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Greetings from the god damned present. - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 05-06-2019

Robbie Bourbon appears in a public park sitting on a bench. His spandex one strap singlet looking fresh, his mask glistening in the sun, he dorks around on his phone like an asshole ignoring the public at large and causing traffic accidents. Or something, not currently because he's on a park bench nowhere near a road. He looks up, rolling his eyes.

Seriously, get Twitter.

He holds up his phone for the camera to read.

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re:Greetings from the god damned present. - Corey Smith - 05-06-2019

There's a chair waiting for you. You could come tell them yourself.


re:Greetings from the god damned present. - Scully - 05-06-2019

"Don't be silly Lux, he's too scared to be in the same room as me.... "


Greetings from the god damned present. - Noah Jackson - 05-06-2019

"Cunt. Again, in stereo."


re:Greetings from the god damned present. - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 05-08-2019

(05-06-2019, 03:47 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Cunt. Again, in stereo."

Well, lookie here!

Nobody said nothing. In stereo. I had no idea that could even happen.

I will rip your face off, wipe my ass with it, sign it in your blood, and sell it in eBay for enough money to buy an in ground pool.

Thank goodness I already have an in ground pool, otherwise I would actually have a reason to wreck you.


Robbie waves his hand and the camera shows an in ground pool set beside an in ground pool and another in ground pool, 3 Olympic sized in ground pools complete with diving platforms each, which is enough pools to opperate 3 Olympics worth of swim meets simultaneously. In one we see a thing, it was so funny you don't need a description.