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Chicken - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 11-22-2019 Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. Most of you pricks are too timid to talk about it because it's fast food. Super terrified of being associated with being fat. Robbie pats his incredible size 66 pants belly. As a Grand Slam Champion and current half-member of the most dangerous tag teams in XWF history, and a big boned hoss mountain of a man, I have one thing to say about fat shamers. Fried Goddamn Chicken. AMERICAN Fried Chicken. Specifically the sandwiches. Seriously, how can you Keto or herbivores stand without them? Either of y'all groups. See, for some people treat day is cheat day. They cheat by having a huge steak dinner, or doing coke, or maybe ordering something spicy off of Amazon. Maybe even extra spicy. Well I am here to settle the debate, Popeye's or Chic-Fil-A spicy chicken, and the answer is actually Sheetz. Sheetz. You can get purple onions on it there. Burger King's is solid too. Wendy's is great. Don't stab each other. re:Chicken - Madison Dyson - 11-23-2019 You're fat. re:Chicken - Atara Raven - 11-23-2019 Fat Lives Matter Chicken - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 11-23-2019 Peter hasn't been relevant since he stopped being fat. And we prefer the term "gravitationally enhanced" to describe our corpulance. Chicken - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-23-2019 u haven't been relevant since u were Universal Champion u stupid fat fuck! re:Chicken - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 11-24-2019 Someone sounds angry. Specifically that spicy chicken is more popular than chicken parm these days. Imagine it, Peter, if everyone were selling chicken parm you would still have the girth of a man instead of having become the frail, sickly poor thing we see today. Chicken - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-24-2019 Chicken parm is life re:Chicken - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 11-24-2019 Rob raises an interesting point about your girth, Pete. In fact, I'd wager your career has ALWAYS been better when you were husky. If only someone were to go back and check the archives for proof in the record books... TO THE STATCAVE!!!! Nah JK that's way too much work. Chicken - Peter Fn Gilmour - 11-24-2019 u r prob right there boss man but who gives a fuck if im fat or a sexy bitch that I am now.. Chicken - SteamDieselBlack - 11-24-2019 Everyone knows BEEF is the real king......as it should be. re:Chicken - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 11-26-2019 Woah, woah, woah. WOAH. Easy there, hoss. You don't put mustard on beef, you apply horseradish. Chicken - SteamDieselBlack - 11-28-2019 Mustard.......is the beef of condiments......you can put beef on beef.......you sir JUT CANT CUT THE DAMN MUSTARD re:Chicken - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 11-29-2019 Oh yeah? Robbie places a bottle of mustard on the ground. Any kind, it doesn't matter, the detail isn't what type of mustard. The detail is the side of beef, a full half a cow, that Robbie is standing next to. He picks it up and slams it down on the bottle of mustard, annihilating it. Robbie sighs. Shit, you're right. No slices, no chops, nothing. Robbie shrugs and reaches into the pocket of his sequined spangled jacket. He pulls out something in a Sheetz wrapper. He unwraps it as he turns and starts to walk away. I just owned it. Robbie sinks his teeth into the super delicious Sheetz spicy chicken sandwich with lettuce, tomato, red onion, and jalapeno ranch sauce.