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Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-24-2017
Hey dude I'm opening a new business and I hear that you're looking for someone to sponsor you. I think I have a deal that can work out to benefit the both of us!
I'm willing to pay you 1000 xbux for every promo that you mention my business in!
What's the business you ask?
CANDY VAN DAYCARE!
See, since I travel a lot in the XWF and I have this big van with tons of extra room. I figured that I would put my time and van to good use! So whenever we roll into town, and somebody needs their kids supervised by a responsible adult, I'm their man! With your reputation as a positive role model, and leader of your community, I think you can really help me get this business off the ground!
What do you think buddy, we got a deal?
re:Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - Phantom Panzer - 05-24-2017
"Heya, Baby Gravey. What if when I get to my debut days, that I do this shit for ya? Do I get the dough? Cause, y'know, while Broken Overblown Spastic Anilingus is flush with the Xbux, ya boy, Double P, Phantom Panzer, is not flush with that kind of dough.
So what do ya say, fucko. When I do my debut promos, every time I do mention your Candy Van Daycare service, could I get some of that sweet, sweet Xbux shit?"
re:Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - Thomas Nixon - 05-24-2017
(05-24-2017, 08:33 PM)Micheal Graves Said:
Hey dude I'm opening a new business and I hear that you're looking for someone to sponsor you. I think I have a deal that can work out to benefit the both of us!
I'm willing to pay you 1000 xbux for every promo that you mention my business in!
What's the business you ask?
CANDY VAN DAYCARE!
See, since I travel a lot in the XWF and I have this big van with tons of extra room. I figured that I would put my time and van to good use! So whenever we roll into town, and somebody needs their kids supervised by a responsible adult, I'm their man! With your reputation as a positive role model, and leader of your community, I think you can really help me get this business off the ground!
What do you think buddy, we got a deal?
"Wow, thanks for the offer. I'll think about it." Thomas Nixon sighs. "I'll have my people call your people."
Nixon mumbles to himself, "This is what I get for trying to do something productive."
re:Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-24-2017
Ya know, I would have figured that you would've shown a little more gratitude towards me considering that I'm willing to put the reputation of my esteemed business in your hands. What's with the sighing, and what is there to think about? You want money, and I've got it. So how about you just push the fucking product like a good boy?
Hey, I'm equal opportunity too. I have no problem taking in lizards or what not.
Graves holds up a tiny lizard by the tail. He smiles before shoving it in his mouth and swallowing without so much as a single chewing motion.
See... Call me!
Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - DZirado - 05-24-2017
Boy, the only thing that I would sponsor you for is a stay at the local sanitarium!
re:Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - Phantom Panzer - 05-24-2017
(05-24-2017, 10:35 PM)DZirado Said: Boy, the only thing that I would sponsor you for is a stay at the local sanitarium!
"Shut the fuck up. You ain't got shit on my new boytoy Graves. We're gonna fuck your eye sockets. Two dicks mashing your eyes until they're all a liquid like substance then cum straight into your brain. Make it a mix of blood and semen.
In short: No one gives a fuck about your shit."
Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 05-27-2017
Fool me once... Shame on you!
re:Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - James Raven - 05-28-2017
(05-24-2017, 11:25 PM)Phantom Panzer Said:(05-24-2017, 10:35 PM)DZirado Said: Boy, the only thing that I would sponsor you for is a stay at the local sanitarium!
"Shut the fuck up. You ain't got shit on my new boytoy Graves. We're gonna fuck your eye sockets. Two dicks mashing your eyes until they're all a liquid like substance then cum straight into your brain. Make it a mix of blood and semen.
In short: No one gives a fuck about your shit."
Zirado just won a match in the XWF. What the fuck have you done?
Thomas Nixon sponsorship offer! - Cadryn Tiberius - 05-28-2017
Gravy said nice things about me as a commentator.
Then I won the TV Title, and for 15 seconds he was proud of me
Then I lost the TV Title to Thomas.
Now GrVay hates me.