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PHANTOM PANZER'S BX3 - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 01-19-2018
Bilbo rolls into the XWF banquet hall with a sheet cake on his lap. There's a hole cut in the center of the cake. As he drifts toward the center of the room, he shakes the last dozen or so Viagra into his mouth from his pill bottle.
"Ahhhhh. Delicious."
He gets to the long table in the middle of the room where there are already streamers and balloon. The balloons are shaped like penises, like the kind you'd see at a bachelorette party. The candles on the cake are as well. Bilbo pulls a lighter from... somewhere... and starts to light the candles.
"Panzer is gonna be so happy. This inaugural ball is going to be LIT. I can't believe he's still playing hard to get. Guy has no friends and here we are, ready to suck his dick, literally, just because he told us to. Not because I'd enjoy it, because I ain't gay, but I do what needs to be done to keep my leader happy."
Bilbo sits and waits while the candles burn, dripping wax onto his quickly rising cock in the center hole of the cake.
re:PHANTOM PANZER'S BX3 - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 01-19-2018
"What up Seabiscuit!
I don't know when he gets here. He's probably gotta take a shower and... well, you know. I hope it's soon though. I took three enemas yesterday to get my pooper smooth and clean for him. He's gonna fill my ass with spermatozoa and then you dangle me from this meat hook in my pisshole, and everyone can beat on me with sticks until I shart it back out onto everyone! I'm a cumñata!"
re:PHANTOM PANZER'S BX3 - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 01-19-2018
"I'd say you could clean off that peen in my anus, which is tight like an elementary school pencil sharpener, but I have to keep it pure for Panzer.
Where is that amazing
anyway?"