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NEWS FLASH - JACK - 06-12-2018
We interrupt whatever fucking
shit you were watching before for this breaking news bulletin!A report has just came in about a strange device spotted inside an abandoned parking lot somewhere in Colorado. Closer inspection reveals that it bears a strong resemblance to the Time Machine described by H.G. Wells in the very same story. Eyewitnesses say that a mummified figure in a green overcoat of sorts was piloting the vehicle before walking away to explore his surroundings.
We strongly advise you that, if you see this person, contact the local authorities and stay indoors at all costs. This person could very well be armed and dangerous, so it is unwise to e̵n̶g̸a̷g̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̴s̸t̸r̶a̵n̶g̴̯̣̘͇͚͇̐̐̓͒̊̀͗͘͝͝ͅê̴̡̛̳̄́͂̆r̶̨͚͉̠̣̭̭̅͌̓̓ ̸̧̡̧͕̝̗̠̞̼̱̬͘̕͝ḧ̴̳̟̯̪̄͋͑͌̀̀͑̕ͅe̵̛̘̗̤̳̳̖̩͑̎̓̿̌̑͠ȃ̶̫͈̣́̾̑͋͜͠d̷̖̙͜͠ ̷̡̫̀͂̀́̆̉̆̾o̵̢͍̻̹͒́̿n̵͇̟̬͔̓͊̉̓̅͐̔͠.̸̙̽̃̐̉́̉̾̋̚
I have arrived.