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The bard song remains. - Heironeous - 06-05-2013
Among a crowd of people is a very short person, playing a guitar and belting out a proper tune. Think Gio Compario sort of tuneage. This automatically draws the attention of the Dong master! Almost mesmerized he lays down and starts to yawn. The damned Gnome must have been playing a song of compulsion on him.
As the drifts off to sleep, Heironeous thanks the Gnome and goes in for the pin!
Remember people you see a Gnome with a Guitar run! Run like the wind! All Gnome Bards are evil!
The bard song remains. - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 06-05-2013
The Crimson Dong's dong becomes a gnome and kicks out for Dong so Dong doesn't have to DONGOUT!
Dong's dong then morphs into a bird and pecks Heironeous' scrotum, springing a leak in his baggage.
The bard song remains. - KnightMask - 06-05-2013
KnightMask freezes, drawn by the Blind Guardian reference. Switching around his mp3 player, he finds 'Mirror, Mirror', turns it up....and continues to get warmed up for his match.
The bard song remains. - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 06-05-2013
Blind Guardian? Deaf Warrior? Mute Minion? None of that works for THE Crimson Dong who turns up his stereo and blasts "Trouble" by Willam: