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X-Title defective? - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-14-2019
Good job, Big D.
You're the 24/7 X-treme Champion...
A title that is on the line............ wait for it........ 24/7, under all conditions, and susceptible to every possible method of defeat. I've even seen it change hands in tag matches, gauntlets, and battle royals!
Yet you've lost your last match...
Oh, and lost the match before that...
Congratulations on literally defeating the very essence of time and space itself by somehow losing twice in a row, yet retaining a title that is on the line every second of every minute of every hour of every day. Teach us your ways, big man!
Who wants a hunna bux to kick this big dope in the sac 247 times and see if he's immune to THAT too?
re:X-Title defective? - B.O.B. D - 09-15-2019
"Well, Shane, apparently the staff is biased and I must be one of the ones they like. But if you actually watched Thursday, you would've seen I WON my match, but had the decision reversed because zombies apparently have very fragile necks. And if you're okay with me not only being screwed out of the TV Title, but also thinking I should lose MY belt for Mastermind's actions; then I guess you don't care if this Title was as soiled as the toilets I'm haunted by to this day."
"As some of the other old timers have said, not the same XWF you're used to, huh?"
re:X-Title defective? - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-15-2019
Folks, I would hate for there to ever be any confusion on the storied and historic XWF X-Treme Championship! To my knowledge, no one has ever won the title by DQ, but who knows in this crazy place, right?
After all, we've seen Thaddeus Duke win the title just to get rolled up five seconds later by the guy he just beat before he even left the ring. I mean he WON, but he didn't WIN, you know?
And like, that time management arbitrarily reduced the 24/7 pinning time down from 12 hours to 1 minute and counted the fall for GM to win it because they were angry at the reigning champ... those sorts of things can definitely cloud things!
But I think, as we have all known, forever, and ever, that the 24/7 rule applies to PINFALLS. I mean, it least it always did before. Maybe we can have some fun DQ title changes in the future though, since fuck it, right? LOL such a kidder.
re:X-Title defective? - Zane Norrison - 09-15-2019
(09-15-2019, 07:51 AM)BigD Said: "Well, Shane, apparently the staff is biased and I must be one of the ones they like. But if you actually watched Thursday, you would've seen I WON my match, but had the decision reversed because zombies apparently have very fragile necks. And if you're okay with me not only being screwed out of the TV Title, but also thinking I should lose MY belt for Mastermind's actions; then I guess you don't care if this Title was as soiled as the toilets I'm haunted by to this day."
"As some of the other old timers have said, not the same XWF you're used to, huh?"
"By no means is this me, saying that I feel like I deserve the title but you lost the match, Daniel. Being disqualified, counts as losing, not winning. Hence the reason behind that loud booming voice over the speakers that stated; very clearly and precisely, that I won the match. Now if you feel as though you were cheated or robbed in some manner, or maybe you just simply want to prove that the only reason I won is by your disqualification. I'm right here and I don't plan on going anywhere, anytime soon... or at all for that matter. We can have a rematch whenever you like. Last man standing, perhaps?"
X-Title defective? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-16-2019
so is the title given to VACANT?
re:X-Title defective? - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 09-16-2019
(09-15-2019, 04:16 PM)Zane Norrison Said:(09-15-2019, 07:51 AM)BigD Said: "Well, Shane, apparently the staff is biased and I must be one of the ones they like. But if you actually watched Thursday, you would've seen I WON my match, but had the decision reversed because zombies apparently have very fragile necks. And if you're okay with me not only being screwed out of the TV Title, but also thinking I should lose MY belt for Mastermind's actions; then I guess you don't care if this Title was as soiled as the toilets I'm haunted by to this day."
"As some of the other old timers have said, not the same XWF you're used to, huh?"
"By no means is this me, saying that I feel like I deserve the title but you lost the match, Daniel. Being disqualified, counts as losing, not winning. Hence the reason behind that loud booming voice over the speakers that stated; very clearly and precisely, that I won the match. Now if you feel as though you were cheated or robbed in some manner, or maybe you just simply want to prove that the only reason I won is by your disqualification. I'm right here and I don't plan on going anywhere, anytime soon... or at all for that matter. We can have a rematch whenever you like. Last man standing, perhaps?"
Decapitation match! Isn't that your specialty? Or wait... I guess opposite of specialty?
re:X-Title defective? - Zane Norrison - 09-16-2019
(09-16-2019, 05:41 PM)Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: Decapitation match! Isn't that your specialty? Or wait... I guess opposite of specialty?
"It doesn't put the fear of god in me like it would the rest of the roster, since being beheaded doesn't put an end to my afterlife. So sure I guess you could call it my specialty, since I can endure the loss and still exist, whereas if my opponent lost the match, his family would have to start making funeral arrangements."