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Exercising Evil???? (Part 2) - Unknown Soldier - 10-19-2019
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The scene opens up as someone was fiddling with a camera and inserting batteries into the back of it. When the camera finally comes into focus it is revealed that XWF's own Amjetkun Socio, the ALL DAY ALL NIGHTER thriller and the man your woman thinks about while she's having sex, then steps in front of the camera and starts flexing his muscles and posing for all the world to see. His veins bulging all over his body, as he stands in simply a speedo in the center of the White House fitness center where the PRESIDENT! stands behind him attempting to lift a bunch of large weights on the bench press. Amjetkun pays little attention to the PRESIDENT! and instead focuses his undivided attention on making sure the camera catches all angles of his sexy bulging body.
The PRESIDENT! screams out to the muscle bulging freak in hopes of trying to get his attention and help spot him while he attempts to bench press a large amount of weight with no spotter. There are eight 45 pound weights stuck on each side and it's obvious that the overweight and chubby PRESIDENT! is not going to be able to lift such an enormous feat.
SATAN! -- "You're supposed to be my new strength trainer! Now get the fuck over here and spot me. I need to lift a TON of weights so I can get all buff and stuff nice and quick like!"
Amjetkun Socio -- "If you wanna get buff and stuff all quick like, you're going to have to do it just like me. Watch and learn!"
Amjetkun steps behind the president and grabs the weights and instead of spotting the president, he just picks them up and starts doing a bunch of curls. How is this possible with such a massive amount of weight? This guy must be some kind of freak or something! His enormous bulge in his pants is directly in front of the PRESIDENT!'s face as it keeps dipping up and down tea bagging him with every curl that he lifts. The PRESIDENT! doesn't look too happy and begins howling and screaming for the muscle-bound freak to stop!
This is ignored of course, as once Amjetkun starts getting in his groove he is impossible to stop. He looks back over at the camera as a bunch of sweat starts pouring off his chest and face and lands on top of the PRESIDENT! giving him what could only be described as some kind of a sweat shower.
SATAN! -- "I said waterboarding is only legal to do to Muslims, you fucking freak! Now, let me out of here!"
A bunch of random people, all wearing speedos and trying to look very inconspicuous, come inside the fitness center from the back door where nobody can see them. Carrying gigantic hypodermic needles and shoving them into Amjetkun's butt! Seven, eight, nine, even ten needles one after another they keep inserting into his rear end as they keep pulling them out of small red fanny packs with the white first aid cross symbol on the front of it. This causes his manhood to immediately start shrinking which gives an opening for the PRESIDENT! to escape from being further humiliated.
Amjetkun then starts screaming and curling the massive weights faster and faster. Lifting them closer and closer to his face with each rep until eventually, he raises them up so far that he loses his grip and the enormous dumbbell with massive amounts of weights on it goes flying through the ceiling! It goes through another layer of ceiling and flys all the way up into the sky and out of view. The PRESIDENT! attempts to shield his head, expecting the weights to come flying back down on top of him. Amjetkun, on the other hand, shows no fear and instead stands on top of the bench press and howls like a wolf and flexes his muscles. He knows it's never coming back down! Amjetkun Socio says FUCK GRAVITY!
Looking back up on the floor just above the fitness center that was exposed by the shattering wood of the ceiling, we can see the PRESIDENT!'s wife is having scat sex with Crimson Dong! The PRESIDENT! is about to look up and discover this dastardly event, but is instead grabbed by Amjetkun before his eyes can wander upwards by his throat and taken over towards the glass wall that allows people to see inside the fitness center. Dong escapes through a door in the bedroom on the upper floor and the PRESIDENT's naked wife looks down and sees Amjetkun and his massive meat head stature. He gives her a wink and she returns the gesture with a wave. The PRESIDENT! is unable to look up and see these two exchange these romantic expressions towards one another due to his face being shoved into the glass wall by Amjetkun's massive fists!
Amjetkun Socio -- "Push ups! NOW!
SATAN! "Against the wall? I thought we did those on the floor?"
Amjetkun starts slamming the PRESIDENT!'s head back and forth forcing him to do push-ups against the glass wall while in a standing position? Faster and faster until the PRESIDENT! can take no more and starts crying like a little bitch as Amjetkun gets down right in front of his face like a drill sergeant and starts mocking him and whimpering just the same as him. Sort of reminiscent of Silence of the Lambs when Buffalo Bill starts screaming back at his captor in the well.
Amjetkun Socio -- "Stop cryin' boy! Let me show you how it's done!"
Amjetkun releases his giant hand from the back of the PRESIDENT's head, which sort of looks like how Shaquille O'neal would palm a basketball, and then slams his fists up against the glass wall and starts doing push-ups on his own as the PRESIDENT! watches with tears sliding down his face. Amjetkun pushes harder and harder against the glass and then starts doing those push-ups where he claps his hands in the middle of the reps. A giant crack develops on the glass wall and gets larger and larger with each hard pressing rep that the muscle-bound freak does. Eventually, he comes down and gives a massive grunt before pushing himself back up in the air again and comes slamming down on the glass, shattering it into a million pieces. His arms are covered in blood, dripping from the tips of his fingers all the way down his elbows. A large smile of satisfaction comes across his face as he starts to shake uncontrollably like a god damn mad man in a fit of roid rage.
Amjetkun Socio -- "Workout done! Now! Let's hit the showers!"
A look of relief comes across the PRESIDENT!'s face as he wipes his tears from underneath his eyelids.
SATAN! -- "Wow, I like this short little workout! Do you think I'll be buff and stuff just like you pretty soon? I'm getting tired of being called tubby all the time."
The ALL DAY ALL NIGHTER bangs viciously on his abdomen muscles that are a rippling 16 pack. That's right, one more than Tony Santos even! As he does droplets of blood go flying everywhere.
Amjetkun Socio -- "Then let's get ready for some six-minute abs and will flatten that stomach in no time!"
Amjetkun grabs a six-minute ab machine that was leaning up against the corner of the room and does one rep on it before the plastic piece of garbage shatters to pieces.
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Amjetkun Socio -- "On second thought, how about them showers?"
SATAN! -- "I got a better idea!"
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The next scene opens up to a large bathhouse with gold trim and solid marble bricks stacked on both the walls, ceiling, and ground. The PRESIDENT! and Amjetkun Socio are sitting in an enormous hot tub full of a light green turquoise liquid and a little rubber ducky floating around and bobbing up and down as the bubbles propel it all over the hot tub. Amjetkun's hands are all bandaged up from elbow to fingertips and it would probably be a good idea if he considered going as a mummy for Halloween. Both are completely naked except for the PRESIDENT's long red tie hanging around his neck. Both are simply lounging inside the tub and slurping up the teal liquid that they are bathing in like a couple of thirsty dogs. Amjetkun is careful to not get his bandages wet.
Amjetkun Socio -- "Is this going to be enough?"
SATAN! -- "That's a good point."
The PRESIDENT! presses a button on the top part of his tie and speaks into what appears to be some kind of microphone or an intercom perhaps.
SATAN! -- "SARAH! MORE BAJA BLAST! NOW YOU DIRTY BITCH!!"
Sarah Huckabee Sanders walks out from a door just moments after being altered by the PRESIDENT! with two giant pails filled to the brim with Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
Sarah Sanders: "I was sitting just outside the door like you asked, your highness, you don't have to call me on the intercom."
She spills a little bit and this sends both the PRESIDENT! and Amjetkun Socio into another roid rage episode as they start screaming random obscenities at her.
Sarah Sanders: "Sorry, here you go."
She dumps both of the pails of liquid into the hot tub.
SATAN! -- "MORE!"
He screams at her like the gluttonous pig that he is.
Sarah Sanders: "As you wish, your highness."
Sarah keeps making trips back and forth and dumping more and more Baja Blast into the hot tub as the two keep slurping it up. Suddenly, a siren goes off in the corner of the room alerting the PRESIDENT! that the Secretary of State would like to speak with him. He snarls and cringes his teeth as the television screen comes down from the ceiling and hovers right in front of his face. It fizzles for a short while before Mike Pompeo's face appears on the screen.
Mike Pompeo -- "Sorry, your highness, I know this is a bad time and you told me to never bother you during your Baja Blast bubble baths, but it's urgent! Our Russian spies have discovered the location of Father O'Malley and his new apprentice!"
At this announcement the PRESIDENT! stands up abruptly with a startled look on his face, not realizing his private parts were covered from the bubbles in the hot tub and exposes himself.
SATAN! -- "Where is it!"
Mike Pompeo turns away so as not to look and Sarah Sanders giggles a little bit to herself.
SATAN! -- "FUCK YOU SARAH! It's shrinkage from being in the tub! Get out of here!"
Sarah leaves the room giggling like a little school girl as the PRESIDENT! sulks back down into the tub.
Mike Pompeo -- "I'm sending you the coordinates now!"
The PRESIDENT! fiddles around with his long red tie for a few moments and then a shit-eating grin comes across his face as he must have just received the message where Father O'Malley was located.
SATAN! -- "Beam my Soldier through the hologram immediately!"
Mike Pompeo -- "As you wish, your highness."
Simulatenously, as Mike Pompeo disappears a hologram of Unknown Soldier appears as both he and Greggo are seen just outside the fitness room eating the broken glass with bits of Amjetkun Socio's blood on it. Sarah Sanders walks quickly behind the two as Unknown Soldier turns around to kneel before the PRESIDENT! with bits of blood dripping down the sides of his lips like Dracula.
Unknown Soldier -- "What is thy bidding, my MASTER!"
SATAN! -- "Put on the cool helmet this time so I don't have to look at that wretched face of yours."
Unknown Soldier puts on a Kylo Ren helmet while still kneeling before the PRESIDENT! appearing on the hologram in front of him.
SATAN! -- "NO! I said the cool helmet! Damnit!"
Unknown Soldier removes the Kylo Ren helmet and then puts on a Darth Vader helmet.
SATAN! -- "Much better! Now! Seek out and destroy these feeble enemies of ours!"
Unknown Soldier -- "Can I have a super badass lightsaber?"
The PRESIDENT! snaps his fingers and a red lightsaber appears in Unknown Soldier's left hand.
Unknown Soldier -- "Sweeeeeeeet!"
SATAN! -- "Now, enough with the Haloween candy and go seek out and destroy them!"
Unknown Soldier -- "Yes, my MASTER!"
The hologram fades out and the PRESIDENT! turns off the hot tub and the bubbles stop brewing for a few minutes. He reaches for a towel and then turns around to hear a disturbing sound behind him as a collection of bubbles float to the surface of the hot tub despite him turning it off and the bubbles completely ceasing for many minutes before that.
Amjetkun Socio -- "Sorry, soda gives me gas."
The camera's batteries run out once again and the scene fades to black.
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UNKNOWN SOLDIER
"I wouldn't be surprised if by the end of Chris Page's story he sticks his tongue out at all of us and his thumbs in his ears while waving his fingers around like antlers and acting like a little child as he wakes up from his dream in his little Alice in Wonderland adventure and says. "HA HA! I trolled you and I was dreaming all along. I got you guys. Shit is fake news! Nah Nah Nah Nah Boo Boo HAHAHAHA!" You know, since that’s his ‘shtick’ and all. Because if he really wants us all to believe that his favorite scapegoat Adam Barker is going to kill himself, then, by all means, I encourage him to the fullest to make that the reality of the situation. I actually hope he goes through with all this so that pipsqueak doesn't show up at ringside and scream "I'm a bitch" for him to Peter Gilmour and he pull some elaborate scheme with some recordings and doctored footage.
Just like Adam Barker did in that Ranma Saotome match at XX when he grabbed the referee's foot which caused the match to end through disqualification. I actually have to admit and I think everyone agrees that the match was pretty spectacular. Back and forth and a long grueling battle ended because of his stupid manager trying to cheat and ended up ending the match so that Ranma couldn't actually put down the pin and beat him. Which he would have let's be honest. I really hope you did kill him so that our match doesn't end with some bullshit shenanigans like that and you actually scream in writing pain and profess to Peter your bitchness! Or will you find some other type of excuse to end this thing so that you can profess to everyone that you were cheated and robbed and deserve another chance! Well, guess what, nobody else is buying what your selling in these situations and it's obvious to everyone why you pull these pathetic stunts!
It's time for him to face the facts folks, and that's just plain and simple that he's jealous of me. He's jealous that I walked into the XWF and became a double champion and took the Universal title away with a briefcase and within two weeks' time achieved more than both he and his platoon of pussies that he brought over here could in the months before I returned. He's jealous that in the snap of my fingers I was able to obtain the goal that for years he has been striving to accomplish. For someone that wants to harp on me about repetition, I've seen about as many 'suck my dick' references in his recent slew of promos that I think it's about time Vinnie Lane started keeping a stat tracker on him instead of Peter! Robert Main makes my dick hard? Then why does he keep appearing before you as some illustrious illusion that you've used as a metaphor for the inner demons you keep battling in each and every single one of your promos!
If he thinks to pull this little stunt of his and acting like my SATAN! and his Satan are one and the same, then he better take a long look in the mirror and realize that we all face our own inner demons in our own lives and no matter what amount of magic or transfigurations that take place it will never replace the inner turmoil and evil that is represented in whatever form you choose it to be. I know exactly what his inner demons are...."
Unknown Soldier holds up the Universal title in the air and wiggles it around above his head. Shortly afterward he starts shaking and convulsing for a few moments. His eyes twitching and his lips trembling before bringing his head back up and speaking in a much softer voice much different from the one he had before.
DANTE KYLLEN
"But does he know about mine? Does he know that I've never known my father since the bane of my existence and with each passing day my mind wanders in a sea of self retribution lacking in this knowledge? What he doesn't realize is that it's not his inner demons he'll be stepping in the ring with on Wednesday. It won't be some little kid he's battling in hell, his father, or his feelings for Adam Barker that help him claim the one true prize that has haunted his soul forever.
I'm an actual demi-demon that was raised by a mother, the demon goddess known as Stheno, and trained from birth to be the most brutal behemoth with no remorse or sense of care in the world than to live my life with unlimited power. I killed my fucking twin brother that I loved dearly for a chance to live a life of supreme satisfaction as his elimination was necessary to weed out any weakness that may be wandering inside this vessel that was chosen to be the champion.”
He pulls at the edge of his skin very violently to prove a point.
"I sacrificed my own blood and kin for this opportunity, and that's a lot more than this Adam Barker friend of his that pulled the wool over his eyes and made him look good for years in some wrestling federation that couldn't hold a candle next to the XWF! If he is dead, I'd say that's the best thing that has ever happened to him, so that way his eyes can be opened to the reality of this entire situation and this ego of his can finally be put in check. Welcome back to the X - W - FUCKING - F! Where you're actually the mid-card talent just trying to get over by running your mouth endlessly without producing results in the big time Universal Title matches.
Just remember, when your down there in hell battling your own inner demons, that I've already known mine for a very long time and for that very reason is why I'm the one that's actually been one step ahead of you this entire time. While you've been 666 behind! I'd say good luck down there figuring yourself out with YOUR! Satan and all, but it's actually up here where you'll be needing all the luck you can get when you step in the ring with the GOD! of the XWF!"