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I would like to buy one Bourbco please (ROBBIE!) - Corey Smith - 06-06-2019
Corey dials the number he sees from the latest unexpected text message from Bourbco. An old woman answers.
Hello? Hello?!
Um, hi. I'm calling because I would like to buy one stock in Bourbco please.
You want to buy the thong?
No! Well....maybe. But I want to buy a stock in Bourbco.
Oh! A steak?
Corey sighs. No...STOCK! A STOCK! Can I just talk to Robbie Bourbon please?
Okay, transferring you now. You sound like a sweet boy, kind of like my grandson!
Oh....heh....thanks.
.....A long minute passes.....
Um...hello?
Yes?
Did you transfer me?
Oh! I'll do it now.
Corey finally gets patched through.
Ring.....Ring....
I would like to buy one Bourbco please (ROBBIE!) - Corey Smith - 06-19-2019
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Updated image of Corey waiting on hold for Robbie Bourbon. The phone falls out of his corpse hand and his bones crumble into dust.
re:I would like to buy one Bourbco please (ROBBIE!) - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 06-22-2019
Robbie hits the snooze button on his phone.
Snoooooooooooooooin.
Gues he's such a prick thimbles are worthless.
re:I would like to buy one Bourbco please (ROBBIE!) - Corey Smith - 06-22-2019
(06-22-2019, 02:27 AM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Robbie hits the snooze button on his phone.
Snoooooooooooooooin.
Gues he's such a prick thimbles are worthless.
[Corpse of Corey is left wondering how drunk Robbie was when he said this before crumbling to dust.]
re:I would like to buy one Bourbco please (ROBBIE!) - Z - 06-23-2019
Thunder crackles in the distance.