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Wont pay for itself - Madison Dyson - 03-14-2018
America's sweetheart Madison Dyson steps up to...this guy?
Cool neckbeard. So, do you have to cultivate that shit growing around all those chins or does it just happen naturally? You know what the most entertaining thing about you is? Your obesity, and the fact that you actually have "ham" in your name.
Listen bitch, this may be a joke title around these parts but Mama needs the salary bump from winning this shit to give the POTUS the sex dungeon he's demanding for Shove It. And I'm not about to break a promise to the president of these United States. And I'm damn sure not letting "wannabe badass newbie showing up and talking shit before doing ANYTHING of note number 54397" stop me.
So butter up that asshole (I know you've got some) and prepare for a deep dick dildo fucking of American proportions.
No, but seriously. Madison clobbers the champ upside the head with an enormous red, white, and blue dildo before pinning him.
1....
2....?
re:Wont pay for itself - Vincent Lane - 03-15-2018
Looks like Tank's treads fell off.
| Winner and NEW Federweight Champion - Madison Dyson |
re:Wont pay for itself - Tank Hammet - 03-15-2018
Catching a giant sleeping is hardly worth recognition. You will see me again Little Miss Madison Dyson. You will see me real close when I'm standing over the Engineer after I win your Shove-It Tournament and then defeat HIM for the XWF Universal Championship. Your insults are already silly and a bit ridiculous, by then they will be REALLY silly and ridiculous. Farewell for now.
re:Wont pay for itself - Equinox - 03-15-2018
What's silly and rediculous is that tail on top and you not springing up. Sup Vinnie, how's the wife?
re:Wont pay for itself - Madison Dyson - 03-15-2018
(03-15-2018, 06:02 AM)Tank Hammet Said: Catching a giant sleeping is hardly worth recognition. You will see me again Little Miss Madison Dyson. You will see me real close when I'm standing over the Engineer after I win your Shove-It Tournament and then defeat HIM for the XWF Universal Championship. Your insults are already silly and a bit ridiculous, by then they will be REALLY silly and ridiculous. Farewell for now.
Look, this wasn't exactly fun for me either. You reek of sweat and beer farts.
But have fun at Shove It, kitten.