Part 3 >> Arriving in Brazil aka Paradise

Last we found John Austin, he was having a training session with a legend and doing a promo back in the states. As our scene begins we open up in a hotel room located in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. It is seven o clock in the morning and the sun is already bright for the eyes. We find Dutch Mantell on one bed, passed out. Half the covers are hanging off his bed as you can tell he tosses and turns all night. A serving tray is laying in the middle of the room full of breakfast foods like pancakes, sausages, scrambled eggs and grits. This being the true southern breakfast for two true southern guys. We see John laying on his un-made bed using his laptop. John seems to be checking his emails.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
What the hell is this ...(John clicks on the email and begins to read it to himself) ....DUTCH! I AM A MILLIONAIRE!

A groggy Dutch opens one eye while still laying on his chest.

The Dirty One >> DUTCH MANTELL
What the hell are you talking about John?

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Some guy named Akembe Mubo, the prince of Nigeria may I add, sent me a email. He is saying that he has a billion euros in their possession that belongs to me.

The Dirty One >> DUTCH MANTELL
John... you're a idiot. It's a Nigerian prince email scam, now you wake me up one more time, I am going to beat your ass all over Brazil.

Dutch turns over to his right side, with his back turned away from John. John has a "yeah whatever" look on his face and goes back to checking his emails. John closes his laptop and sits it off to the side. He grabs a piece of sausage off the serving tray and walks over to the sliding glass doors that lead to the balcony that overlooks the beach. John walks out on the balcony wearing nothing but plaid boxers and a sausage link sticking out of his mouth. John overlooks the beach and notices a few lovely Brazilian ladies on the beach.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
.. HEY! ...HEY UP HERE! ... YOU GIRLS ARE SMOKIN! WOOOOOO!!!!

The ladies look up and see a half naked man with a sausage (Not in a sexual way lmfao) hanging out of his mouth. The girls start to laugh at John from below.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
You know what, screw you girls!

John walks back in and shuts the sliding glass doors. He finds Dutch already awake and eating breakfast that John ordered for them both.

The Dirty One >> DUTCH MANTELL
What, the girls turn you down playboy?

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
You got some egg in your stache' there Dutch haha.

Dutch wipes his mouth clear as John sits back on his own bed and turns the television on. We see the local news channel on showing the arrival of XWF's stars. Most of the news cast is in Brazilian but we do get some parts of English here and there. CM Punk is shown being interviewed on the newscast, promoting the upcoming show.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Now look at this jackass Dutch. What's the first thing I see when I arrive here in Brazil...CM Punk on my television, disgusting.

The Dirty One >> DUTCH MANTELL
In due time John, you will be the one on national tv, promoting a show.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Hell it's not even that Dutch, it just sickens me they have one of my opponents is on Brazilian television promoting this upcoming show. I rather watch David Letterman's stupid pet tricks than watching this hack of a wrestler.

The Dirty One >> DUTCH MANTELL
I know you have passion for this sport son and that's great but you don't have to start cutting promos right now John. Relax a little bit and enjoy some of Rio while you are here. What do you have planned later?

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Haha you're looking at it Dutch, I am going to be either here in the room, out on the beach or walking downtown, checking out the shops and stuff. What about you man?

The Dirty One >> DUTCH MANTELL
Haha hell son, you know what I am doing. I got a couple of amigos from my Puerto Rico days that live here and we are going fishing and drinking some beer.

John fixes him a plate of breakfast and begin to eat. Dutch grabs some of his clothes and heads into the bathroom to take a shower. John finishes eating and puts on some jean shorts and a black Motorhead t-shirt. He rubs some sun-screen on his face and puts on his shades. John puts on his flip-flops and knocks on the bathroom door.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
DUTCH? ...I AM GOING TO HEAD OUT MAN... HAVE FUN AND I WILL BE BACK LATER ON THIS EVENING.

John heads out the room and heads to the elevator to go downstairs. A loud DING is heard as the doors open up downstairs and out walks John from the elevator. He heads up to the front desk and talks to the lady behind it.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Yes ma'am...I am looking for the nearest music store.

HOTEL WORKER
..(Speaking in broken English)...Yes...down Market Square and its by taco stand.

John shakes his head as if saying "Okay???" ...He walks out of the building and hails for a taxi. A taxi pulls up and he tells the driver where he is going. He steps in and the cab speeds off. A few moments later, John arrives near Mark Square. He finds the taco stand and walks into the small music store. We see areas of CDS and DVDS. Also we see posters on the wall of different musicians like Michael Jackson and Will.i.am. John walks up to the front desk to see the cashier wearing a Luca Arzegotti t-shirt.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Hey amigo, you need to change your shirt man.

CASHIER
No way bro, Luca is the man.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Do you know who I am... I am the next king of XWF!

CASHIER
YOUR CM PUNK!

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
You know what, SCREW YOU!

John walks out in disgust and begins walking back towards the hotel. A couple hours pass by and John finally arrives back at the hotel. It was one of those days that it was nice to walk, not to hot, a beautiful day in Rio. It has been a few hours now and it is three thirty in the afternoon. John spots one of the camera guys outside of the hotel pushing some crates towards the beach area. He runs up to the guy and begins to chat with him. John pulls out his wallet and breaks out a hundred dollar bill in American currency. The guy waves off John but John persists and finally the guy takes the bill and John helps the guy move the crates towards the beach.... Our scene quietly fades black for a few minutes

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Part 4 >> Hijacked on the Beach

We open back up to find John talking with the camera guy on the beach. He begins waving his finger at him with a important looking glare from his eyes. The camera man brings up the camera and begins to roll

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Are we on? ...(the camera shakes up and down meaning yes)...GOOD! ...Your job is to film everything that I am doing, you got that pal? ...I paid you good money for this and if you stop filming before I am done, I am going to whip your monkey ass up and down this beach.... Ladies and gentlemen, I am here on one of the many beaches here in BEAUTIFUL...Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! ...I have only been here for a day and a half and I have already realized something about you Brazilians...you may have some of the hottest women in the world, beautiful beaches and good food but you jack-offs are DUMB AS F**K!

John begins to walk down the beach, passing by local after local.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
I find you idiots wearing shirts of Luca. I see CM Punk on television here and heard mentions of Senator down in the hotel lobby when I first arrived. I feel like Superman in Bizzaro world. I don't see what you people see in these guys, specially Luca and that straight edge piece of shit, CM Punk. Everyone here should be wearing my shirts, they should be talking about me in every square inch of this country. I should be the one on national Brazilian television. I am God's favorite wrestlers for crying out loud.

A drunk local throws sand as John walks by. John turns back around and looks in the face of the local.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
You know who I am man? ...I AM THE KING!

John hits the local with a stiff right hand that sends the drunk down hard. His buddies stand around him, trying to see if he is okay. John continues to walk down the beach and the camera man follows.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
When the king doesn't get respect, he takes it from them that don't give him respect. See CM Punk, Luca and hopefully your watching too Senator, whether you like it or not, I am the King. John Madison may have the official title but I am the king. You made it a death wish wanting to face me Punk. I will make you pay come Madness, you will realize that there is only one best in the world and that is me. You may have main evented Wrestlemanias', made a name for yourself in the indies and have done amazing things here in XWF but your career doesn't mean a damn to me.

John comes across a beach volleyball game between a few local girls in bikinis. John grabs the camera from the man and zooms in on the girls. We see John zoom in as the girls bend down.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Ahhhh GOD, look at them ...

The girls turn around and notice John. He quickly hands the camera back to the man and points at him. John runs off quickly as the camera man follows him. They stop back at a empty lifeguard shack. John walks up and rips down the national flag of Brazil that is hanging from the roof of the shack. He rips it up in half and throws it off the shack. The camera man follows as John sits atop of the life-guard balcony rail.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
I know you dream of being on the top but lets face Luca and Punk, until you get through me, you will never be at the top. It doesn't matter who you have beaten or what you have down, until you get the pinfall victory over me. Until this happens, you three, well two cause lets face it, Senator won't show up for this match either; you two will never amount to a hill of shit. You can stand there and do your promos and talk all the shit you want but let's be real guys, when that bell rings, your not going to win this Monday... SO STOP TRYING!

We hear a quick shout comes down from below and its a patrolman. He walks up the ramp that goes up to the shack. Austin steps down from the rail and goes up into the face of Austin's. He begins talking to John in broken English. The patrol man steps on the right flip flop on John's foot.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
See what you did, FIX MY SHOE.....FIX MY SHOE RIGHT NOW!

The conversation gets intense between the two. The patrolman keeps motioning John to move off the area. The patrolman grabs John by the shirt and John turns around and knocks down the guard.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
Nah son, you asked for it now.

The patrolman grabs for his walkie-talkie to call in back-up but John knocks it out of his hands and off into the sand. He picks up the patrolman and throws him into the walls of the shack.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
YOU DON'T TOUCH THE KING!

John continues to kick the guard in his back. He grabs the camera out of the camera man's hands and starts to film his kicks to the guard's back. John turns the camera around on himself.

God's Favorite Wrestler >> JOHN AUSTIN
See what I did to this piss ant. Punk, your destiny is about to be fulfilled this Monday, the fulfillment of me kicking your straight edge ass all over Brazil. Luca, if you happen to be my partner this Monday, bring you a pen and a notepad and take notes on how a true wrestler carries himself in the ring and study those notes good and hard because maybe someday...you will be just as good as God's Favorite Wrestler....JOHN AUSTIN!

John slams the camera down as the scene fades to black. This coming up Monday, we may be seeing a tag match with four people who can't stand each other. Also it may just be a triple threat. Either way, whatever the match is, we know who will be the winner......John Austin!

ALL HAIL KING JOHN AUSTIN