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The Payne and Joy Podcast #1 -Pilot - Hunter Payne - 06-13-2013
-The new partnership of Payne and Joy posted their first video podcast online, in response to the roster vs rookies match announced for Monday Night Madness-
Payne: Welcome to Hunter Payne's and Joy Giovanni's first podcast. My name is.... Wait for it... Hunter Payne! And with me, my former stalker turned manager and this podcast's Executive Research Diva. The one and only Joy Giovanni.
Joy: Hi everybody!
Payne: So lets dive right into this thing, Today we will be discussing The June 17th edition of Monday Night Madness...
Joy: Brought to you by The Emperor of Extreme, Paul Heyman.
Payne: Namely, The point of discussion will be my match and the superstars involved in it. This is being billed as a Roster vs Rookies, 8 person tag match. Now I really don't know too much about these other 7 people. But that's why I have a researcher here. And by research of course I mean...
Joy: Using Google, and the XWF99.com's official superstars roster page. And.... that's about it.
Payne: Now before we discuss the unknown 7. Let start by talking about the person who is the reason why people are viewing at this very moment. You know him very well Joy. Let's talk about Hunter Payne. Your a big fan last time I heard?
Joy: A huge fan. Hunter Payne is going places. And in this 8 man tag team match, he is on the roster team. Which has to not sit well with the veterans that have been there longer. I asked Hunter Payne how he felt about taking an older star's spot to which he replied???
Payne: Well this isn't a direct quote or anything but I believe he said something like, ..."I replaced them in this match because I am better than them, now when Paul Heyman wants to have an empty arena match, well that's when he will take me off the show and give them a call."
Joy: You sure that wasn't a direct quote? Hahaha. Do you think Hunter Payne and Paul Heyman's get along well backstage, despite having complete opposite reactions from the fan?
Payne: Honestly, they do, and really I think of Hunter Payne as a kinda unannounced Paul Heyman guy.
Joy: I can see that. Now your in a huge 6 man tag match Saturday, and a 8 person tag match Monday. That's a very hectic schedule. How do you plan do deal with it?
Payne: By winning. Both matches. Everybody has seen what I can do in the ring. I am undefeated! And hectic schedules are just part of the business. Matches like my next two will validate my greatness.
Joy: Agreed. Anything you want to say to the fans watching?
Payne: Thank you guys for your support. And thank you for welcoming Joy with open arms, just as I have.
Joy: Who wouldn't welcome me with open arms? Now, you said something about a game you wanted me to play?
Payne: Ahh yes. For those of you watching this, You may not know but Joy is mean. When compared to Joy, I am actually the nice one. You do NOT want to get on this bad girl's bad side. So, to show how mean Joy can be, we're gonna play this game, and the rules are simple. I've got a ton of flashcards here, with names and other things on them, Hopefully you did your research homework. What Joy has to do is say the first thing that comes into that twisted head of hers when she hears the word. Simple enough right?
Joy: Yeah, lets do it.
Payne: First word, ...California?
Joy: Hollywood and movie stars.
Payne: Ok ...Light?
Joy: Darkness.
Payne: Greatness?
Joy: Hunter Payne.
Payne: Tables?
Joy: Ladders and Chairs. Oh My!
Payne: Tool?
Joy: Hmmm... Steve Sayors.
Payne: Hahahaha. oh, now it gets interesting. Jack Killborn?
Joy: Bald weirdo.
Payne: Funny. Swift Ion?
Joy: Small.
Payne: Harold Davis?
Joy: Hmmmm I don't know, One of the many common losers around here I guess.
Payne: I'd like to pause from this game for a second to say that we would have made flashcards for the rookie opponents... But, nobody cares about them. Ok back to the game. Wrestling?
Joy: Awesome.
Payne: The best there ever was, is, and ever will be?
Joy: That's either you or Bret hart.
Payne: Oh, from one Canadian to another. The Worst?
Joy: close, but I have to agree with your hint, Matthew Lennox.
Payne: Joy?
Joy: Yes?
Payne: No that's the word.
Joy: Ohhh! Happiness.
Payne: Pain?
Joy: And Joy! ;)
Payne: Alright, I think that deserves a perfect score. great job Joy. I don't think my answers would have been very different from yours.
Joy: Thank you.
Payne: Anything you want to say Joy to close our first podcast?
Joy: Ummm, just to XWF fans, If you like what you heard from this podcast from Payne and Joy. Stay tuned because there's more to come. In fact, we haven't even scratched the surface yet. So make sure you guys keep watching The Payne and Joy Podcast. You won't regret it, -Joy smiles- I Promise...
Payne: And with that This is Hunter Payne and she is Joy Giovanni sayin.... Oh wait. Look! I must have dropped a flashcard on the floor earlier........... Hey, Close it by answering this one Joy. Catchphrase?
Joy: Payne and Joy out! ;)
-Podcast ends-