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Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-29-2019
Thunder Knuckles is wearing a white polar bear fur coat, shirtless underneath, and cut off jean shorts. He walks up to a podium with a gavel in one hand and an ice-cold Coors in the other.
If your thinking “WOW!” this auction is early you're absolutely correct!
I have a responsibility, no obligation, to get this fantastic opportunity out in front of my potential buyers.
Someone selling a number one contender’s spot a second time is UNPRECEDENTED!
You should know by now that ‘Ol Thunder Knuckles means business. I'm going to continue to do the hard work, so you don’t have to.
Bringing you the best quality matches for your hard-earned xbux. YOU could be the next champion!
Thunder Knuckles Auctions inc. is proud to present a number one contender’s spot for the Television Title up for bid. Today we will start the bidding off at THIRTY THOUSAND xbux. I promise you, I will walk over and slap whoever starts lower than that.
This auction isn’t accepting any other currency or trades. So, don’t be coming in here talking about “I got a
to give ya.” or “I got a dollar. he-yuck-yuck.”.Who REALLY thinks they can become champion. This auction ends on December 5th at midnight the highest bidder wins! The winning bidder has twenty-four hours to pay to receive their shot at the Television Champion.
Good Luck and have fun...This auction begins…
NOW!
Thunder Knuckles cracks the gavel off the podium to signifying the beginning of the auction.
By the way, This is completely legal. No need to ask questions.
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Madison Dyson - 11-29-2019
You haven't even won it yet you stupid asshole!
Nonetheless, I'm sure the lead paint chip eaters will be lining up around the block to get fleeced!
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-29-2019
Thunder Knuckles walks up to Madison Dyson and slaps her in the face. He calmly walks back up to the podium.
If the opportunity isn't available, it obviously can't be sold and this auction will be invalid...moving on.
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 11-29-2019
I'll put 30.1k down, but only on the T.V title shot you earn in the year 9576, to go along with my SOTM
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-29-2019
Thunder Knuckles grabs a notebook.
30.1k down for Jim Jimson, Television Title shot in 9576...Would you like to pay that today, sir?
Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - The Brothers Blackwater - 11-30-2019
"40,400 dollars from me, Ezra Blackwater."
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 11-30-2019
45,000 AND I will hand you the title one hour after winning it.
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-30-2019
Twenty bucks!
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-30-2019
Thunder Knuckles walks up to Vinnie Lane...Looks at him and says...
He-yuck-yuck
Thunder Knuckles then slaps Vinnie Lane in the face. Thunder Knuckles, as if nothing happened, walks back to the podium.
FORTY FIVE THOUSAND to Robbie Bourbon is the highest bidder currently.
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Scully - 11-30-2019
"This auction is pointless... Of course Scully is going to win
..
If NOT, we riot! Or just me!"
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-30-2019
Thunder Knuckles rolls his eyes...Instead of slapping Scully...Thunder Knuckles has plenty of time to do that on December first. Thunder Knuckles explains to Scully.
You can always place a bid Scully. So what if you dont win...You could still have a chance at the Television Title.
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Scully - 11-30-2019
"Nah.... Thanks for the offer, however I am that confident I'll be victorious...
I bet you ALL my Xbux that you DON'T win?"
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Thunder Knuckles™ - 11-30-2019
Thunder Knuckles gives Scully a thumbs up.
That is confident...Seeing as you didn't ask anything of me...I'll take your bet. Only hours away from two paychecks everybody!
re:Thunder Knuckles auction inc. - Thunder Knuckles™ - 12-01-2019
Auction canceled.
Thanks for participating and hopefully soon Thunder Knuckles auction inc. can bring to you a quality match for your xbux.