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Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - C Y R E N - 01-15-2013

As the lights flicker in the room we're in, an ominous voice floats past.

"It has been many years... decades of violence and destruction... and out of this, I have grown stronger. The closer I become to annihilation, the fiercer I become..."

At this, Cyren's face is illiminated by shadows, playing across his face.

He looks like a demon.

"I must confess... it is time to reveal my true identity..."

At this, we close up on Cyren's mouth and see.... my god, is that a...

... it's a pair of fangs!

Cyren's eyes are glowing red!

My God... he's a vampi---

No! Wait!

Suddenly, letting loose an enormous wailing scream, his hair begins to glow golden, standing up straight!

"ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'

Lightning crackles all around him as his fangs pierce his own flesh, blood dribbling down his chin.

"The time has come..."

BOOOOM!

And now, standing before us, with a nearly translucent pallor and glowing golden hair, stands... not an XWF Legend, not a Professional Wrestler... but!

A Vampiric Super Saiyan!

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As he powers down, he holds up a small blonde girl in front of him.

He bites into her neck, draining her quickly.

Casting her limp corpse aside, he recedes into the shadows once more.

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Come Sid Feder... come into my world..


RE: Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - Peter Fn Gilmour - 01-15-2013

what a joke.


RE: Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - Neonero - 01-15-2013

I give credit to Cyren's publicists, nymphs, tulpas or whatever else he uses for sending out this farce. It's better than a hospital report that only a handful of people would care to read anyway.

Which reminds me, I need to buy some grapes.



RE: Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 01-15-2013

I can't fathom how anyone thinks they're going to be able to stop Cyren now, after this.

The Black Circle just became three times stronger than anything else this industry has ever seen; including soft white meat named Sid.

And any darker meat named Michael.

And any of that pale meat named Sebastian.

Wait until you guys see what N.A.Z.I. and Angelus turn into when they get angry. It's time to bow down to 's Law.



RE: Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - Nio - 01-15-2013

I think it's finally time you laid off the narcotics and alcohol binges...and maybe the late night Dragonball marathons as well.


RE: Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - Michael James - 01-15-2013

(01-15-2013, 01:55 PM)Mr. Shane D. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: I can't fathom how anyone thinks they're going to be able to stop Cyren now, after this.

The Black Circle just became three times stronger than anything else this industry has ever seen; including soft white meat named Sid.

And any darker meat named Michael.

And any of that pale meat named Sebastian.

Wait until you guys see what N.A.Z.I. and Angelus turn into when they get angry. It's time to bow down to 's Law.

Does beating Cyren's ass for a second time count as stopping him? I'm still picking some of his teeth out of my boots.


RE: Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - Wallace Witasick - 01-15-2013

(01-15-2013, 01:55 PM)Mr. Shane D. <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: It's time to bow down to 's Law.

Sorry, but the Law of the Jungle doesn't cater to clowns and rodents like the Black Circle. In Wallace Witasick's jungle, we stand for legitimacy and pride here at the Administrator Network and the carnivores live on Warfare, while the bottom feeders dwell in Shane 's 'Circle'

It's interesting how you feel that you'll have the upper hand in this match up, backing your pathetic group of imbeciles.

I am here to announce personally that I WILL be in the corner of Sid Feder, Michael James, and Sebastian Duke. Naturally, I will be surrounded by Tyrone and many other large African American body guards. I would never give the likes of trash the chance to put their filthy hands on me.



RE: Cyren to become... a Super Saiyan? - Sebastian Duke - 01-16-2013

Hey... Black Circle Jerk...





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Duke's comin' for you....