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To: Thunder Knuckles - Sebastian Duke - 10-22-2019 Paul Heyman & Associates 123 Heathcote Road Scarsdale, New York 10583 Phone: 914-555-0420 Fax: 914-555-0421 Cell: 914-555-0069 To: Thunder Knuckles AKA: Thunder Knuckles RE: XBUX Requirements Mr. Knuckles, On behalf of my client, Sebastian Duke, his company Veneres International, and the Duke Family Trust, I am authorized to make the following statement: Concerning your requirement of x100 to secure your services, my client has authorized the payment sum of x1000 just to make sure you know he's serious. My client, Sebastian Duke, XWF legend and one of the greatest to ever lace up a pair of boots and literally the Babe Ruth of Wednesday Night Warfare, the House That Duke Built, has gone much further. Despite his legendary status, my client knows he is no spring chicken, so Mr Knuckles, you help him advance to the second round of Lethal Lottery and you will see a bonus of x10000. If you fail and my client is eliminated from Lethal Lottery, he will take his money back in the form of a terrible, terrible beating. Sincerely, Paul Heyman re:To: Thunder Knuckles - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 10-22-2019 If I were Mastermind and Tony Santos, I'd be counting my pennies to produce a counter offer. Thunder Knuckles is all about the money! re:To: Thunder Knuckles - Thunder Knuckles™ - 10-22-2019 Thunder Knuckles revives a letter of inquiry, with no return address. Turns out, Ol' Thunder Knuckles was offed a sizable amount of xbux, from anonymous source, to take a Fifty Thousand xbux dive. In the spirit of fairness if Duke pays that amount of SIXTY THOUSAND xbux. I will be required to not take the offer. Duke you better get ahold of Haymond and get that money transferred. If you dont' your preexisting money will be sent back to you. You have twenty four hours the clock begins. NOW! Thunder Knuckles is cheesing ear to ear as the camera fades to black To: Thunder Knuckles - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 10-22-2019 Hey TK, I'll throw ya an extra 15k to accept the 50k from "anonymous", and pull that offer for Duke to outbid, just for the lulz! Seriously, it'll be funny. You can screw over two generations of Dukes in a matter of weeks! To: Thunder Knuckles - Sebastian Duke - 10-22-2019 On behalf of my client, we would require proof of such an offer prior to any further negotiations. To: Thunder Knuckles - Sebastian Duke - 10-22-2019 Screwing over Duke's is so mainstream, its not even cool anymore. re:To: Thunder Knuckles - Thunder Knuckles™ - 10-22-2019 Unfortunately that's not how this game is played, your loss, literally. Your money will be transferred back to you with the next business day. However, with VV's last comment it looks like your new Total will be SEVENTY THOUSAND. You still have time Duke. Don't waste it. To: Thunder Knuckles - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 10-22-2019 You've got bux! Now take that dive! To: Thunder Knuckles - Sebastian Duke - 10-22-2019 Take your dive, kid. To: Thunder Knuckles - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-22-2019 Oh shit! *Fap fap fap* To: Thunder Knuckles - drezdin5788 - 10-22-2019 Jesus Christ. If thats not pure dribbling bs, then i dunno What is re:To: Thunder Knuckles - Thunder Knuckles™ - 10-22-2019 Yet another example why Drezdin should be president of the United States of America, folks. Calls it like he sees it! To: Thunder Knuckles - drezdin5788 - 10-23-2019 Youll be vp