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RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-09-2017
Guess you prove sucking Matthews or Washington's dick works to get ahead in this company saying you are getting a title match at Savage because really that is the only reason I can come up with on how you got the match as it sure as hell wasn't your wrestling skills.
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Guppy Parsh - 07-09-2017
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Quote: IMPECCABLE LEAP!
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD, EDGAR HIT MEZIAN WITH THE IMPECCABLE LEAP!
Edgar climbs on top of Mezian, hooking the leg for the cover!!
Chode Bono!
1..
2..
3..!!!!!
WINNER AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE TV TITLE
R.L. EDGAR!!!
"He beat three other guys. He earned it the same way you earned your Hart title shot, just less controversially."
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Paul Heyman - 07-09-2017
Chasm, I'll invite you to tune into Warfare and since you'll be there, it should be easy to find on any one of the hundreds of monitors backstage. You'll want to pay attention to what I have to say.
G'day, nowmer legend Parsh.
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-09-2017
(07-09-2017, 09:41 PM)Chasm Said: Guess you prove sucking Matthews or Washington's dick works to get ahead in this company saying you are getting a title match at Savage because really that is the only reason I can come up with on how you got the match as it sure as hell wasn't your wrestling skills.
I'm going to force you into a gloryhole and make $500 at $10 a dick.
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - R.L. Edgar - 07-10-2017
Hey, Hole.
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-10-2017
(07-09-2017, 11:51 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:(07-09-2017, 09:41 PM)Chasm Said: Guess you prove sucking Matthews or Washington's dick works to get ahead in this company saying you are getting a title match at Savage because really that is the only reason I can come up with on how you got the match as it sure as hell wasn't your wrestling skills.
I'm going to force you into a gloryhole and make $500 at $10 a dick.
Sorry my name isn't Peter Gilmour
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Prof. Bobby Bourbon - 07-10-2017
(07-10-2017, 01:36 PM)Chasm Said:(07-09-2017, 11:51 PM)Robbie Bourbon Said:(07-09-2017, 09:41 PM)Chasm Said: Guess you prove sucking Matthews or Washington's dick works to get ahead in this company saying you are getting a title match at Savage because really that is the only reason I can come up with on how you got the match as it sure as hell wasn't your wrestling skills.
I'm going to force you into a gloryhole and make $500 at $10 a dick.
Sorry my name isn't Peter Gilmour
I've made my money off of Gilmour by pinning him and taking home fight purses.
Talk while you can, you're going to have one sore jaw.
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-10-2017
Like I am scared of some redneck hick that is so ugly that XWF makes him wear a mask so he doesn't scare the children
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - John Holliday - 07-10-2017
"Man, Chasm. You really like to bitch, like a lot of the people around here. Not as much as that clown fucker or Chris Chaos, but you're up there dude
Bitch bitch bitch, that's all you seem to be good at. You lost, so be a fucking man and admit you were defeated. Don't be giving excuses like so many before you. You fucking pussy."
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Mezian - 07-10-2017
Part Timer being the number one contender is silly but I accept his win over me and his #1 contendership
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-10-2017
(07-10-2017, 04:22 PM)John Holliday Said: "Man, Chasm. You really like to bitch, like a lot of the people around here. Not as much as that clown fucker or Chris Chaos, but you're up there dude
Bitch bitch bitch, that's all you seem to be good at. You lost, so be a fucking man and admit you were defeated. Don't be giving excuses like so many before you. You fucking pussy."
What lose is that because the way I see I am still undefeated as that last match was stricken from the record books so it doesn't count as a lose and as soon as I get my title match I will be the next XWF Hart Champion that I promise you.
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - John Holliday - 07-10-2017
(07-10-2017, 04:55 PM)Chasm Said:(07-10-2017, 04:22 PM)John Holliday Said: "Man, Chasm. You really like to bitch, like a lot of the people around here. Not as much as that clown fucker or Chris Chaos, but you're up there dude
Bitch bitch bitch, that's all you seem to be good at. You lost, so be a fucking man and admit you were defeated. Don't be giving excuses like so many before you. You fucking pussy."
What lose is that because the way I see I am still undefeated as that last match was stricken from the record books so it doesn't count as a lose and as soon as I get my title match I will be the next XWF Hart Champion that I promise you.
"Yeah? Well, you're still a pussy."
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-10-2017
Wow is that the best insult you got? With come backs like that what am I ever going to do with myself, guess I will just sit here and cry myself to sleep.
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - John Holliday - 07-10-2017
"Oh, I know you will, while listening to emo music and cutting your wrists. Remember to go down the river and not across it, but c'mon. We all know you're too much of a bitch to cut downwards. Fucking pussy."
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Thaddeus Duke - 07-10-2017
[Duke]Somebody buy this guy a grammar tutor. This is disturbing to hear.[/duke]
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 07-10-2017
(07-10-2017, 10:38 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [Duke]Somebody buy this guy a grammar tutor. This is disturbing to hear.[/duke]
Just picture William Shatner, Dookie Pants. It makes it easier.
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Thaddeus Duke - 07-10-2017
[Duke]I don't know, Doc. Ever since James Raven called him Howie Mandel, thats all I see now when I look at, or hear him botch the English language. [/duke]
RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Paul Heyman - 07-10-2017
Chasm, I'll remind you again to pay attention on Warfare. This goes for Engy as well. I WILL be on hand. I WILL march my fat ass to the ring. I WILL confront Cadryn Tiberius. I WILL discuss the state of the Hart Championship. And I WILL have an announcement regarding the next Hart title match.
You WON'T want to miss it.
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-10-2017
(07-10-2017, 10:38 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [Duke]Somebody buy this guy a grammar tutor. This is disturbing to hear.[/duke]
Fuck grammar and Duke congrats on James feeling sorry for you and giving you back the Xtreme title because without it you don't really matter and honestly I don't give a fuck what you think. You don't like how I speak then don't fucking listen.
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-10-2017
(07-10-2017, 11:00 PM)Paul Heyman Said: Chasm, I'll remind you again to pay attention on Warfare. This goes for Engy as well. I WILL be on hand. I WILL march my fat ass to the ring. I WILL confront Cadryn Tiberius. I WILL discuss the state of the Hart Championship. And I WILL have an announcement regarding the next Hart title match.
You WON'T want to miss it.
And Pauly boy don't you worry I will be watching Warfare and look forward to finding out when I get my Hart title
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Thaddeus Duke - 07-11-2017
(07-10-2017, 11:46 PM)Chasm Said:(07-10-2017, 10:38 PM)Thaddeus Duke Said: [Duke]Somebody buy this guy a grammar tutor. This is disturbing to hear.[/duke]
Fuck grammar and Duke congrats on James feeling sorry for you and giving you back the Xtreme title because without it you don't really matter and honestly I don't give a fuck what you think. You don't like how I speak then don't fucking listen.
[duke]Pffft.[/duke] Jack scoffs. [duke]I'd challenge you and make you show the world which of us actually matters, but I don't want to be known as the guy that beats up the mentally challenged. Raven mailing it in and giving my title back is on him, not on me. I've been in the main event for months now and why? Ratings. I put asses in the seats and glue eyes to the television. Let me know when you start to matter again... as if you ever did.
Chasm is actually a good name for you, so bravo for coming up with it. I mean a chasm is a hole, right? A void? And that's exactly what you are. Chasm shows up on XWF television and the ratings disappear. The eyeballs disappear. The men, the women and the children in the arenas disappear and why? Because you're on TV or in front of their faces and they know its time to go take a leak or get some nachos.
You should feel honored I'm even addressing you directly. If it weren't for a bunch of dogs needing to go outside, I wouldn't be here.[/duke]
re:RL Edgar Proves Sucking Dick Works - Chasm - 07-11-2017
(07-10-2017, 11:00 PM)Paul Heyman Said: Chasm, I'll remind you again to pay attention on Warfare. This goes for Engy as well. I WILL be on hand. I WILL march my fat ass to the ring. I WILL confront Cadryn Tiberius. I WILL discuss the state of the Hart Championship. And I WILL have an announcement regarding the next Hart title match.
You WON'T want to miss it.
(Ooc: Just incase you planned to have me come to the ring Chasm is not going to be at Warfare but will be watching it on TV from his Ottawa home as I plan on using your announcement in my next rp)