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The Anarchy Championship - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-28-2019
"Hey, did everyone catch my stand out performance at Relentless? Well, for the benefit of those who couldn't afford to purchase the show, allow me to catch you up to speed."
Quote:SUDDENLY!!!
”Pip, do you hear that?”
A helicopter appears overhead and the Hooded Man is seen peering down from the open side door.
”What’s HE doing here!?!”
The Hooded Man drops a rope ladder down from the helicopter. It lands just a few feet away from VV. She desperately crawls towards it and wraps her arm around the bottom rung as the chopper takes up into the air!
”Are you kidding me!?! The Hooded Man is going to FLY Vita Valenteen to the championship before Sarah can swim there!”
”Well the rules do state that you must be the first to retrieve the tile by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!”
Lacklan is close to the title, swimming for her life.
The helicopter hovers in position.
The water seperates from the force of the rotors, pushing Lacklan back.
Lacklan pushes on!
Vita gets to the open door of the helicopter but it can't be lowered any more!
Lacklan gets a hand on the boat!!!!
AND VITA JUMPS!!!!
JUST TO THE RIGHT OF THE BOAT!!!!
LACKLAN THROWS HER HAND ONTO THE BOAT!
VITA FORCES HERSELF UP!
AND...
VITA GRABS THE TITLE!!!
Winner AND NEW ANARCHY CHAMPION - VITA VALENTEEN!!!
"How does it feel Sarah? How does it feel to have everything that you worked for stripped away?"
"I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO TAKE THIS CHAMPIONSHIP!"
VV throws an exact replica of the Anarchy championship over her shoulder with a smug smile.
"So suck it you long winded bitch!"
"Now that I'm the NEW face of Anarchy, I'll gladly offer you a rematch..."
"Just as soon as you EARN IT!"
VV laughs as the scene fades.
re:The Anarchy Championship - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-28-2019
Uh...
re:The Anarchy Championship - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-28-2019
"I know right? It must be hard for you to come to terms with the fact that your hand picked champion just couldn't get the job done huh?"
"I'll give you time to greive, I'm not a monster after all, but I fully expect to be booked in the Main Event of the next Anarchy like YOUR champion deserves!"
"..."
"Non-Title match of course!"
The Anarchy Championship - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-28-2019
Great job Vito. I knew you had the balls to fix broken reality.
re:The Anarchy Championship - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-28-2019
Get out of here Shane Carter! You and that stupid dog!
re:The Anarchy Championship - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-28-2019
(09-28-2019, 07:22 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: Great job Vito. I knew you had the balls to fix broken reality.
"Haha, yeah, I agree. Had Sarah held onto MY title for one more minute, I think the XWF Universe would have turned on the company. Fortunately for everyone, I'm the greatest pure technical wrestler in the XWF today, and Sarah just didn't know how to combat my superior skill set. Speaking of, can you believe that bitch used a baseball bat?? Like, who does that? This is WRESTLING Sarah, not bum fights!"
re:The Anarchy Championship - Lacklan - 09-28-2019
Quote:“But, hey, saying ‘FUCK IT!’ and abandoning who and what you are is not a NEW thing for you, is it? You went from standing up for Jessalyn on a Mexican beach to meeting the ‘mean girl’ quality when fighting Dolly...for what? To avoid taking that L? And then back to sugar and spice with Corey for...what? Sympathy on Anarchy? And now to THIS? What is going to happen after you lose at Relentless? Are you going to then shift completely again with a cry of ‘Welp, THAT didn’t work, either!’ and start worshiping the Deceiver and raping people like the World Champ? Whatever you need to do to not get beat again?
“Whatever lie is next, be assured that I will be adding five NEW promo titles to this piece after Relentless, and one of them WILL be yours.”
re:The Anarchy Championship - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-28-2019
(09-28-2019, 07:39 PM)Lacklan Said:Quote:“But, hey, saying ‘FUCK IT!’ and abandoning who and what you are is not a NEW thing for you, is it? You went from standing up for Jessalyn on a Mexican beach to meeting the ‘mean girl’ quality when fighting Dolly...for what? To avoid taking that L? And then back to sugar and spice with Corey for...what? Sympathy on Anarchy? And now to THIS? What is going to happen after you lose at Relentless? Are you going to then shift completely again with a cry of ‘Welp, THAT didn’t work, either!’ and start worshiping the Deceiver and raping people like the World Champ? Whatever you need to do to not get beat again?
“Whatever lie is next, be assured that I will be adding five NEW promo titles to this piece after Relentless, and one of them WILL be yours.”
"Damn girl, 0 for 2 tonight huh?"
The Anarchy Championship - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-28-2019
(09-28-2019, 07:39 PM)Lacklan Said: “Are you going to then shift completely again with a cry of ‘Welp, THAT didn’t work, either!’ and start worshiping the Deceiver and raping people like the World Champ?"
Oh wow the XWF WORLD Championship is back? All kinds of realities being
re:The Anarchy Championship - Madison Dyson - 09-28-2019
Madison narrows her eyes at the screen.
Holy fuck, how blitzed was I when I saw this match the first time?
Whatever. Kind of like this timeline better anyway.
Offers a hit of Schnapps to Bitchy.
re:The Anarchy Championship - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-28-2019
(09-28-2019, 07:50 PM)Madison Dyson Said: Madison narrows her eyes at the screen.
Holy fuck, how blitzed was I when I saw this match the first time?
Whatever. Kind of like this timeline better anyway.
Offers a hit of Schnapps to Bitchy.
"Peach?"
re:The Anarchy Championship - Madison Dyson - 09-28-2019
(09-28-2019, 07:55 PM)VV Said:(09-28-2019, 07:50 PM)Madison Dyson Said: Madison narrows her eyes at the screen.
Holy fuck, how blitzed was I when I saw this match the first time?
Whatever. Kind of like this timeline better anyway.
Offers a hit of Schnapps to Bitchy.
"Peach?"
I dunno, I can't taste tastes anymore. Congrats on the win.
re:The Anarchy Championship - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-28-2019
(09-28-2019, 07:57 PM)Madison Dyson Said:(09-28-2019, 07:55 PM)VV Said:(09-28-2019, 07:50 PM)Madison Dyson Said: Madison narrows her eyes at the screen.
Holy fuck, how blitzed was I when I saw this match the first time?
Whatever. Kind of like this timeline better anyway.
Offers a hit of Schnapps to Bitchy.
"Peach?"
I dunno, I can't taste tastes anymore. Congrats on the win.
VV sqints to read the label on the bottle. It clearly states cinnamon as the flavor. How the fuck can you not taste cinnamon she wonders?
"Thanks!"
VV reaches for the bottle and takes a celebratory sip before passing the bottle back.
"And thanks!"
re:The Anarchy Championship - AntonyTheJerk - 09-29-2019
"This normally wouldn't happen, but she just wouldn't shut up until her contract has been fully approved. Take it away Melanie....."
MELANIE CRAYZEE CHILD: "Oh my god.... oh my god.... oh my god.... look boss look at what happened at Relentless, Vita Valenteen won the Anarchy Championship. Hey Vita..... Hey Vita.... Hey Vita... I'm your number one fan....."
"It looks likely to be false Melanie,"
MELANIE CRAYZEE CHILD: "No it can't be false.... Vita... Vita won it by going back in time,..."
"You can't go back in time,"
MELANIE CRAYZEE CHILD: "Bullshit. We all see Vita has won. You go girl..... Can I get n autograph please."
"That's enough now Melanie,"
MELANIE CRAYZEE CHILD: "Spoil sport,"
re:The Anarchy Championship - Vita Frickin Valenteen - 09-30-2019
Uh, hi Melina... And you're right, I did win the Anarchy championship! The fact of the matter is this, I was TOTALLY screwed by some doctored footage! Now, I don't know WHO is behind the video sabotaging of my CAREER HIGHLIGHT win of the Anarchy championship, but it seems that I wasn't their only target!
Yeah, that's right, I know for a FACT that Thunder Knuckles didn't only appear for the Race Across The Everglades, but he actually WON the damn thing!
ROLL IT!
Quote:From SOME angles it SEEMS that Boris us the only competitor, but from the angle playing now, you can clearly see Thunder Knuckles just behind Boris waiting for the race to begin.
The race starts!
Thunder knuckles clearly takes the lead as he fires past Boris who is riding along at a LIESURELY PACE!!!
Thunder Knuckles swiftly crosses the finish line to WIN this race, but NOBODY NOTICES!!!
SEE!!!!
I'm NOT the ONLY ONE that's been screwed by shady camera work over the weekend!
Who could be behind this?
I think it's pretty clear to everyone, what's going on here.
SARAH GREY-LACKLAN!
The SELF PROCLAIMED marketing GENIUS!!! LOL!!!
Has put her "SKILLS" to the test and produced some pretty convincing editing in an effort to save face.
Isn't it PATHETIC when someone can't just ACCEPT a loss and move on?
ANYWAY!!!
Thunder Knuckles, I'm TRULY sorry that you've become a casualty in this WAR between Sarah and I, but I guess she needed to sabotage someone else, just to cast doubt that she's involved.
Yeah, totally a cunt move...
Anyway, TK, I'm glad that I could bring light to this situation. Although, it does TOTALLY SUCK that you were STILL screwed out if your BIG WINNERS PAYDAY, but HOPEFULLY management does the right thing and gives you the Xbux that you're owed.
As far as YOU are concerned, ~SARAH~, YOU ARE NOT the champ ANYMORE, and if you think that ANYONE is going to fall for YOUR LIES, think again!
I plan on speaking with Lane FIRST THING in the morning, and I'm confident that TOGETHER, we will be able to sort this mess out and ensure that the PROPER victors are given everything thing that they're OWED!
TK, I think you may want to attend as well...
VV tossed the Anarchy championship over her shoulder and smiled towards the camera before she turned and walked away.
Fade out.
re:The Anarchy Championship - Thunder Knuckles™ - 09-30-2019
That screwy little albino honey! Don't worry Sarah Ol' Thunder Knuckles will forgive you for a BJ. I know how trust fund girls are, GOD! The best head ever, I tell you. As far as my payday is concerned. I do believe I need to be compensated.
The Anarchy Championship - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-30-2019
"I like the cut of your jimmies Thunder Knucks we should workout together bro I got the hookup if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge holla at a playa."
re:The Anarchy Championship - Boris - 10-01-2019
(09-30-2019, 07:39 PM)VV Said: Uh, hi Melina... And you're right, I did win the Anarchy championship! The fact of the matter is this, I was TOTALLY screwed by some doctored footage! Now, I don't know WHO is behind the video sabotaging of my CAREER HIGHLIGHT win of the Anarchy championship, but it seems that I wasn't their only target!
Yeah, that's right, I know for a FACT that Thunder Knuckles didn't only appear for the Race Across The Everglades, but he actually WON the damn thing!
ROLL IT!
Quote:From SOME angles it SEEMS that Boris us the only competitor, but from the angle playing now, you can clearly see Thunder Knuckles just behind Boris waiting for the race to begin.
The race starts!
Thunder knuckles clearly takes the lead as he fires past Boris who is riding along at a LIESURELY PACE!!!
Thunder Knuckles swiftly crosses the finish line to WIN this race, but NOBODY NOTICES!!!
SEE!!!!
I'm NOT the ONLY ONE that's been screwed by shady camera work over the weekend!
Who could be behind this?
I think it's pretty clear to everyone, what's going on here.
SARAH GREY-LACKLAN!
The SELF PROCLAIMED marketing GENIUS!!! LOL!!!
Has put her "SKILLS" to the test and produced some pretty convincing editing in an effort to save face.
Isn't it PATHETIC when someone can't just ACCEPT a loss and move on?
ANYWAY!!!
Thunder Knuckles, I'm TRULY sorry that you've become a casualty in this WAR between Sarah and I, but I guess she needed to sabotage someone else, just to cast doubt that she's involved.
Yeah, totally a cunt move...
Anyway, TK, I'm glad that I could bring light to this situation. Although, it does TOTALLY SUCK that you were STILL screwed out if your BIG WINNERS PAYDAY, but HOPEFULLY management does the right thing and gives you the Xbux that you're owed.
As far as YOU are concerned, ~SARAH~, YOU ARE NOT the champ ANYMORE, and if you think that ANYONE is going to fall for YOUR LIES, think again!
I plan on speaking with Lane FIRST THING in the morning, and I'm confident that TOGETHER, we will be able to sort this mess out and ensure that the PROPER victors are given everything thing that they're OWED!
TK, I think you may want to attend as well...
VV tossed the Anarchy championship over her shoulder and smiled towards the camera before she turned and walked away.
Fade out.
You have made an enemy in Boris. I am watching you, Western spy.
re:The Anarchy Championship - Melanie Crayzee Childs - 10-01-2019
(10-01-2019, 11:05 AM)Boris Said: You have made an enemy in Boris. I am watching you, Western spy.
You leave my idol alone you Russian swine. Otherwise this crayzee chickadee will show you how crayzee one can be.
The Anarchy Championship - Boris - 10-01-2019
I'm Slav you stupid fena!
re:The Anarchy Championship - Melanie Crayzee Childs - 10-01-2019
(10-01-2019, 11:53 AM)Boris Said: I'm Slav you stupid fena!
Oh well.... forgive me.... that's way worse....
The Anarchy Championship - Boris - 10-01-2019
At least I know how to spell "crazy" blyat.
re:The Anarchy Championship - Melanie Crayzee Childs - 10-01-2019
(10-01-2019, 12:21 PM)Boris Said: At least I know how to spell "crazy" blyat.
***Rolls eyes***
And that just proves my point on how way worse being 'slav' is. Do I need to spell it out for ya? It's a play on words.
And they call me the crayzee one.
re:The Anarchy Championship - Boris - 10-01-2019
(10-01-2019, 12:34 PM)Melanie Crayzee Childs Said:(10-01-2019, 12:21 PM)Boris Said: At least I know how to spell "crazy" blyat.
***Rolls eyes***
Do I need to spell it out for ya?
.
Can you spell, blin?
re:The Anarchy Championship - Melanie Crayzee Childs - 10-01-2019
(10-01-2019, 01:25 PM)Boris Said: Can you spell, blin?
Why would I need to spell it, you stupid nob head when I can just say it.