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Hail to the MuthaFuckin King! - David skulley - 06-11-2013



I am the Muthafucking King of this planet Baby! No one is on my level not even the triple champion! Championships don't matter to me! Stupid Stips don't matter! Because I am the Fucking King! I have just introduced to all of you my brand new theme song! the song that I will now come out to during my entrance! I can't wait till Saturday so I can kick all of their asses! Once I'm done I will make me a throne made our of all their bones! GET ON MY LEVEL! I'm on the boss level and all of you are still on the Tutorial! Kinwrathi is probably my only worth opponent around this dump because I find him unsettling...If you can unsettle the King of Armageddon you deserve a fucking medal or a piece of fuckin' candy! Not the good candy either! The disgusting candy at the bottom of a Halloween bag.

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I'm Fucking ready for my four other opponents! As you can see I even have my armor! Who am I kidding I could how up naked and still not cut a scratch, cut, bullet wound, or even a bite mark, after that match is over. I am going to kick some assholes asses! If you're not ready...Then prepare your ass! Everyone is going to get a beating. I am going to beat my opponents so hard that the people in the next match are going to feel the effects of my match. My other two matches I didn't care about winning or losing but this match There is no possible way that I am going to lose or get embarrassed! I got a fake strudel on my dick woopidy doo dah! When I got home my wife put a real strudel on my dick and ate if off with out using her hands.

I am the Toughest Mother Fucker In this Company hell maybe even the whole fuckin world! Fuck you Ryan Backston! Fuck you C-, Fuck you Jason DickSmith!, AND FUCK YOU KINWRATHI! I will Rape all of you with my fucking blade maybe I might even bring my Armageddon! By the way that's an assault rifle with a Demon trapped in it making it that much stronger... This is what I will be saying once I puut my final opponent through the Final table.
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I'm done so all of you Weaklings can go on with your business and I can go fuck your sisters and moms, Oh and I'll kill your dog or cat while I'm at it. Have a wonderful MuthaFuckin day!

- Yours Truly, David "MotherFuckin" Skulley