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Have A Seat - Chair of Mastermind - 04-11-2019
The chair has been planning. Waiting. It has sat high about the X-Treme Hallway, waiting for someoneone... ANYone... to even bother with making a pinning attempt on the weakest X-Treme Champion of recent times. No one seems to value the weakened title however, prompting the chair to leap into action itself.
Looking down below as the its favorite Echo and the Bunnymen song plays from the Bluetooth speakers in its headrest, it sees as Thunder Knuckles continues to get the lowest ratings of any X Champ... EVER.
NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING
FOR WEEKS
NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING
FOR MONTHS
NOTHING
NOTHING
NOTHING
YOU BRING NOTHING
YOU OFFER NOTHING
YOU ARE NOTHING
"Is this all we are to you, Thunder Knuckles? Barely even a walk down these hallowed halls? Nothing to show the slightest respect for the effort we put into trapping you in these ways? The roster has bored at your presence to such a degree that they no longer cherish the X-Treme Title... but a CHAIR will change that!
The chair settles upon Mastermind, pinning him thusly.
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Have A Seat - Noah Jackson - 04-11-2019
Getting fucking tanked I decide to take a seat.
"Fucking hell, can't even pin the Xtreme champ anymore because jobbers are knocking down his door like a bunch of needy Jehovah's witnesses. The Federweight is just dull and the HMW is just full of autists screechin at each other. Fucking zoo in this place."
re:Have A Seat - Mastermind - 04-11-2019
KICK OUT
Mastermind gets to his feet. Looks at Noah. Pulls him to his feet, knees him in the guts just for getting involved, and then executes a DDT.
He then gets back to his feet and grabs the COM - and slams it into the wall, not once, not twice, not three or four times but at least a dozen times until it starts breaking.
Mastermind snaps the arms off and places it in a pile, then snaps the wheels off and places them on the arms. Then he grabs the chair bottom and places it on the arms and the wheels. Then he grabs the back of the seat and places it on the wheels, the arms and the seat bottom.
All is left is the exterior. He places it on the wheels, the arms, the back, and the seat bottom.
Mastermind then walks off camera and comes back on with a gasoline bottle and puts petrol all over the pieces of what use to be the COM. He lights it.
He then sticks a piece of paper to a rock and places it away from the fire.
NOTE Said:KICK OUT VICTIM: #14 - COM (X3)
He then walks off mumbling.
"I should have destroyed it years ago."
Have A Seat - Noah Jackson - 04-11-2019
"I was just having a sit down you chubby cunt! I could get you done for assault, go die in a fire you kiwi bitch."
re:Have A Seat - Mastermind - 04-11-2019
Chubby? Chubby? Chubby? Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaashaaaahaaaaaaaas
Angry much?
HahahahaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Have A Seat - Noah Jackson - 04-11-2019
"Don't you have a title to defend or you gonna claim a week off defending every show? You know these kick outs don't count right? Fuck off you talentless cunt."
Have A Seat - Kid Kool - 04-11-2019
Mastermind is finally FIGHTING BACK!!! XD ....Love it, great to see you taking people's advice MM. This was soooo much better than that redundant, monotnous 'kick out' bullshit. Congrats and good luck, my friend!! ^_^