+- X-treme Wrestling Federation (https://xwf99.com)
+-- Forum: RP Archive (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=113)
+--- Forum: Archives (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=13)
+---- Forum: 24/7 Federweight Championship (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=72)
+---- Thread: ALL THE BELTS! (/showthread.php?tid=32102)
ALL THE BELTS! - Joachim Bright - 08-15-2018
Wasn't anyone else listening to Mr. Jackson? Come on people, let's do this!
Jo spots Mini Morbid backstage, no doubt doing something mini. And morbid.
Hey guy, you sure are short. And your mask looks unwashed and in need of severe ironing. I bet your mother never taught you any real life skills. You have a mother, right?
Oh, I hope she's not dead. Jo looks fearful that he just came across like an asshole. She's not, right? Oh hell....
He rolls Mini Morbid up!
1....
2.....
re:ALL THE BELTS! - Mini Morbid - 08-16-2018
I KICKETH THE FUCKETH OUT!!!!
Listen to me you
melted nutsack faced -queer I AM THE MASTER OF THE FEDERWEIGHT HALLWAYS1 I roam my kingdom with the dick of a Tyrannosaurus swinging betwixt my thighs! I SHALL SPLIT THEE IN TWAIN WITH MY BATTLE COCK!!!!You may have a father capable of clutching the Universal Title in his mitts like he is petting bunny rabbits in a John Steinbeck adaptation titled "OF MEN AND
" but you are barely 10% of his DNA! You are 90% mitochondrial ESTROGEN from whatever 11 year old girl climbed into Engy's rape van back in the 80s long enough to watch the championship winning genes drip down her leg no the way home to watch Jem and Holograms! YOU ARE NAUGHT BUT RESIDUAL SEMEN CAUGHT INSIDE OF AN UNDERAGE CLOACA!!!! I HAVE BUT TO SNAP MY MIGHTY FINGERS TO DEFEAT YOU!!!! ARRIBA!!!!
ALL THE BELTS! - Darius Xavier - 08-16-2018
| Winner and still Federweight Champion - Mini Morbid |