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Noah's Small Package - B.O.B. D - 05-05-2019
(Big D arrived at the arena, a small packagepin hand. He walks rolls up to a random person)
Big D: Does Noah Jackson happin to be here?
Person: Yeah, he was over there talkpin to people about cunts!
Big D: Okay, thanks.
(Big D walks over to where Noah is, sure enough, going on about cunts. Big D taps him on the shoulder and he turns around.)
Big D: Excuse me, but this was delivered to me by accident.
(Big D holds the box up for Noah. When he opens it, Big D punches him through the bottom. This throws Jackson off-guard, allowing Big D to pin him, as a ref Noah was talking to counts.)pin
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re:Noah's Small Package - Noah Jackson - 05-05-2019
(05-05-2019, 02:06 PM)BigD Said: (Big D arrived at the arena, a small package p in hand. He walks rolls up to a random person)
Big D: Does Noah Jackson happin to be here?
Person: Yeah, he was over there talkpin to people about cunts!
Big D: Okay, thanks.
(Big D walks over to where Noah is, sure enough, going on about cunts. Big D taps him on the shoulder and he turns around.)
Big D: Excuse me, but this was delivered to me by accident.
(Big D holds the box up for Noah. When he opens it, Big D punches him through the bottom.? This throws Jackson off-guard, allowing Big D to pin him, as a ref Noah was talking to counts.)pin
1....................
2.........................
Title Small Package
Subtitle 1, 2, 3 Time Champinon!!!!!
Sneaky pin in Big D's sig.
Think that's all of em.
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KICKOUT CUNT!
Noah fucking Jackson kips up like a champ and turns to the camera.
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With that, I give a smile to the camera and hit the Tim Tam Slam on BigD before strolling away.
re:Noah's Small Package - B.O.B. D - 05-05-2019
I want a ruling on whether you technically pointed out the 1, 2, 3 part of the subtitle. Since everything you pointed out was in red, wanna know what they say about that.
Noah's Small Package - Darius Xavier - 05-06-2019
| Winner and Still HMW Champion - Noah Jackson |
With this title we are only looking for the word pin, the 1,2,3 or any variation of that doesn't really count.
Noah's Small Package - Noah Jackson - 05-06-2019
"Cheers, cunt."