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I'm New Here - KimAnderson - 07-30-2017
Well it's been awhile since I have been part of a wrestling company and since I really don't know what exacting I am doing here yet in the XWF I decided to come see what this Federweight Title was all about.
So far it doesn't look like anything special saying that it is being currently held by from what I can see a midget in a red mask, I am truly sorry Mini but I think I should take this title from you before you get hurt trying to play with us normal size folk.
Kimberly spin kicks Mini Morbid in the back of the head before dropping to the ground for the pin
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re:I'm New Here - Mini Morbid - 07-31-2017
Mini Morbid KICKS THE FUCK OUT then leans over this bitch and pounds his MIGHTY CHEST while shouting.
"CUNT! How dare you leave your position as last in line in my harem! It is an HONOR for one as plain as you to be there, catching the drippings of my MIGHTY SEED from the thighs of those better looking and more capable of childbearing than thee.
MY CHILDREN ARE BORN FULLY GROWN!!!!
You do not possess the girth of hip needed to bring my progeny to full term! Which, of course, is mere hours from conception to the moment your putrid MUCUS PLUG fires out of you like the cap of a shaken bottle of bottom shelf orange cola!! YOUR CERVIX IS INSUFFICIENT!!!! GET BACK INTO THE CONCUBINE CHAMBERS AND RESUME YOUR DUTY AS MY ROYAL FLOOR DRAIN!!!!!!
XWF, is this the best you have for me???? THIS PUDDLE OF BELOW AVERAGE MENSES??!?!?!
I DEMAND COMPETITION!!!! THIS IS AN INSULT!!!!!! Kimberly Anderson is not a threat to me! When I FUCK the ASS of the Federweight Division, SHE IS MERELY THE DROPLET OF SHIT LEFT ON MY MIGHTY MORBIDCOCK!!!! ARRIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
I'm New Here - KimAnderson - 07-31-2017
As I sit here taking a shit, the smell starts to cloud the air worst then
's place.You know what I don't even want this stupid title anymore, it is a bigger piece of crap then I just left in the toilet, so MM I hope you enjoy being champion you deserve it and I will just focus on getting myself a shot at the Bombshell Title because at least that title will matter and be something that people actually care about instead of this freakshow and if you ever try coming near me again with that micro penis of your I will Lorana Bobbitt you but instead of throw your penis in a ditch I will force feed it to you after shoving it up your own ass.
I flush the toilet as the camera fades
re:I'm New Here - Vincent Lane - 07-31-2017
Why do so many of you just give up on these attempts??
Sigh.
| Winner and STILL Federweight Champion - Mini Morbid! |
I'm New Here - Chris Chaos - 07-31-2017
i was under the impression that girls didn't poop
#MindBlown
re:I'm New Here - KimAnderson - 07-31-2017
(07-31-2017, 08:59 PM)Chris Chaos Said: i was under the impression that girls didn't poop
#MindBlown
Made the mistake of eating Chipotle good going in, not so good coming out.