Chris Chaos Said:How about this, Thaddeus, if you can show me one, just one, legit "soldier" from this "army" at the Pay Per View, I will never mention it again. I'll even shake your hand. If you can show me one legit "soldier", which you won't because you can't, than I will even go as far as to praise you as the boy-king you would really be. But like I said, you won't, because you can't.

Yes. He said this. This is a thing he said.

Now, since I have recently come into possession of Thaddeus Duke's phone number (don't fucking worry about how plebs just go with it), I was about to send him another text message, but I couldn't decide which of these is danker.

"Chris Chaos tryna deny reality"



OR

"Chris Chaos runnin from the fuckin' truth"



Then I decided to just go with both and not even give them to that little fuccboi. I'm here to spread the fuckin' wealth on that good ol' socialist Obama shit. This is the new shit. If you aren't bullying Chris Chaos with gifs of Annie from Community every time he says something stupid, you're a and I don't want to know you.

PS no Warfare review this week. Busy getting vaccinated.

You done fucked up Luca, I can only imagine what Chris is going to have to say after he reads this!











































Oh... Nevermind.

Jesus, you fuckin' herb. Didn't think I'd have to spell this out for you, though I guess I should've expected that.

See that pretty moving picture? That's an animated image known as a GIF (pronounced gif, not fucking jif) depicting Alison Brie as Annie Edison from the NBC (and later Yahoo! Screen) series Community, throwing a temper tantrum. I'm only in the middle of season 1, so I don't know the context.

The joke here is that you're going to lose your shit and have a bitch fit after getting fuckin' rekt.

Really, I figured that was self-explanatory. Oh but wait, you were being sarcastic, right? You knew what was going on the whole time, you were just pretending to be .

Yeah sure, I believe you buddy.