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AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - Vincent Lane - 01-04-2018

Holy crap dude!

The XWF just unveiled its first batch of merch items for 1-8, and they are too cool for school!

Check all the great deals, like...


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Bilbo Brommer Blumpkinz brand Mayonnaise! That can't possibly be weird!


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Official bX3 tie die half shirt, made in Fire Island!


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A Bearded War Pig tactical military vest! It's the BOMB!


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The Neville Sinclair Tea Set! This is some fine ass china, dudes!

I wonder what else we'll come out with... any ideas?



re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - John Holliday - 01-04-2018

"Woaaah. Dude. We need to get my vampire hunting kit up there for the people of the xwf. You can't be too safe when it comes to blood suckers."


AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - The Engineer - 01-04-2018

How about a Basic Bitch Doctor item? It's just a preserved fart in an otherwise empty box.


re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - John Holliday - 01-04-2018

(01-04-2018, 04:25 PM)Basic Bitch Doctor Joshua Reno Said: Or dick suckers. Amirite?

"Right you are Doctor Josh, the kit will protect you from dick suckers too, but you might go to jail for murder if you use the wooden stake on them, but then again you could say you were defending yourself from getting your dick sucked. No one wants a on their cock. Unless it's Chris Chaos or Gilmour."


re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - Jenny Myst - 01-04-2018

(01-04-2018, 07:58 PM)John Holliday Said:
(01-04-2018, 04:25 PM)Basic Bitch Doctor Joshua Reno Said: Or dick suckers. Amirite?

"Right you are Doctor Josh, the kit will protect you from dick suckers too, but you might go to jail for murder if you use the wooden stake on them, but then again you could say you were defending yourself from getting your dick sucked. No one wants a on their cock. Unless it's Chris Chaos or Gilmour."

How about a Holliday Douchebag?


re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - John Holliday - 01-04-2018

(01-04-2018, 08:00 PM)Jenny Myst Said:
(01-04-2018, 07:58 PM)John Holliday Said:
(01-04-2018, 04:25 PM)Basic Bitch Doctor Joshua Reno Said: Or dick suckers. Amirite?

"Right you are Doctor Josh, the kit will protect you from dick suckers too, but you might go to jail for murder if you use the wooden stake on them, but then again you could say you were defending yourself from getting your dick sucked. No one wants a on their cock. Unless it's Chris Chaos or Gilmour."

How about a Holliday Douchebag?

"Who the fuck are you? I don't remember you in my last run here but shit, if anyone needs a douchebag, it's you bitch."


re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - Jenny Myst - 01-04-2018

(01-04-2018, 10:36 PM)John Holliday Said:
(01-04-2018, 08:00 PM)Jenny Myst Said:
(01-04-2018, 07:58 PM)John Holliday Said: "Right you are Doctor Josh, the kit will protect you from dick suckers too, but you might go to jail for murder if you use the wooden stake on them, but then again you could say you were defending yourself from getting your dick sucked. No one wants a on their cock. Unless it's Chris Chaos or Gilmour."

How about a Holliday Douchebag?

"Who the fuck are you? I don't remember you in my last run here but shit, if anyone needs a douchebag, it's you bitch."

why don't you come find out who I am?


re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - John Holliday - 01-04-2018

(01-04-2018, 11:05 PM)Jenny Myst Said:
(01-04-2018, 10:36 PM)John Holliday Said:
(01-04-2018, 08:00 PM)Jenny Myst Said: How about a Holliday Douchebag?

"Who the fuck are you? I don't remember you in my last run here but shit, if anyone needs a douchebag, it's you bitch."

why don't you come find out who I am?



John dry heaved, but held in the puke.

"Oh God, no no. I'm good.


re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-05-2018

Um...

Replica masks.

Yeah.



re:AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - Vincent Lane - 01-05-2018

http://xwf99.com/xbux.php?action=shop&shop_action=view&iid=65

http://xwf99.com/xbux.php?action=shop&shop_action=view&iid=66

http://xwf99.com/xbux.php?action=shop&shop_action=view&iid=67


AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - drezdin5788 - 01-05-2018

I like the dynamite vest


AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 01-05-2018

BUY MY FACE!!!


AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - Neville Sinclair - 01-05-2018

That mask looks perfect to commit sexual crimes in, doesn't it Robbie?

Someone better buy the damn tea set.


AWESOME NEW XWF SHOP ITEMS!!! - The Engineer - 01-05-2018

Better be gettin' some kickbacks off those bumfights