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THE UFO - CTN - 10-02-2019



THE UFO - Zane Norrison - 10-02-2019

"She looks like she's experiencing an epileptic stroke. You probably don't want those photos shared."

re:THE UFO - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 10-02-2019

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THE UFO - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-02-2019

Hahaha!

Call them out on the doctored footage one day, and now the following day they put about 20 times LESS effort into their doctored bullshit. I mean how obvious are these filthy ass whores making it? Now that it's known Antony The Jerk is helping them pull strings backstage, poison people, etc... it's like they're laughing in all YOUR faces, XWF UniverseGlobeLand! Are you all going to sit back and take this trash rammed right down your throats? LOOK AT THAT FOOTAGE THE CIRCLE TELEVISION NETWORK JUST CUT AND PASTED TOGETHER!!!

Wake up, XWF!!!

And now, in order to further distract from the point that the REAL Anarchy Champion is Vito Valentino, these dumb bimbos want to have SLACKLand fight a literal helicopter? Hmmmmm... let me guess... somehow that tiny, under aged, Marfan Syndrome looking jag rag will body slam this "helicopter" straight to hell and rip it to pieces with her bare hands in what looks like footage slapped together by Stevie Wonder? CoOoOoL! Craxxxy! OH MOE GODE!

Shane laughs himself into a fit of wetness coming from several places on his body.

XWF got SLACK'd again! No other company in the WorldPlanetMoon could be so widely hoodwinked by such lazy, sloppy HORSE shit!

Shane glances behind him and in the darkness there is, indeed... a black steed. Shane walks over to it and pulls the camera right up to the horse's ass.

I'd say this is your future, XWF... but we're already PAST the future which means this horse's asshole is your present! That doesn't even make sense yet not a single one of you have enough brain cells to question it! Well, except maybe big Vito. He seems to see what's really going on in this hole.

Shane presses his face right up against the exit (or entrance, depending on what you do with your horse) of the horse's anal passage and... *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

Mmmmmmmm! Breathe it in, XWF! GET USED TO IT!

THE UFO - Zane Norrison - 10-02-2019

"Luckily, I don't need to breathe, I'm dead."


"Not so dead as to not know that Sarah is unattractive though."


"Looking like you have 'fetal alcohol spectrum disorder' seriously is not the way to go."


"My dick gets harder when Greggo is in the room and as you can see..."


Zane smacks the camera over to Greggo, who is masturbating with an industrial sized tub of mayo at his side, while holding a picture of Thaddeus Duke. In a dress. Thad's in the dress, Greggo is naked and... glistening with the combination of sweat and glitter. Sparkly!


"It's quite a disturbing sight."


"Still in a contest between Slackland and Greggo... Greggo always wins."


"Howdeh."


"That's not an invitation!"