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Thomas Nixon - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 04-28-2017
"Lizard people, are they real? Am I one of them? How do they feel about violent relationships with underage girls? Would they judge a man for having the penis of a 12 year old boy?
I guess what I'm asking is, would Graves still be a good fit as an honorary member of Patrol?
I'm just looking for a group of people that will accept me for who I am! "
re:Thomas Nixon - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 04-28-2017
Wow, Michael.
So, how many of us are you trying to fit into that gaping hole of a mouth? I didn't think gou could fit much more than what you've already sboved in there. Hm. I must say, unlike anything you've done this week, you've impressed the good doctor.
Thomas Nixon - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 04-28-2017
"Oh okay, now we're going to start making a big deal about what I'm putting in my mouth? I'll put whatever I want in my mouth, and if you don't like it I'll put this vienna sausage in yours!"
re:Thomas Nixon - Thomas Nixon - 04-29-2017
(04-28-2017, 10:03 PM)Micheal Graves Said: "Lizard people, are they real? Am I one of them? How do they feel about violent relationships with underage girls? Would they judge a man for having the penis of a 12 year old boy?
I guess what I'm asking is, would Graves still be a good fit as an honorary member of Patrol?
I'm just looking for a group of people that will accept me for who I am! "
Although Thomas Nixon has not been spotted since his grueling dog collar match with Michael McBride, ThomasNixon.com, a fan made website, may have some answers to Michael Graves questions. The following is from the "Frequently Asked Questions" page.
Quote:Q: Are lizard people real?
A: Of course they are! Thomas Nixon said that they are real and that they are oppressed. It is our job as a society to integrate lizard people into our world and treat them as equals to human beings. I mean, on XWF TV we haven't seen any yet, but they have to be real!
Q: If lizard people are real, could I be a lizard person?
A: Simply put, no. If you were a lizard person, you would know it, and you wouldn't be asking this question. Even Thomas Nixon isn't a lizard person, he's just the ambassador to the shape shifting lizard community.
Q: Can I join PATROL?
A: Of course! Simply buy a PATROL T-Shirt at XWFShop.com, and you can virtue signal to all of your friends that lizards are an oppressed group and you're in the movement to end humanity's tyranny!
It should be noted that the fansite does not have the questions "How do they feel about violent relationships with underage girls?" and "Would they judge a man for having the penis of a 12 year old boy? " on their FAQ page.
Thomas Nixon could not be reached for comment.
re:Thomas Nixon - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 04-29-2017
Micheal is seen browsing the Nixon fan site, reading up on the FAQs that were generously pointed out to him by an anonymous fan.
"So the lizard people have no opinion on the matter? Perfect!!!
Graves stands up and looks at the camera.
"I hereby declare myself, a lizard man!"
"So the lizard people have no opinion on the matter? Perfect!!!
Graves stands up and looks at the camera.
"I hereby declare myself, a lizard man!"