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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Sex/Curtista T.V - Scully - 10-25-2019
Intro….
Last time Scully was in action was over a month ago; Wednesday Night Warfare on the 4th of September. Scully competed in a fatal five-way Number 1 Contender Match, where the winner would go on to face the HART champion, Tony Santos at the XWF Pay-per-view, Relentless.
| AZRAEL EREBUS - vs - MARK BROOKS - vs - BARNEY GREEN - vs - CENTURION - vs - SCULLY |
Centurion would prevail, pinning Azrael in the process. He would then go on to Relentless and become the NEW XWF Hart Champion. Scully didn't compete at the pay-per-view, hell he didn't even cut a single a promo either. Scully hasn't fought at the last two pay-per-views, in fact. However, Scully is hoping that he will be at the next Pay-per-view, Lethal Lottery. He will want to be apart of the lotto mix. Round one starts on Saturday night Savage, he will team with Boris against the team of XWF Xtreme Champion, Fuzz and Big D.
Scully may have not been active, in in-ring competition recently but he will be doing double duty, first in this important Tag-Team bout and then a BIG match for the XWF Universal Championship against Unknown Soldier on Warfare. Skull could potentially pin Fuzz in this Tag-Team match and IF, Fuzz is still the reigning Xtreme Champion, the title will change hands and Scully could be the Xtreme Champion when he faces Unknown Soldier.
You may have been wondering what Scully has been up to right? You may not give two shits what he's been doing?
But just so you know, he has been a little busy. Spending time with his partner, Natalie and their son, Aston. Teaching his Flock of Tards about life and how to deal with the inbreds of the World, like the majority on the XWF roster. Sure, he's been at some of the shows, in the backstage area. He's been walking around, owning everyone, like he does. He was there drinking tea whilst Theo Pryce polished his boots. 'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane… HASBEEN, has been singing W.A.S.P songs to Scully, whilst Roxy Cotton gave Skull multiple body massages. Skull is the real gaffer just so you're aware. Just because you haven't seen him on T.V, doesn't mean he isn't there!
Boris & Scully - vs - Fuzz & Big D Razorblade in an Apple Match Tornado Tag Rules Weapons will litter the outside Some weapons will work as expected Others will not, either endangering the person wielding it, being made of licorice etc. |
Friday 25th October
Scully's Home
Miami, Florida
Midday
Scully was with Curtista and Alfie in his interview room of his home. They were discussing the scheduled upcoming live programming of Curtista T.V. Scully was waiting for members of his flock to arrive. Suddenly the interview room bursts open and in walks a pissed off Natalie. She isn't very happy,
Natalie:"You need to go and speak to Tom and Charlotte, they're in our garage!"
"Yeah… And? What have they done to put you in this mood?"
Natalie:"She's sucking him off!"
Skull, Curtista and Alfie smirk at one another, in a childish manner.
Natalie:"It's NOT funny! Aston is playing upstairs."
"Babe…… "
Scully can't help but laugh out loud and Natalie storms off in a huff, slamming the door behind her. Skull sighs, Alfie and Curtista burst out laughing.
'For fuck sake… I'm gonna have to go sort them out…"
Curtista:"Good luck with that!"
Alfie:"Have fun!
Curtista and Alfie burst out laughing again as Scully shakes his head before leaving the interview room. Skull walks through the hallway and into the dining room. He walks to the other side and opens the side door to the garage. As he enters, what Natalie said is actually happening.. But more. It was like a
porno…Tom is indeed getting his dick sucked/licked/dribbled on whatever by Charlotte, who is being done from behind by Tom's best friend, Lenny.. They didn't even notice Scully at all….
"Guys…. Guys…"
Scully has to raise his voice… "TOM! LENNY! CHARLOTTE!"
All three of them stop immediately. They're in shock. Tom picks up a pot and comically puts his penis inside… The half pot of black paint. Skull laughs and puts his face in the palm of his hand. Lenny quickly withdraws his penis and grabs a cloth with motor oil on it, covering his manhood. Skull is seriously flabbergasted as Charlotte tries to put herself behind a ladder but pushes the ladder over and then just winks at Scully.
"Okay.. Okay.. Cover yourselves up please!"
Scully turns his back to them and patiently waits several minutes whilst the Flock get dressed.
Lenny:"Weeeee iz dun!"
Skull turns around to see them… In their T-shirts/top half covered and underwear at least.
"WELL… You guys got your clothes on quick.. Anyway, it doesn't matter..
Tom and Lenny, you're meant to be doing Curtista T.V, not doing Charlotte!
Tom and Lenny look to the floor.
"You're all gonna have to clean yourselves up. So you can use the shower, ON YOUR OWN. Not together! I will get Natalie to make sure you ALL behave. I will assist, of course. If you don't…
You will be stripped of the XWF
Tag-Team Championships and Charlotte… Ruth, will have to find a new partner…"All three members of the Flock look down and sad.
"Of course, if you three want to canoodle, I have no issue with that! As long as it's in your own homes!"
Tom:"New-dallz? I lyk dem. Mmmmmmm… I iz ungrie!"
Lenny:"N meeeee!"
Charlotte:"I cerrrtanlee av an appatit avta dat!"
"Okay… Okay… Showers first, then ya can have some food.
Then we're doing Curtista T.V.."
Scully escorts the Flock of Tards to be showered etc…
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Scully's Home
Interview room
Alfie, professionally behind the camera and Curtista sat comfortably on the leather sofa, looking as chilled as ever. Scully sat in his usual spot, his reclining chair, feet up. It is time for…..
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Curtista:"Hello XWF Galaxy, it is I… Curtista. And welcome to Curtista T.V. I am ready to interview your next… XWF Xtreme Champion and then he will become the XWF Uni Champ just four days later… I am here with…
SCULLY!"
"Thank you! Thank you!
Curtista:"Scully is the only guy in the XWF to have his own personal cameraman, in Alfie. His own personal interviewer.. In me of course. And his own Flock of Tards! WHAT A GUY!
Anyway.. Scully let's concentrate on what's going down in MOUNT HOOD, OREGON. 2nd of November, Saturday Night Savage. I mean Spooks.. Just two days after the zombies have come out to play..
"IF they haven't eaten me by then!
Skull grins as Curtista chuckles to himself.
Curtista:"That's true! So a BIG week coming up for you, my friend. Let's obviously concentrate on Savage for this addition of Curtista T.V.
You team with Boris in round one of the Lethal Lottery tournament. What do you make of your partner?"
"I don't know much about the guy to be honest. He's still pretty new here, he's only had three matches, I believe. He is paranoid about Western spies and he hides his identity.
But that's cool. I would rather team with Boris than ANY of my opponents. He can't be much worse than Big D or Fuzz. Boris is BETTER than any of those two jackasses!"
Curtista:"Didn't you team with Big D before?"
"Unfortunately, yes. Once upon a time me and Big D was on like some five man team or some shit on Savage. It's the one where the show NEVER aired cuz of Shane
. There's a surprise!"Curtista:"Oh yeah, that unprofessional night. I remember that, when you clearly won…
Anyway, Big D is the current Television Champion. A former Xtreme Champion. Are you not worried about facing him?"
"Worried? Should I be concerned about a fruity pebble T-shirt wearing gimp like that? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Don't be silly, Curtista. The guy calls himself Big D to make him feel more adequate about his tiny DICK! Big D, just means Big Dickhead! Ya know, not long ago, I had the unfortunate discovery of three members of my Flock fucking in my garage.
Yes.. That happened, and I bet Tom and Lenny have bigger dicks than Big D! Hell his partner, Fuzz is a bigger dick than Big D!"
Curtista:"Speaking of Fuzz, didn't you two have some words on Twitter this past week?"
"We did. And you know what? The guy is a walking vagina. Sitting behind his shitty device, tweeting about how people make snide remarks about him. Da da da day. Think Fuzzy Wuzzy is more paranoid than both my partner, Boris and Big D is about his tiny Weener.
I mean come on… I replied to the Cunt. No snide comments from me, I told him straight, whilst laughing at him in the process. I tweeted him back and he didn't have much to say. You know why he didn't have much to say? Because he's a fanny! I'll simply slap the taste out of his mouth when I see him on Saturday Night Spooks. I'll tell him to his gimpy looking face, what a vagina he is!"
Curtista:"Fuzz is a so called 'legend'.. "
"You mean bellend?"
Curtista:"Yes.. That's what I meant. Fuzz is the reigning XWF Xtreme Champion, you could potentially be the NEW XWF Xtreme Champion, IF you pin Fuzz during your match. You have the Xtreme title once before, would that distract you from the task at hand? That being, moving on to round two?"
"Not at all. Obviously I want to capture the Xtreme Championship again, but when Fuzz has ran off like the bitch he is and left Big D to get the beating of his life, then I'll just have to pin Big D won't I? Or make him tap, whatever! Either one of those two are going to lose, regardless!"
Scully reaches over to coffee table and grabs the mineral water. Removing the lid and taking a large mouthful before placing the lid back on.
Curtista:"What do you make of the stipulation, a 'Razorblade in an Apple Match?'
"It doesn't effect the outcome. It just means me and Boris will have a lot of fun during the contest. I mean, I'm not stupid or dumb enough to pick an apple up and cut my mouth open. I know there will be A LOT of surprises. I mean Fuzz could pick up a pumpkin, the little pumpkin and then it explodes, blowing his skinny body up into smithereens.
Big D could pick up a baseball bat, and puff….
It could turn into a chipolata sausage to remind him how he doesn't even measure up to that!"
Curtista:"Well.. I have something to tell you…"
"What's that, Curtista?"
Curtista:"Your opponents are…. HERE!"
"I'm so scared!"
Scully casually stands up from the chair and awaits the arrival of his Savage opponents…..
Curtista then shouts, Curtista:"Big D!
FUZZ!
This is your cue!"
The door finally opens and in walks…
Big D wearing his usual fruity pebble T-shirt and bright purple baseball cap. He has his XWF
Tag-Team Championship around his waist, he has stuck a big picture of a Television on it.(Tom looking more silly than ever!)
Followed by a miserable, depressing looking Fuzz. He has his XWF Xtreme Championship on his shoulder, he has stuck a big picture of Professor X on it. I don't know.
(Lenny looking even more downs than he already is)
Big D:"Iz me, likkle B, wiv da tinnie Willllieee. He so dum, Fuzzy let me giv im a bum!"
Big D aka Tom then begins to suck his thumb.
Fuzz:"Iz me, Fuzzie Woozie, boozie, reddie ta loozzie!"
Fuzz aka Lenny sticks his middle fingers up.
Skull approaches them and stands before them.
"Any last words before you die?"
Big D and Fuzz look at one another. Then they….
Run off. Leaving the scene.
Scully looks into the camera.
"Trick or Treat?
If it's a trick you require, I ain't no liar. Fuzz, you little queer, I'll make your XWF Xtreme Championship disappear.
If it's a treat you want, I'll make Big D look like an even bigger Cunt. The biggest treat of all, is ending LL for such a pair of fools!
Da End, Scully Has Spoken!"