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Jenny Myst's Pussy - Roxy Cotton - 04-29-2017

Is more worn out than a five-star NCAA recruit catcher's mitt.

And it's the same fucking color.



re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Roxy Cotton - 04-29-2017

Did I mention that snatch has caught more balls than a mitt as well?



re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 04-30-2017

Hmm...

Am I the only one that finds it odd that a member of AX3, side kick or not, has refrained from a response to Miss Cotton? Hmm....

Hmmmmm..

Hm.

Perhaps the only thing that Jenny Myst has in common with the group is her lack of balls.



re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Roxy Cotton - 05-02-2017

Don't worry, Doctor, she won't hear you. She hasn't been to a gyno in five years since the last one died of asphyxia.



re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Carrier pigeon - 05-02-2017

Michael Graves carrier pigeon flies into the window dropping off a note before hovering over Roxy Cotton's head and taking a massive white shit in her bleached blonde hair.


"I have been advised to keep quiet during this suspension as to not jeopardize my chance at Dolly Waters and the Xtreme title. However, my trained pigeon should have left you with a nice present.

GOOD DAY!"



re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Roxy Cotton - 05-02-2017

Roxy nearly vomits as she wipes away some of the pigeon shit from her perfectly tanned shoulder.


What... the... fuck...

Vinnie, we need to call an exterminator. This shit stinks like the curds and whey Jenny Myst leaves in her size 14 bloomers every day after Beginner Spin Class.



Jenny Myst's Pussy - drezdin5788 - 05-02-2017

If I ask you this, will you give the honest to god truth?


Jenny Myst's Pussy - drezdin5788 - 05-02-2017

I feel sssooo sorry for you right now. I mean let's just say that there is a difference between not realizing it and recognizing it.........OIY!!!!!


re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Bilbo Blumpkinz - 05-02-2017

Bilbo wheels in on his wheelchair, completely unzipped and stroking himself. The wheels leave a sticky trail.

"Drezdin, will you suck my cock for me? I can't reach it. Thanks bae."


re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Chris Chaos - 05-02-2017

So I guess my only question is where was Roxy when booking time came? She accepted my challenge then could not be reached to confirm when the Bookers ask for confirmation. I would like to fight her in my Belle of the brawl match in my hometown, at the pay-per-view, or will she back out of that too? Roxy I want you to pay attention just Savage this week as I win a Triple Threat over two men and you sit there in the office face-sitting on someone I'm not even sure is a man.

My lack of "balls"? Hoookay........

Maybe the cheap spray tan fumes really have gotten to you.

Shame."


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re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Chris Chaos - 05-02-2017

I allowed to Jenny to use my account really quick because she had to charge her phone, but all of her words are true. She will meet Roxy whenever Roxy gets out from under Vinnie's desk. I am not getting involved in this cat fight as I have bigger fish to fry but I will sit back with a cold beer and some popcorn and watch as the two hottest chicks in the business tear each other apart. Should be good television."


re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Roxy Cotton - 05-02-2017

Sugar, why do you sound so much like Chris Chaos pretending to have a high pitched voice?

And why are you repeating yourself? Did you take a dick to the back of your head and gain a stutter?

You offered the match. I accepted. I was available. I don't book the cards, sweetheart. I assumed you failed a piss test.



re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Jenny Myst - 05-02-2017

Roxy....

Roxy, Roxy, Roxy. I can't wait to see you in Vegas. You have such big words but have never acted upon them, at least based on what I have seen. I mean hell I don't know how you are such a "accomplished wrestler". If you are in ring skills are as boring as your trash talk I'm sure the xwf crowd would rather see Jane naked.

Uuuugfhhh.....gave myself chills there.


Gross"


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re:Jenny Myst's Pussy - Roxy Cotton - 05-02-2017

Well hon, I wouldn't mind seeing Jane without that tight top off myself. Or her bottoms.

At least I can feel comfortable knowing her twat lips weren't butchered by a backstreet plastic surgeon trying to turn back the hands of time, and only succeeding in the sense that he made your snatch look like a Salvador Dali melting clock.

By the way, lefty is hanging out of your skirt again.