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They call ME Stupid!? - David skulley - 06-14-2013
David is walking to the water fountain when suddenly an wild Interviewer jumps out and makes David spit water all over him.
David: What the Fuck do you think you're doing you fucking idiot? If you didn't work for these idiots here on xwf I would fucking rip your head off right now."
David: What the Fuck do you think you're doing you fucking idiot? If you didn't work for these idiots here on xwf I would fucking rip your head off right now."
"INTERVIEW!!!!"
"What the fucks wrong with you?"
"David Please respond to the current situation about the what is now a Fatal four way?!"
"That's right Jason E. Smith did get taken out didn't he? The lucky bastard gets out of it for now but some day he's gonna get from the David. eh What do I care I'll kick anyone's. Plus Mr. Interviewer guy let me ask you something."
"It's interveewer and sure"
"Your last name is...Interveewer. Whatever Just answer me this, Why do these idiots here think I care about winning or losing? I care about KICKING PEOPLES ASSES!!!! this uh hum "Mr.C+" guy said he gets more cunt then ME...Please son I have banged more girls in my life than you have back rolls. Response to Ryan Backston saying that I am the motherfuckin is because I fucked my mother....My mother has been dead over 300 years you idiot, plus my Daughter is only 19 or 20! The reason why I am "MotherFuckin" is because I most likely Fucked your mom, son.
"What about this Kinwrathi guy? what are your thoughts on his comments?"
"He makes it out as I am a straight up
, I admit I am not the smartest I didn't go to school as a child my parents sent me straight to military school instead of elementary. But Kinwrathi, I applaud him and want to punch him straight in the mouth at the same time. The reason for that is because he actually....FUCKING GOT ME!!!! He literally is the only one to make me laugh out of all of them that attempted to Thrash me about. When he said that everyone was able to out think a war commander, strategist, and savior of the world during the Miyack war! I don't think so Kinwrathi....I may have Dumben up a bit since the war ended but that doesn't mean that I can bring those skills back you cocky son of a bitch!"
"Don't...kill...me...."
"Shit sorry my secret is showing a bit isn't it?"
"What's your.."
"Shut the fuck up and ask me a damn question you fucking Cock sucker."
"Sorry...ummm....how do you feel about everyone using your enjoyment of porn to trash you?"
'I actually chuckled at all of them for that. Literally all three of them mentioned me watching porn in a different way, it's pretty fun. The fat black one called me, and I quote "Skubitch".................pffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that sounds like a name a ten year old that plays call of duty would call me. Ryan Backstons the one who mentioned the horrible inbreeding joke, and also mentioned that I have no skills...Military training bitch! what do you have? A creepy butler, ugly ass tattoos, and a boring voice. just get out with your bad jokes! GET OUT! this ones to all of you bitches, yeah, I watch porn, did I saw a jerk off to it, NO! I watch it because I get bored and theres nothing else to watch down where I live except for the damn new cat channel! I fucking hate cats! Thomas and Shana just sit there all day long! just watching fucking cats roll around and purr!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
"Should I leave...?"
"no...no, is there any more questions?"
"That's right Jason E. Smith did get taken out didn't he? The lucky bastard gets out of it for now but some day he's gonna get from the David. eh What do I care I'll kick anyone's. Plus Mr. Interviewer guy let me ask you something."
"It's interveewer and sure"
"Your last name is...Interveewer. Whatever Just answer me this, Why do these idiots here think I care about winning or losing? I care about KICKING PEOPLES ASSES!!!! this uh hum "Mr.C+" guy said he gets more cunt then ME...Please son I have banged more girls in my life than you have back rolls. Response to Ryan Backston saying that I am the motherfuckin is because I fucked my mother....My mother has been dead over 300 years you idiot, plus my Daughter is only 19 or 20! The reason why I am "MotherFuckin" is because I most likely Fucked your mom, son.
"What about this Kinwrathi guy? what are your thoughts on his comments?"
"He makes it out as I am a straight up
, I admit I am not the smartest I didn't go to school as a child my parents sent me straight to military school instead of elementary. But Kinwrathi, I applaud him and want to punch him straight in the mouth at the same time. The reason for that is because he actually....FUCKING GOT ME!!!! He literally is the only one to make me laugh out of all of them that attempted to Thrash me about. When he said that everyone was able to out think a war commander, strategist, and savior of the world during the Miyack war! I don't think so Kinwrathi....I may have Dumben up a bit since the war ended but that doesn't mean that I can bring those skills back you cocky son of a bitch!""Don't...kill...me...."
"Shit sorry my secret is showing a bit isn't it?"
"What's your.."
"Shut the fuck up and ask me a damn question you fucking Cock sucker."
"Sorry...ummm....how do you feel about everyone using your enjoyment of porn to trash you?"
'I actually chuckled at all of them for that. Literally all three of them mentioned me watching porn in a different way, it's pretty fun. The fat black one called me, and I quote "Skubitch".................pffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that sounds like a name a ten year old that plays call of duty would call me. Ryan Backstons the one who mentioned the horrible inbreeding joke, and also mentioned that I have no skills...Military training bitch! what do you have? A creepy butler, ugly ass tattoos, and a boring voice. just get out with your bad jokes! GET OUT! this ones to all of you bitches, yeah, I watch porn, did I saw a jerk off to it, NO! I watch it because I get bored and theres nothing else to watch down where I live except for the damn new cat channel! I fucking hate cats! Thomas and Shana just sit there all day long! just watching fucking cats roll around and purr!!!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
"Should I leave...?"
"no...no, is there any more questions?"
David walks up to the bathroom door, rips it's hinges off and chucks it though a wall.
"I fucking hate....cats"
David then dropkicks the cameraman because he saw that the metrosexual man had a bunch of cat stickers on the camera. Mr. Interveewer tried to run but David football tackled him and picked him up by his ankle and hung up upside down on the stall door in the bathroom. Before David left the bathroom he got a thought. He was going to torture this interviewer.
David drug the interviewer to the courtyard and tied him to a circular table and pulled up a long faucet. the faucet was about 3 inches away from his face. David turned the knob very slightly and the water started dripping in between the interviewers eyebrows.
"see ya around bitch!"
The interviewer stayed there for over two nights until the Janitor found him and untied the bitch.
"Are you okay sunny?"
The interviewer lunged at the Janitor but the Janitor used his mop skills and knocked out the interviewer out by smacking him on the side of the neck with the handle of the mop. The janitor shrugged and continued to mop the grass from all of it's evil.
"I fucking hate....cats"
David then dropkicks the cameraman because he saw that the metrosexual man had a bunch of cat stickers on the camera. Mr. Interveewer tried to run but David football tackled him and picked him up by his ankle and hung up upside down on the stall door in the bathroom. Before David left the bathroom he got a thought. He was going to torture this interviewer.
David drug the interviewer to the courtyard and tied him to a circular table and pulled up a long faucet. the faucet was about 3 inches away from his face. David turned the knob very slightly and the water started dripping in between the interviewers eyebrows.
"see ya around bitch!"
The interviewer stayed there for over two nights until the Janitor found him and untied the bitch.
"Are you okay sunny?"
The interviewer lunged at the Janitor but the Janitor used his mop skills and knocked out the interviewer out by smacking him on the side of the neck with the handle of the mop. The janitor shrugged and continued to mop the grass from all of it's evil.