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Disproving the myth that is Noah Jackson - RP #2 - Mastermind - 09-12-2019
No one had done it before and I don't know why no one had ever thought of doing it until now.... Wait I know why... because you guys are not me. I am the real Master of Minds around here.
So as I was saying no one had done it before looking into the phenomenon that is Noah Jackson. Into his past and into his D.N.A.
So for this very occasion I had sent a team of Private Investigators to Australia to look into everything that was Noah Jackson. And they came back to me with a bucket load of payload.
"What can I say about Noah Jackson? He was a darling wee boy when we neighbours all those years ago!"
"How long did you know him?"
"I use to babysit him for 10 years while his mother was always going out. With different men."
"So why did you have to look after him?"
"Because I was the only one he would settle down for when he was younger. His mother trusted me,"
"So why do you think he became the way he is today?"
"He fell in with the wrong crowd, plus his mother was a mean bitch,"
That was 'Lorraine', someone who I tracked down when trying to figure out what really happened to Noah Jackson.
'Lorraine' only came forward only on the promise that we didn't use her real name, for fear of being made fun of by this grown up Noah.
Said 'Lorraine': "As a kid Noah had a shocking memory, would always forget my name. But he always seemed to settle down with me. That's why I have no problem coming forward now only if my real name isn't used."
So the next question that had to be answered was:
'Was Noah's bad memory also the case at school?'
According to his first school teacher 'Shelly' it was.
"Noah couldn't retain anything. His memory was just shocking. He didn't know how to add, subtract, multiply, divide. He wasn't stupid, he just couldn't retain anything."
"What changed?"
"He fell in with the wrong crowd!"
"Wouldn't it be the right crowd though if he started remembering people's names and started to remember how to add, subtract, multiply and divide?"
"Pardon my language but fuck off. If he started using the 'c' word every other word, I wouldn't suggest that was the right crowd!"
"So if he started using the 'c' word alot would that mean he uses it to be able memorize what to say and things?"
I asked that question to an expert. A psychologist whose name was Albert.
"It's quite common for those people like Mr Jackson to find key words, relate those key words to certain meanings, and then use those certain meanings to be able to retain information, so as you can see, he latched on to the word 'cunt' and used it in different meanings and he was able to retain the memory he uses to this day. That is why he is the cunt he is today."
From humble beginnings where he wasn't able to retain infornation because he was a dumb cunt, to falling in with the wrong crowd like a naive cunt, to be able to now be able retain information like a normal cunt.
No surprises there then.
We all know how special Noah is, it just proves he was a special case.
WEDNESDAY 11TH SEPTEMBER 2019
BEST WESTERN BROOKLYN CONEY ISLAND INN
HOTEL ROOM
CONEY ISLAND
BROOKLYN
NEW YORK
THE NIGHT BEFORE THURSDAY NIGHT ANARCHY
The camera fades into the hotel room of Mastermind as he cuts a forlorn figure sitting looking out of his hotel window in the direction of New York City.
"18 years go by in a blink of an eye. 18 years does not seem like a lifetime but it is.
"18 years ago I was 27, recovering from a vicious match the night before when I participated in the NZWC. My wife woke me up in tears as she got me to watch what was to become terrible footage. It was just after 8 a.m Kiwi time on the 12th September but in U.S. time it was just after 4 p.m. and by then the damage had been done. Both towers had collapsed and you Americans were in shock.
"I can remember clearly, as though it was yesterday. It didn't take very long for the NZ Government of the day to condem what had had happened.
"Although you wouldn't have realized until much, much later if at all, that New Zealand stood side by side, shoulder to shoulder with our ANZUS family, our brothers and sisters. The Australia, New Zealand and United States treaty.
"Kiwis and Aussies came together to weep for America with America
Kiwis and Aussies came together to stand in anger for America with America
Kiwis and Aussies came together to be as one with America.
"September 11 was when the world changed. And it didn't change for the good in the political world.
"But it changed for the better in the wrestling world and that's all that matters.
"So like 25th April that we observe for ANZAC DAY, I will say this for September 11...... Lest we Forget..."
Mastermind sighs and looks back at the camera, and moves his chair to sit directly in front of it.
"I just wanted to have the opportunity to speak about the significance of today, now I can move on.
"Noah... Noah.. Noah.... like the true criminal that you and your country is known for you certainly do know how to steal the line light... you certainly do know how to steal much needed vocab structure. You are as worse as your so called father figure Fuzz and Sarah Lacklan but you don't stink as much... or do you?
"Let me take you back to London to the previous PPV. We all observe you reacting the fastest when you saw that heicopter hover overhead. You dove out of the ring pretty fast. So how did you know what was coming? How Noah?
"I hate to call Sarah, 'poor' Sarah, because she's not. Had she known what you seemed to know, I'm sure she would have gotten out of the ring faster than she did now she will be forever known as Stinky Sarah.
"And you have the galls to tell those Police Officers that I was 'The Hooded Man' and I was responsible for the arson attack. Well shoes on the other foot now isnt it bitch....
"And clearly you don't know shit anyway, even though you stink as much as Sarah still does.
"For when it comes to my name 'M' being heard in promos, its like those 'censor' words you see on tv all the time during prime family viewing time. 'M' is clearly the censor word so that my true first name isn't heard. I have to leave some sort of mystery about myself don't I? That's what us professionals in the wrestling game call being mysterious. The fact that you don't know that clearly shows how behind the times you truly are... which is pathetic, for someone who seems really switched on, and in the same reality as the rest of us.... not."
Mastermind smirks his infamous smirk of his.
"Which brings me to you bringing my family into this and calling them a 'tv' family. They aren't made for tv you dumb cunt. They are a normal typical everyday family that I am proud to be apart of. I have a loving wife, who's very supportive, and four awesome kids. Two sets of twins. Boys and girls. They are my world. I provide for them so they don't go without, like I did when I was younger.
"How dare you call my family a t.v family, Noah. But it's so typical that you did call them that because we all know that you fucking don't have a family of your own, and so you can't relate so that makes you a very sad cunt, and I feel sorry for you I truly do.... fuck off you made your bed you can fucking well lie in it...
"I feel sorry for Fuzz, he has told a thousand and one times he is not your father. You make the poor sod feel real uncomfortable and he truly hates discussing his supposed parentage which is not yours. Clearly you have wax or is it built up debris of flying shit left over from London, between your ears.
"By the way once again I don't give a flying dare I say it.. 'shit' about Fuzz either. For all we know you two are in cohorts together. You being a member of the original 'penal' colonist. You can twist your cohorts finger into doing unthinkable stuff and get away with it.
"Look I may not win against you on Saturday, I don't fucking care either way if I do or not, at least I got to show the world that you may be a slippery lying cunt and I would be lying if I don't MasterMIND that at all, right now. See you Saturday, you dirty cunt you.."
Mastermind gets up waving his hand in front of his face like there was a big smell and walks off camera. The camera fades out.