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Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
Smells like old fucking maxi pads. She's only been here like two weeks! This is disgusting and I'm going to set it on fire.
@Lacklan wanna watch???
re:Ruby's Locker - Lacklan - 04-15-2019
Do we need to check in w/ PETA about whether or not we can set fire to a trash panda's home? 🤔
re:Ruby's Locker - Centurion - 04-15-2019
Every time I hear one of you insult Ruby I assume it's because you hate puppies and happiness.
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
I bet she has so much gross stuff in there. I don't even want to look. The thought of it all is making me dry heave, I'm totally going to vom.
HRRRK.
HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKkk.
Do you have a lighter? I only vape now, unless someone bums me a cig and a light. Other than that, all vape.
re:Ruby's Locker - Lacklan - 04-15-2019
(04-15-2019, 08:40 AM)Roxy Cotton Said:
Do you have a lighter? I only vape now, unless someone bums me a cig and a light. Other than that, all vape.
Same. SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
re:Ruby's Locker - Lacklan - 04-15-2019
(04-15-2019, 08:39 AM)Centurion Said: Every time I hear one of you insult Ruby I assume it's because you hate puppies and happiness.
Dogs are dum. Bunnies FTW!
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
Puppies are disgusting! Little shit mongrels who chew up shoes. Why would anyone want an animal in their home? So gross.
Cent, do you have a lighter?
re:Ruby's Locker - Ned Kaye - 04-15-2019
Roxy Cotton Said:Why would anyone want an animal in their home?
I mean, you've been invited to parties.
re:Ruby's Locker - Centurion - 04-15-2019
(04-15-2019, 08:46 AM)Roxy Cotton Said:
Cent, do you have a lighter?
I do, but I'm not sure I want to be an accessory to arson.
re:Ruby's Locker - Lacklan - 04-15-2019
Maybe if we rub Vespie's scrawny legs together? Like I did with sticks as part of the Lacklanland Girl Scouts? 🤔
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
Is she still here? I thought she ran home to wrestle on boats or whatever nonsense.
Her twig legs could totally start a bonfire though.
Also Ned, ew. And Cent? You're lame. Just gimme.
re:Ruby's Locker - Luna Hightower - 04-15-2019
"Vaping is for fags. Smoke a cigarette."
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
Oh how woke of you, Luna. I'm sure the LGBLTLMNOP community here in XWF will be fine with you saying that.
re:Ruby's Locker - Luna Hightower - 04-15-2019
"What are you going on about?"
She asked before lighting up a cigarette.
"Did you want a cig or not? Or are you going to smoke that robot dick looking thing."
re:Ruby's Locker - Tommy Wish - 04-15-2019
Tommy tosses some custom made lighters to the people.
"I hope you all enjoy burning your precious lungs. That that'll be like 20 bucks."
Tommy laughs.
"Nah, not really...
Also, people should smoke whatever their lips desire."
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
What I WANT is for you to give me a light so I can set this stupid smelly locker on fire and burn away all these granny panties and tube socks and panty liners Ruby has in here! Ugh!
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
Thanks Tommyyyy. You're sweet, bb.
Roxy tries to flick the flint of the two dollar BIC Tommy tossed her, to no avail.
UGH!
re:Ruby's Locker - Luna Hightower - 04-15-2019
"Oh. You want a light? I'll be right back"
Luna leaves for a good few minutes before returning with a flamethrower on her back. Luna took the fuel tanks off her back and placed them in front of Roxy.
"Have fun."She said walking out of the room.
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
Roxy looks at the contraption in confusion, nudging it with the toe of one of her Louboutin stilettos.
Someone come do this.
re:Ruby's Locker - Tommy Wish - 04-15-2019
Tommy is decked out in a fireproof suit with a Sweet tooth mask on, picks up the flame thrower, and escorts Roxy out of the room. About an hour later, he comes out of the room with the flamethrower with the room set ablaze.
Tommy places the thrower on the floor.
"Roxy, you owe me big time for this. Either pay me $1,000 dollars or let me claim those expensive heels you've worn for awhile.
The choice is yours, Roxy."
Tommy picks up the flamethrower, walks near an exit.
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
Seeing Ruby's possessions go up in smoke brings a smile to Roxy's face. A smile that momentarily makes her forget that she was alone in a room for an hour with Tommy Wish, apparently, in some kind of alien abduction lost time scenario.
WTF? If I find out you probed me...
The flames distract her again, and she sees Tommy salivating while looking at her shoes. Looking down, she notices she scuffed one of the heels on something in that other room, and she clucks her tongue in disgust.
Ew. Totally ruined. Wow, this is ALL Ruby's fault!
Roxy kicks off the stilettos and then shoves them toward Wish with her foot before turning and walking off barefoot.
re:Ruby's Locker - Lacklan - 04-15-2019
Don't you DARE give up those heels!
re:Ruby's Locker - Roxy Cotton - 04-15-2019
They were RUINED!
re:Ruby's Locker - Lacklan - 04-15-2019
(04-15-2019, 11:06 AM)Roxy Cotton Said: They were RUINED!
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Ruby's Locker - Ruby - 04-15-2019
Why you flippin villains! Oh well, I bet my BLT sandwich had gone bad anyway and I'm sure Vinnie has this place insured supremely well, according to the letter of the law!
Hey, I'm actually glad for you gals! After all that in-fighting you've been doing about who the best wrestler of the two of you is, I'm glad I've had the opportunity to be the catalyst of this unique bonding experience. Keep it going, girls, the power of friendship is powerful! I'll let you know when Vinnie has arranged my new locker so you can set that one on fire too. Just remember to stay safe and keep away from the flames, I wouldn't want you to get burnt. All that makeup you wear is highly flammable and safety should always be your number one priority, even when pulling pranks!
Ruby's Locker - Snow - 04-15-2019
I'm just here, gladly watchin' you gorgeous gals fightin' eachother...cat fight!!!! XD <333
Oh, and btw, Luna?.... yer goin' down. Seeya on Savage, hun!!! ^_^
#ruby_ftw