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Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Finn Kühn - 07-14-2017
The camera shows Finn backstage in his locker room, stretching and cracking his knuckles. After a few seconds of this, Finn faces the camera.
"Alright, listen up you fucking
. You may not know about me. You may not know why I'm here. But you can be damned sure that you'll know my name soon enough. And that starts now. I'm lining up an open challenge for the next available edition of Warfare. If any of you pussies are man enough to be thrown into the Lion's Den, let me know and you'll be first up on my block."
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - JackCain - 07-14-2017
How you doin' kid? Hope you got health insurance.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Finn Kühn - 07-14-2017
Finn chuckles in response.
"Could say the same for you. If you have a death wish by answering this challenge, then by all means, I accept."
Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - James Raven - 07-14-2017
Oh shit son, you done messed with the wrong Motherfucker... did you see what I did there Jack? Did you see it?
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Finn Kühn - 07-14-2017
Finn turns to face Raven, noticing the Heavymetalweight Championship he has.
"Nice belt. Might pay you a visit for that later."
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - JackCain - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 01:27 PM)James Raven Said: Oh shit son, you done messed with the wrong Motherfucker... did you see what I did there Jack? Did you see it?
Yeah, thanks for the vote of confidence Jimbob. Much appreciated. You want me to leave a couple'a bones intact you can break?
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - JackCain - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 01:22 PM)Finn Kühn Said: Finn chuckles in response.
"Could say the same for you. If you have a death wish by answering this challenge, then by all means, I accept."
Son, I'll rip open your skull and shit on your brain - if you have one. Then I might send the picture to your mother if I'm feelin' kind.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Finn Kühn - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 01:46 PM)JackCain Said:(07-14-2017, 01:22 PM)Finn Kühn Said: Finn chuckles in response.
"Could say the same for you. If you have a death wish by answering this challenge, then by all means, I accept."
Son, I'll rip open your skull and shit on your brain - if you have one. Then I might send the picture to your mother if I'm feelin' kind.
"Ooooh, edgy! I'd like to see you even try to touch me, let alone beat me. When we step in the ring, I'll make sure the only skull being ripped open is your own."
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-14-2017
Oh, shit, you're looking for
to destroy...Robbie checks his Motherfuckers t-shirt.
That ain't us. I suggest Chasm, or Phantom Panzer if that's the breed you're on the lookout for. You looking for a proper fight, then...
Robbie checks his Motherfuckers t-shirt.
Howdy. Welcome to the XWF. If you plan to have a long career, I might recommend finding another hornet's nest to rile up. Cute Connor MacGregor impersonation, by the way.
(07-14-2017, 01:54 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "I'd like to see you even try to touch me, let alone beat me."
$50,000 says he touches you, though not the way you're hoping from a
.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Finn Kühn - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 04:38 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said: Oh, shit, you're looking for
Robbie checks his Motherfuckers t-shirt.
That ain't us. I suggest Chasm, or Phantom Panzer if that's the breed you're on the lookout for. You looking for a proper fight, then...
Robbie checks his Motherfuckers t-shirt.
Howdy. Welcome to the XWF. If you plan to have a long career, I might recommend finding another hornet's nest to rile up. Cute Connor MacGregor impersonation, by the way.
(07-14-2017, 01:54 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "I'd like to see you even try to touch me, let alone beat me."
$50,000 says he touches you, though not the way you're hoping from a
"Who are you again? I've followed XWF for a while now and I don't remember a fat blob whose name isn't Peter Gilmour."
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - James Raven - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 01:33 PM)Finn Kühn Said: Finn turns to face Raven, noticing the Heavymetalweight Championship he has.
"Nice belt. Might pay you a visit for that later."
This old thing? Ask anyone around here, I don't give a shit about these 24/7 titles. You can have it if you want. They were created for bitches like you anyways. There's only one belt that matters to me in the long run, and you're a long way from running with the dogs in that yard.
(07-14-2017, 01:43 PM)JackCain Said: Yeah, thanks for the vote of confidence Jimbob. Much appreciated. You want me to leave a couple'a bones intact you can break?
You do you, Jack. I wouldn't want to put any restrictions on your fun.
Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - The Engineer - 07-14-2017
Madison bites her bottom lip.
So, uhhhh, German huh? You speak your native tongue? I kinda have a, er, thing for that...
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Finn Kühn - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 08:23 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Madison bites her bottom lip.
So, uhhhh, German huh? You speak your native tongue? I kinda have a, er, thing for that...
Finn smirks before clearing his throat.
"Liebste Madison, ich hoffe wirklich, dass das Ihre Voraussetzungen erfüllt." (Dearest Madison, I do hope this fulfills your requirements.)
"Apologies if I may have been gramatically incorrect a bit there, it's been ages since I last spoke in German."
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - The Engineer - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 08:34 PM)Finn Kühn Said:(07-14-2017, 08:23 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Madison bites her bottom lip.
So, uhhhh, German huh? You speak your native tongue? I kinda have a, er, thing for that...
Finn smirks before clearing his throat.
"Liebste Madison, ich hoffe wirklich, dass das Ihre Voraussetzungen erfüllt." (Dearest Madison, I do hope this fulfills your requirements.)
"Apologies if I may have been gramatically incorrect a bit there, it's been ages since I last spoke in German."
Mmmmmm, yeah, it definitely did.
She fans herself.
Who the fuck is messing with the thermostat?
So you, uhhhhhh, seein' anybody?
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 04:48 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "Who are you again? I've followed XWF for a while now and I don't remember a fat blob whose name isn't Peter Gilmour."
Oh, probably because I'm rarely known as just a fat blob. I sense some hostility here, Mr. Unknown Random Guy trying to play the "who are you?" card when they haven't set foot in an XWF ring yet.
You got beat up by a fat kid a lot in school, didncha? Maybe a fat man banged your sister? Maybe it's because you're skin and bones, a stiff wind will knock you over, and you're jealous of most Ethiopian's abilities to gain mass?
To be fair, my picture was on the wall in Bay Ridge Pizza, 75th and 5th, but you seem more like a Park Slope hipster poser who gives out hand jobs for POGs in DUMBO. Any dink who considers their native tongue German instead of pure Brooklynese must be.
(07-14-2017, 08:36 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: So you, uhhhhhh, seein' anybody?
I think if he keeps pissing off my man Jack, he'll be seeing a few doctors, maybe a mortician, and possibly St. Peter, but hey, his funeral.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Finn Kühn - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 08:36 PM)Maddy and Engy Said:(07-14-2017, 08:34 PM)Finn Kühn Said:(07-14-2017, 08:23 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: Madison bites her bottom lip.
So, uhhhh, German huh? You speak your native tongue? I kinda have a, er, thing for that...
Finn smirks before clearing his throat.
"Liebste Madison, ich hoffe wirklich, dass das Ihre Voraussetzungen erfüllt." (Dearest Madison, I do hope this fulfills your requirements.)
"Apologies if I may have been gramatically incorrect a bit there, it's been ages since I last spoke in German."
Mmmmmm, yeah, it definitely did.
She fans herself.
Who the fuck is messing with the thermostat?
So you, uhhhhhh, seein' anybody?
"Oh, let's just say I'm keeping my options open."
(07-14-2017, 09:09 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:(07-14-2017, 04:48 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "Who are you again? I've followed XWF for a while now and I don't remember a fat blob whose name isn't Peter Gilmour."
Oh, probably because I'm rarely known as just a fat blob. I sense some hostility here, Mr. Unknown Random Guy trying to play the "who are you?" card when they haven't set foot in an XWF ring yet.
You got beat up by a fat kid a lot in school, didncha? Maybe a fat man banged your sister? Maybe it's because you're skin and bones, a stiff wind will knock you over, and you're jealous of most Ethiopian's abilities to gain mass?
To be fair, my picture was on the wall in Bay Ridge Pizza, 75th and 5th, but you seem more like a Park Slope hipster poser who gives out hand jobs for POGs in DUMBO. Any dink who considers their native tongue German instead of pure Brooklynese must be.
(07-14-2017, 08:36 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: So you, uhhhhhh, seein' anybody?
I think if he keeps pissing off my man Jack, he'll be seeing a few doctors, maybe a mortician, and possibly St. Peter, but hey, his funeral.
"Yes, yes, it's adorable how you're trying to hide your shame over your obesity, and I know not everyone can have a six-pack, but please stop embarrasing yourself. Coming up with nonsensical stories is not helping you out. For the record, I was an only child so my non-existant sister was never fucked by a fat man, and no, a fat man never beat me up in a fair, one-on-one fight, let alone in school. If you want to keep coming at my life, by all means my schedule is open currently. If you want to face me in a match, so be it."
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Thaddeus Duke - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 09:09 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:(07-14-2017, 04:48 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "Who are you again? I've followed XWF for a while now and I don't remember a fat blob whose name isn't Peter Gilmour."
Oh, probably because I'm rarely known as just a fat blob. I sense some hostility here, Mr. Unknown Random Guy trying to play the "who are you?" card when they haven't set foot in an XWF ring yet.
You got beat up by a fat kid a lot in school, didncha? Maybe a fat man banged your sister? Maybe it's because you're skin and bones, a stiff wind will knock you over, and you're jealous of most Ethiopian's abilities to gain mass?
To be fair, my picture was on the wall in Bay Ridge Pizza, 75th and 5th, but you seem more like a Park Slope hipster poser who gives out hand jobs for POGs in DUMBO. Any dink who considers their native tongue German instead of pure Brooklynese must be.
(07-14-2017, 08:36 PM)Maddy and Engy Said: So you, uhhhhhh, seein' anybody?
I think if he keeps pissing off my man Jack, he'll be seeing a few doctors, maybe a mortician, and possibly St. Peter, but hey, his funeral.
[duke]Robbie, if he need to visit Saint Peter... you know a guy...[/duke]
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Neville Sinclair - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 01:46 PM)JackCain Said:(07-14-2017, 01:22 PM)Finn Kühn Said: Finn chuckles in response.
"Could say the same for you. If you have a death wish by answering this challenge, then by all means, I accept."
Son, I'll rip open your skull and shit on your brain - if you have one. Then I might send the picture to your mother if I'm feelin' kind.
Silly Jack, he's never had a mother that loved him, why else would he be named Finn Kühn? It's pretty sad when the most interesting thing about a person is their umlaut. I'll stop here so everyone can look that word up.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - The Blue Tango - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "Oh, let's just say I'm keeping my options open."
Good choice, dude. I've been there done that.
Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Muddy Waters - 07-14-2017
Eat deer ass you stupid sumbitch
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Mr Killjoy - 07-14-2017
How hard did someone have to punch you to literally cave in your chest like that? Disgusting.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Thaddeus Duke - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 11:06 PM)NevilleSinclair Said:(07-14-2017, 01:46 PM)JackCain Said:(07-14-2017, 01:22 PM)Finn Kühn Said: Finn chuckles in response.
"Could say the same for you. If you have a death wish by answering this challenge, then by all means, I accept."
Son, I'll rip open your skull and shit on your brain - if you have one. Then I might send the picture to your mother if I'm feelin' kind.
Silly Jack, he's never had a mother that loved him, why else would he be named Finn Kühn? It's pretty sad when the most interesting thing about a person is their umlaut. I'll stop here so everyone can look that word up.
[duke]How the fuck you gonna educate us if you refuse to educate us?[/duke]
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-15-2017
(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: "Yes, yes, it's adorable how you're trying to hide your shame over your obesity, and I know not everyone can have a six-pack, but please stop embarrasing yourself.
Heh, shame? Embarrasment? Since when do I know what those things mean? I will say, Vanilla Fat-Joke Enthusiast #329, you're certainly saying shit before Vanilla Fat-Joke Enthusiast #330, #331, #332, et cetera. Oh, wait...
Robbie puts the back of his hand to his forehead and rolls his eyes.
"Oh me, oh my, this nogoodnick just made a jibe about my weight and my whole life is in jeopardy and crisis because now I need to conform to what the guy who's interested in who has the best abs thinks!"
Robbie is glib as he looks back at the camera.
(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: Coming up with nonsensical stories is not helping you out. For the record, I was an only child so my non-existant sister was never fucked by a fat man,
So your parents realized inbreeding was a bad notion and stopped swapping genomes after seeing your five-head and inability to metabolize most foods, we already got that. I guess you couldn't tell I was being a dick on purpose before. Have you gotten that yet?
(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: and no, a fat man never beat me up in a fair, one-on-one fight, let alone in school.
Check again, you haven't been in a fight at all as far as I'm concerned. I don't claim to speak for everybody, but until you step inside the ropes, you're worth fuck all. Hell, besides Jack stepping up to take your challenge, the only person interested in laying a finger on you just wants to bone. Better lover than a fighter or what?
(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: If you want to keep coming at my life, by all means my schedule is open currently. If you want to face me in a match, so be it."
I could give two fucks about your schedule, kid. If I was coming at your life, you wouldn't have one, and it'd be on my time. Past that, no thanks. The management around here generally doesn't like to give whomever they signed to a minty fresh contract a chance to take a year long vacation rehabing some kind of spinal injuries, and I'm not some anachronism that believes in sacrificing virgins. Come see me when you prove you can bite and not just bark, lil' doggie.
(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: You may not know about me.
We don't give a shit.
(07-14-2017, 09:37 PM)Finn Kühn Said: You may not know why I'm here.
To get your ass kicked.
Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - Cadryn Tiberius - 07-15-2017
Oh hey, it's Jimmy Pigeon trying to pick fights with someone new, what a surprise!
The day I beat the brakes off your ass and send you pack to the shit generation of the XWF you came from, will be a great day for everyone.
Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - drezdin5788 - 07-15-2017
My dearest Finn, who ever the fuck you are be careful what you say here. Cause Obamacare ain't goin to help you with the medical bills you'll will have as you get your ass whooped.....trust me I know first hand.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - JackCain - 07-15-2017
Son. Warfare may end up being the biggest match of your life. For me. It's a Wednesday. I'll see you there.
re:Any <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> out there who want to get destroyed - James Raven - 07-15-2017
(07-15-2017, 05:17 AM)Cadryn Tiberius Said: Oh hey, it's Jimmy Pigeon trying to pick fights with someone new, what a surprise!
The day I beat the brakes off your ass and send you pack to the shit generation of the XWF you came from, will be a great day for everyone.
I'm picking a fight with someone new? I told him he could take the title because he and it weren't worth my time, and that it would take months for him to earn his way into my stratosphere.
Next time the Kings bukkake you for their own amusement, clean up before listening in on our conversations, your ears are apparently blocked. Until your bitch ass is back in the ring and ready to back up what you say, you speak when spoken to.