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We regret to inform you... - Theo Pryce - 10-10-2019
That Arnold Jerome Fletcher, better known as "Chubby" passed away painfully this evening when he lived up to his namesake and choked to death while eating a burger from Hardees. Rumor has it he was eating a 2/3rd lb monster thickburger when a piece of meat became lodged in his throat. It's possible he could have survived if he had ever considered salads but due to his immense girth no one was able to properly apply the heimlich. Unsubstantiated rumors have been reported that some little kid tried repeatedly jumping up and down on Arnold's chest to try and free the meat but he was unsuccessful.
Arnold is possibly survived by family no one really knows.
RIP
OOC: Arnold has decided to step down from being a GM so that he can focus on the stuff he truly enjoys which is writing roleplays. Thanks Arnold you fat fuck.
We regret to inform you... - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-10-2019
HE'S FAT!!!
...well, was.
re:We regret to inform you... - Corey Smith - 10-10-2019
Well that's a rather undignified way to go.
Sorry Chubby. I hope you get all the burgers you can eat in Heaven. :(
We regret to inform you... - Theo Pryce - 10-10-2019
I don't know what kind of fairy tale you are living in Lux but fat people don't go to Heaven.
re:We regret to inform you... - Corey Smith - 10-10-2019
(10-10-2019, 03:07 PM)Theo Pryce Said: I don't know what kind of fairy tale you are living in Lux but fat people don't go to Heaven.
The same one where I'm a time traveling assassin, probably.
re:We regret to inform you... - B.O.B. D - 10-10-2019
At least it was a decent burger. Could've been McDonald's.
re:We regret to inform you... - Centurion - 10-10-2019
He was in the process of looking into Vita Valenteen fake Anarchy Championship. Dude was murdered.
re:We regret to inform you... - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 10-10-2019
(10-10-2019, 04:31 PM)Centurion Said: He was in the process of looking into Vita Valenteen fake Anarchy Championship. Dude was murdered.
REALLY!?!
We regret to inform you... - drezdin5788 - 10-10-2019
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
We regret to inform you... - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-10-2019
Least he had a good last meal
We regret to inform you... - Thaddeus Duke - 10-10-2019
"If he's responsible for booking titles... then good because this shit sucks.
"Sorry, not sorry."
re:We regret to inform you... - Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 10-10-2019
(10-10-2019, 03:46 PM)BigD Said: At least it was a decent burger. Could've been McDonald's.
How fucking dare you disrespect the holy name of Ronald McDonald.