”As my Private jet touches down in Sydney Australia, I reflect on what I have learned on the way here. I had spent the entirety of the flight focusing my mind on the study of my opponents. During my meditation, I was taken to a far away place, the shared home of BX3 members Bilbo Baggins and Sabastain Dyke. The things that I saw going on in that house were enough to make a man question everything about this world. These men seem to worship some sort of clown god. His pictures adorn their walls. They wear clothes promoting their worship to the world, and like any religion, they make offerings to appease him.

Unfortunately the offerings that these men offer are of the sexual nature. I have see many things throughout my life that most would struggle to coupe with, but I’ve only once witnessed something so terrifying and nefarious that I struggled to unseat the image from my mind.

Have you ever seen a crippled midget with a huge gape after he was done pleasuring himself with a giant dildo? Well I now can say that I have. It was a terrifying sight to behold for sure. I stood there transfixed as he slid his boney butt cheeks from the huge rubber bonner that he had placed just under a picture of his deity. His apparent room and stablemate Sebastain Dyke didn’t even bat an eye at this behavior. This it seemed, was normal to them.

I had studied these two already. I knew, or at least I thought I knew what they were about. I know that they make bogus claims to their own greatness. I know that they represent a deprivatey of the human race, but I was not prepared for the lengths to which they are actually willing to go.

Now I will admit that I wasn’t of the clearest of minds as the little one spoke, but I’m pretty sure that he said almost nothing about the task at hand. Instead, he argued that there are not enough handicapped actors in Hollywood. To me, this doesn’t seem to be the best use of his time in front of the camera. The little man forgets that he has a very real threat coming his way, and we are set to collide in just one week.

Perhaps he doesn’t take Pestalience and myself seriously? Is he making one of the most common mistakes that a man of this profession can make? Underestimating a foe, just because they are new seems to be a common practice with most. They tend to forget that everyone, new and old, all had to start somewhere. Granted, most times when a rookie shows up they are greener than grass. They’re experience in a real fight situation is lacking, and they have a lot to learn before they can ever really be a threat to a veteran member of the roster.

But then sometimes, the rookie is only a rookie by name. Sometimes they have far more experience than you could imagine, and when you look past them, you end up looking like a fool.

In the case of BX3, I’m pretty confident that neither of these scenarios matter much. No matter what, these guys are destined to look like fools. All the more reason that they should be spending their time more productively. Instead of boasting that they are going to lynch us at Warfare, how about actually coming up with a plan to do so?

Tell me, what does BX3 know about Wraith? How do they plan on combating me? Have they even studied my fighting style? No, they have not. They are simply not prepared for our encounter. I on the other hand have watched enough old BX3 matches to know that these men, even if they get their act together and prepare the best that they can, stand an absolute zero chance of victory. Their fighting techniques are limited and sloppy and it appears that their one victory was the result of luck more than skill. Luck is not something that they should rely on against a competitor like myself, or even one like my partner.

I’ve looked into this Pestilence that I’m booked to team with, and while his style is brutish and sloppy, I am confident that he is powerful enough to defeat the two of you on his own. I would advise my opponents to shape up and focus on the task at hand. I did not come to the land of Xtreme to stomp on the skulls of babies. I came here to test my skills against the mightiest of warriors. Even though you two do not possess the ability to defeat us, you could at least make it fun.”