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Down the tubes - JackCain - 04-22-2017
**Jack Cain wades through a dirty water inlet in New York. He has a flashlight in one hand and a lead pipe in the other**
Hi Mario. Saw your little video. Thought rather than keep playing hide the VHS, I'd come to pay you a visit. Problem is, there's a lotta shit down here, and it's kinda difficult to tell you from the rest of it.
I suppose I should just keep following the sound of that record you never change. You know the one don't ya? "31 years since 1985, outta the pipes, mushroom this and bustin' heads that.
You should really try somethin' else - if that's on vinyl you're gonna wear it out if you keep repeatin' it that much.
You seem to think I'm some little upstart who don't count. Well guess what pal, I do. I've been around a while, and while I might not be as shrivelled up as your old ass, I still know what I'm doin'.
**He reaches a junction and leaps across a puddle of muck, sending rats scurrying off in all directions.**
Army Rangers, Marine Recon and Special Forces ain't exactly a walk in the park, so I picked up a few tricks along the way too. I know how to hurt people.
So trust me when I say I've seen people like you before. The guy with all the talk. You say I don't walk the walk? I got a pair of size 12s with sand from Afghanistan, dirt from Bosnia, and grit from Iraq grained into them. More than a little blood too, so don't come screamin' that I don't know how to handle people like you, because I can.
We had a Sgt in our outfit in Kabul. Told everyone how he'd seen three tours, killed so many insurgents he'd forgotten what it feels like, "like alley fightin' in the Bronx", he used to say.
Only when the hammer came down, it was all shit. He would sit in a trench and bark orders - never stuck his own neck out, and that's when I realised he was full of it.
You gotta lotta things in common with him. You shout your mouth off, you cheap shot people when they ain't lookin' and win yourself some shiny little belt that you didn't work for, and you sit in your little hole and say you're the best.
These pipes stink worse than what comes outta your mouth.
The Harris kid and this Ultimate freak ain't saying much, so how about we just settle this between us, and then we'll see who's talkin' the talk, shall we?
May have taken you 31 years to get here - it's only gonna take a second to shut you up for good.
**Cain knocks the pipe against the wall twice as the rats flee into the darkness**