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Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-04-2017
We see Robbie Bourbon standing beside an enormous thing draped in a curtain. It seems like a plausible guess would be it's a monster truck, since it kind of has that shape and you clicked on a link saying "Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck". It is Robbie, it might be a trick, like a huge stack of scorpions in the shape of a monster truck, or a huge stack of spiders in the shape of a monster truck, or a huge stack of angry ticks and bees the shape of a monster truck, or a cardboard monster truck.
No tricks, ladies and gentlemen, we got a new Monster Truck. We will be unveiling it this Saturday at Savage.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-04-2017
Robbie shrugs and pulls a rope connected to the curtain, unveiling it anyway.
![[Image: mDpIZIt.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/mDpIZIt.jpg)
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Cassidy Lane - 08-29-2017
Holy crap!. exclaimed Cassidy as he was walking by getting a feel for the XWF environment. That's not a truck, it's a mobile diesel powered panty dropper. That must've set you back a million skins. Anyways, forgetting my manners, name's Cassidy, Cassidy Lane. He extends a friendly hand and a wears a warming smile.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-30-2017
Hi.
Robbie shakes Cassidy's hand.
You related to Vinnie?
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Cassidy Lane - 08-30-2017
Raises an eyebrow of confusion. Judging the attendance of the last Lane family reunion, I'm gonna say no. Although Gammy was upset that a lot of the family didn't show so I wouldn't know for sure, might have to do that ancestry thing. Anyways, nice to meet you sir, big fan. He continues to admire the 60 ton super cab before him.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-30-2017
Well, thanks! As far as I'm concerned, there just aren't enough random fans wandering around where us wrestlers shoot promos and such. Good on you for getting past security!
Robbie notices Cassidy eyeing the massive vehicle.
Here, check this out!
Robbie climbs into the vehicle and pulls a cord. La Cucaracha blares at a decibel level so ridiculously high it actually frags the audio of the video itself for a moment. Robbie climbs out of the cab holding his ears and wincing.
Dammit! It was supposed to be reveille!
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - John_Black - 08-30-2017
JB stumbles onto the scene with ear mufflers...
Yo, how much it cost you Robbie?...
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-30-2017
What?
Robbie looks confusedly at John, his shoulders risen in a shrug, ears still ringing, shouting to hear himself.
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 08-30-2017
Shane arrives on the scene and starts moving his mouth silently, pointing and acting like he's accusing Robbie of something.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-30-2017
I DIDN'T PARK IT HERE!
Robbie looks defensively at Shane.
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix - 08-30-2017
sweet ride Robbie, I hope you remembered to install a monster truck alarm on that thing
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Cassidy Lane - 08-30-2017
You like Sapporo beer? questioned Cassidy as he attempts to understand Bourbon in his new found deafness.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-30-2017
WHO ARE YOU?
Robbie hollers at Jean Baptiste as he pulls a glossy 8x10 out of the truck and signs it, handing it to Cassidy.
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix - 08-30-2017
you know who I am Robbie........
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Cassidy Lane - 08-30-2017
[color=#DCDCDC]Nice, but I'm not just some fan boy Mr. Bourbon. I'm the newest addition to the roster. He looks at the photo with a puzzling look, almost cringing. I think you might wanna go through the stack and pull all of these out. Cassidy turns the photo to show Bourbon what appears to be an old submission to Playgirl. You know, I know a guy who takes great head shots, if you want, I could give you his number. He then takes out a photo and gives it to Bourbon.
![[Image: 68a5af91d206180fb23ac8a418f29c60--firefl...irefly.jpg]](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/68/a5/af/68a5af91d206180fb23ac8a418f29c60--firefly-serenity-the-firefly.jpg)
See.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 08-30-2017
NO I DON'T WISH TO SWITCH PHONE CARRIERS!
Robbie closes the door to the truck as dozens of his Playgirl submission pics scatter in the breeze. He snags the headshot of Cassidy Lane, looks at it, rolls his eyes, and folds it up and puts it in his pocket.
I LIKE TINY DINOSAURS TOO!
Robbie walks off, nodding his head no, rubbing the sides of his head.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Cassidy Lane - 08-30-2017
To each his own.
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix - 08-30-2017
(off in the distances)
IM STEAL THE TRUCK ROBBIE!!!!!, SORRY THAT I HAVE TO!!!!!
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - JackCain - 08-30-2017
(08-30-2017, 08:23 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (off in the distances)
IM STEAL THE TRUCK ROBBIE!!!!!, SORRY THAT I HAVE TO!!!!!
You touch that truck and I'll reverse it over your fuckin' head
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix - 08-30-2017
(as jean power trots over the truck, he touches the tuck as he give jack cain the middle finger. then he opens the door, he laughs then starts it up, honks the horn and laughs his ass over and over as he give jack cain the finger again. then drives off/)
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 08-30-2017
Shane can't believe his eyes! Shane is seen yelling and screaming in complete silence, throwing a mute fit.
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Neville Sinclair - 08-30-2017
All it needs is a bumper sticker with Calvin peeing on something
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Cassidy Lane - 08-30-2017
(08-30-2017, 10:42 AM)Blackass Shane <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: Shane can't believe his eyes! Shane is seen yelling and screaming in complete silence, throwing a mute fit.
Cassidy sees this and goes to investigate when he is struck with an idea. He reaches into his pocket and does a makeshift mime job on
's face with some eyeliner. Eh, not the worst I've seen.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - JackCain - 08-30-2017
(08-30-2017, 10:26 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (as jean power trots over the truck, he touches the tuck as he give jack cain the middle finger. then he opens the door, he laughs then starts it up, honks the horn and laughs his ass over and over as he give jack cain the finger again. then drives off/)
Congratulations on upgrading to "massive cunt" from "obnoxious cunt". Your non-existent fan base must be ecstatic. Here's to crashing into the nearest brick wall.
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 08-30-2017
Shane gets on his potato and calls in his helicopter to intercept the stolen truck. This would have been a great plan if Shane had finally started speaking so the helicopter driver man could hear him, and from there of course if potatoes could send the audio communication. Shane throws his potato at Cassidy's head.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Cassidy Lane - 08-30-2017
Why?!
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix - 08-31-2017
(Jean gets out of the truck cause it didn't hardly have gas in it, then he walks over to Cain)
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Cain your a lucky son of a bitch, that truck didn't have hardly any gas in it. I mean the things that I would do in in and with it if it did had gas in the fuckin tank.
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - JackCain - 08-31-2017
(08-31-2017, 11:14 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (Jean gets out of the truck cause it didn't hardly have gas in it, then he walks over to Cain)
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Cain your a lucky son of a bitch, that truck didn't have hardly any gas in it. I mean the things that I would do in in and with it if it did had gas in the fuckin tank.
Like what? Pucker up round the tank and do some sucking like you do every Friday night?
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Neville Sinclair - 08-31-2017
(08-31-2017, 11:40 AM)JackCain Said:(08-31-2017, 11:14 AM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: (Jean gets out of the truck cause it didn't hardly have gas in it, then he walks over to Cain)
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Cain your a lucky son of a bitch, that truck didn't have hardly any gas in it. I mean the things that I would do in in and with it if it did had gas in the fuckin tank.
Like what? Pucker up round the tank and do some sucking like you do every Friday night?
I'm pretty sure he practices on the tailpipe
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix - 08-31-2017
It has to do with you Sinclair........just kidding
re:Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Neville Sinclair - 08-31-2017
(08-31-2017, 02:58 PM)Jean Baptiste LeCroix Said: It has to do with you Sinclair........just kidding
Isn't that like the comeback equivalent of "I know you are but what am I?". Good one... just kidding
Unveiling The New Motherfuckers Monster Truck - Jean Baptiste Le'Croix - 09-01-2017
(as jean walks off to hook the truck on the back of his truck, he blows a kiss gold dust style at Sinclair.)