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Blahhhh - Tommy Wish - 05-29-2019 [The scene opens up to a bar where Tommy is in, and sees a group of people singing karaoke that is across the bar. After a couple went up to sing a bad rendition of “endless love”, some guy in drag, wanted Tommy to go up there.] Hysteria: Go up there Tommy, I know you can perform! Tommy: Hell no, they would boo me out this place. Hysteria: Come on, it wouldn’t hurt to try. Tommy: Fine, but only one song… [Hysteria claps, and drags him to the stage. As he stands there, he noticed it was group men in drag night. Tommy gulped for a minute, then he starts to sing his rendition of “Dream On”. About three minutes later, the song finishes, and Tommy gets a brief standing ovation. He then climbs out of the stage steps, and meets Hysteria with her smile on his face.] Hysteria: You did sooo good honey, you should become a singer! Tommy: I couldn’t even make a dent in the Top 40 charts, let alone the country top charts like Lil Nas X. Hysteria: Who’s that? [Tommy shakes his head with a “no” and they walk to a table to sit. As they sit, Tommy encounters some fans. He signs their autographs, and they leave. Hysteria fixes her wig, and sip some fruity cocktail.] Hysteria: You know I was joking bout that, did you hear that cute boy getting canceled by wrangler jeans? Tommy: Oh yeah, those guys are clowns for that bullshit. But anyways, how do you do your make up each time? Hysteria: Its long process honey… I can’t even tell you how my routine goes. Tommy: Well, surprise me… I got all night and day for you to tell me. Hysteria: I don’t wanna… but fine… I take a buch o— [Tommy then fakes sleeps, until Hysteria pinches his face. He “wakes” up and looks around the place. Then he smiles at her in a lighthearted manner, he then takes her hand, and they head to the dance floor. He then starts to shuffle to beat, while Hysteria looks onward with glee.] Hysteria: You got moves, Tommy… so fly for a white guy. Tommy: Hey! I mean… I can dance like a mofo… been doing this since I was in my teens. Hysteria: Can you do the robot? Cabbage Patch? Tommy: Nah, those aren’t my type of moves. Hysteria: Whateverrr [As they dance to the beat of Dead Or Alive track, Tommy then pulls her in close. With the synths playing over the speaker, they embrace with one another. Time itself pretty much slowed down, as the DJ switched to slow jam.] Hysteria: This is very nice… Tommy: Oh yeah it is, you smell so fackin good tonight. It’s just crazy how we just met though. Hysteria: Tommy, I have a confession to make to you. [Hysteria pulls away from him, and she drags him to the unisex bathroom. Tommy was scoping the unisex bathroom, with pink walls and porcine toilets. Then, he sees her rip the wig off and Tommy wasn’t fazed by this confession. He even pats him on the shoulder.] Hysteria: Aren’t you surprised Tommy? Tommy: I don’t really care… either way, were just friends right? Hysteria: …yeah…. Tommy: Cool, I’m about to head out this club. I’ll see you around bro? [Tommy signals Hysteria a high five, but she ignores his gesture and heads into a stall, and starts to cry. Tommy hears the sobs, but just walks out of bathroom as the scene cuts out.] "I obviously can fucking sing like a rockstar. If it wasn't for me wrestling, i'd be on tour with lady gugu and Piss Kelly on stage right now. Having all the girls throw their panties and shoes on stage, of that would be the dream. But instead, i get offered Roxy's shoes more times then I can count on how many titles I have on my shoulders. First, X-Treme Champion... now, Federweight Champion! Who knows what will go down in these months. I might fuck around and snatch me another strap in those hallways. Maybe not, I don't want to always be watching my own back every single time, and be covered for ten hours on the floor. Oh yeah, I knew when I seen a trans man... Hysteria wasn't for me. I am not looking for love, i'm looking to be alone....with my collection of dirty shoes to jack off in. Anyways, Savage is about roll up here within the couple of days from now. Where are you Rebel Star? To busy messing around with Lux/Corey I see, you know, I am starting to regret giving praises to you. Are you afraid of me? If so, then well I guess I am doing my job properly to a rookie like you, I could guess that you aren't ready to be in the X-Treme division. In the words of Brian Zane, "weapons and blood" is the name of the game on Savage, Star. I think you are now realizing that do not have what it takes, to fight me in that ring. You are now, being a pussy that I knew you are. Keep sitting at your home, stalking Lux and ignore me. I'd be pleased to make this match short, and keep my X-Treme title in one piece. But, whenever you time to stop stalking Lux, I want you to know this clearly... I'm going to take it nice and slow, as I crack a chair on your head. Caress your flesh with my Kendo Stick, and seal it with a kiss... A HideYaFace that is... But anyways, Star... be prepared for some Torture Loving Care in my hands on Savage."