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Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Paul Heyman - 04-12-2017 These Power Rankings BEGIN with the very START of Lethal Lottery! The win/loss record of each XWF star is taken into account as well as the quality of the opponent. 1: Jim Caedus - XWF Television Champion & Mr. 24/7 2: Robert Main - XWF Hart Champion 3: Chris Chaos 4: Gabe Reno - XWF Universal Champion 5: Trax 6: Thaddeus Duke - #1 Contender to XWF Universal 7: Mr. Tidbits 8: Micheal Graves 9: Dolly Waters - XWF Xtreme Champion 10: Shade 11: Doctor Louis D'Ville - XWF Tag Team Champion 12: Peter Gilmour 13: Danny Imperial 14: Cadryn Tiberius 15: Thomas Nixon 16: LJ Havok 17: Random 18: Mezian 19: Drake 20: Roman Wulfrun - #1 Contender to XWF TV Title 21: Nico LaVey 22: Robbie Bourbon OOC: I worked really hard on this and tried to not include those that don't appear often or are known part timers. Please, if you notice someone listed that doesn't appear often, or at all anymore, tell me via PM or on the Skype. Losses to "big stars" where you nearly pulled it off, is not as good as a win, but carries more weight than beating say like, a Donald Trump. Also, for this rollout version, those that no-showed events were NOT taken into account. I don't have that kind of time to sift through the RP forums. Those will work themselves out in later editions. Remember to take these lists IC. Next list due out at the end of April. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-12-2017 wheres my name you bloated jew re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Robert "The Omega" Main - 04-12-2017 (04-12-2017, 07:38 AM)John Blaq Said: wheres my name you bloated jew "And you are? Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Diesel - 04-12-2017 Hey Flash Funk! Have a match more than once per year! re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-12-2017 (04-12-2017, 06:15 PM)Robert Main Said:(04-12-2017, 07:38 AM)John Blaq Said: wheres my name you bloated jew the next hart champion if you dont quit running your cocksucker re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Robert "The Omega" Main - 04-12-2017 (04-12-2017, 06:40 PM)John Blaq Said:(04-12-2017, 06:15 PM)Robert Main Said:(04-12-2017, 07:38 AM)John Blaq Said: wheres my name you bloated jew "Right! See I'm number two on the list! Where did you fall on the list? Wait a second you didn't make the list! Just shut your trap before someone around here makes you! The next Hart Champion? Please! If your lucky I'll let you carry my luggage. But I'm sure you'd screw that up though. Why don't you head to the wrong side of town where guys like you hang out huh? Drink some Hennessy and shut the fuck up! re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Paul Heyman - 04-12-2017 (04-12-2017, 07:38 AM)John Blaq Said: wheres my name you bloated jew We already have our affirmative action requirement sealed up. Go equality. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Mr Killjoy - 04-12-2017 Top 5, I dig it, now time to get to numero uno. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Paul Heyman - 04-12-2017 (04-12-2017, 08:53 PM)Mister Fn Dominance Said: Top 5, I dig it, now time to get to numero uno, Surely this is a mistake. How'd I put the affirmative action equal opportunity guy in 5th? re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Mr Killjoy - 04-12-2017 So you ACCIDENTALLY did a good job with this, figures. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Paul Heyman - 04-12-2017 (04-12-2017, 09:13 PM)Mister Fn Dominance Said: So you ACCIDENTALLY did a good job with this, figures. Even when I fuck up I'm awesome. It's great to be this damn good. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-13-2017 (04-12-2017, 07:02 PM)Robert Main Said:(04-12-2017, 06:40 PM)John Blaq Said:(04-12-2017, 06:15 PM)Robert Main Said: "And you are? wow look how enthusiastic you were to point out that youre only number 2. nice participation award sport. thank you for proving my point that all the champions around here are pussies matter of fact, help me reinforce that point to the rest of these fuckin morons heres how we are gonna do it: ill challenge you to a match at the savage show and youll turn me down and give some lame ass excuse like me not deserving a shot or you being too busy bleaching your asshole that night. get it? ok ill start give me a shot at your title at savage you piece of shit Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dolly Waters - 04-13-2017 John, quit picking on people a mite more <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> than you. These rankings mean shit to me- you want a shot at the XTreme Title? Fuck it. I'll fight you, whore. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-13-2017 how ironic, the least pussy champion is the one with a pussy Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dolly Waters - 04-13-2017 How ironic, the cunt calling people pussies didn't directly respond to a fight offer from a person with a pussy. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Shade - 04-13-2017 You finally acknowledge me fucking jew. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dolly Waters - 04-13-2017 (04-13-2017, 03:53 AM)Shade Said: You finally acknowledge me fucking jew. Fuck you dumbass. Blaq already called Heyman a jew. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-13-2017 (04-13-2017, 03:50 AM)Dolly Waters Said: How ironic, the cunt calling people pussies didn't directly respond to a fight offer from a person with a pussy. typical woman needing everything spelled out for her i a-c-c-e-p-p-t-t dumb bitch Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dolly Waters - 04-13-2017 Now I want Robert Main and the rest of the Axe spray <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> to take notice on how not to be a coward. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dr.Psycho - 04-13-2017 (04-13-2017, 03:28 AM)Dolly Waters Said: John, quit picking on people a mite more <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> than you. you know what Ms Waters? since this dipshit dimwit here seems to not know how one is supposed to treat a lady perhaps he could use a double dose of that lesson from both you AND myself! in exchange will you let me join the title fight as well i'm suddenly feeling quite inspired to leave a lingering reminder of who I am and what I've done and what i intend to do during my time here. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Robert "The Omega" Main - 04-13-2017 (04-13-2017, 04:12 AM)Dolly Waters Said: Now I want Robert Main and the rest of the Axe spray <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> to take notice on how not to be a coward." Easy there killer. You simply responded before I had the chance to! If dumb dumb wants a shot at the Hart Championship I'll gladly give him one. One on one match! 5/3 Warfare I'm defending. If the powers at be want's to make the match that is. Now Waters all this being said. I really surprised you can even utter a few words right now! Seeing how my brother in arms Graves broke your jaw! I'd watch what you say before someone breaks something else! Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-13-2017 a handicap match? *shrugs* i don't give a fuck ill fight you both Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-13-2017 sure ill take that match too Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dolly Waters - 04-13-2017 Graves sucker punched a thirteen yearold girl with brass knuckles and you're puffing your chest out? Again- needing to dish out some lessons on not being cowardly. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dr.Psycho - 04-13-2017 Robert main, bravo! braaaavooo! you should get an academy award for that performance just then... ha ha ha hahahaha! who the hell am I kidding! to quote Dick Tracy: "HEY, TOUGH GUY!!" if you're suddenly feeling brave how about next week you get a buddy of yours from your squad and tag up vs Me and Dolly and we give the peons a show? I'm willing to do that if you are Dolly. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-13-2017 if you had a title id kick your ass first re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dr.Psycho - 04-13-2017 (04-13-2017, 05:00 AM)John Blaq Said: if you had a title id kick your ass first my boy, clearly you failed to read the writing and thus...your downfall begins! for had you done so you'd have seen that what i am offering to you is to make this a three way title fight for the X-treme title you,myself,and Ms Waters the champ. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Imperial - 04-13-2017 Wait just one teeeny weeeny fucking moment.
Opportunities at shiny belts are just flying all over the place and they're being handed to no-name, fresh-assed, turdy-mouth little runts?! I'm sorry, what just happened? re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Paul Heyman - 04-13-2017 (04-13-2017, 03:53 AM)Shade Said: You finally acknowledge me fucking jew. Remember what I said: do something relevant. (04-13-2017, 02:26 PM)DannyImperial Said: It's called interest. Stir it up, you might get somewhere. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Dr.Psycho - 04-13-2017 (04-13-2017, 03:49 PM)Paul Heyman Said:(04-13-2017, 03:53 AM)Shade Said: You finally acknowledge me fucking jew. haha! a man who says exactly what we think!!! I love it! re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Imperial - 04-17-2017 (04-13-2017, 04:00 PM)Dr.Psycho Said: haha! a man who says exactly what we think!!! I love it! When you're done polishing his boots with your leathery tongue, I'd suggest you get to warming up for our match this evening, Doc Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - R A D I C A L - 04-17-2017 Heyman...
Have you lost what few marbles you had left... rolling around in that Hungry Hippo of a brain? #3 I beat 2x. #5 I beat too. But I am glad they are happy. To be Paul Heyman guys. Rankings... Ha. Universal. Champion. #1 THE RENO☆ERSE HAS SPOKEN. BITCH. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-17-2017 (04-17-2017, 05:38 AM)RENO☆ERSE Said: its pretty clear youre a piece of shit re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Big Nate - 04-17-2017 (04-17-2017, 06:44 AM)John Blaq Said: its pretty clear youre a piece of shit Speaking of shit, looks like you got a little on your face, and the rest of your body as well, King Kunta. Not to mention all 'em Pickin' Pox you got like fuckin' ravines runnin' down your cheeks. Meth is a hell of a drug, I hear. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - John Whyte - 04-17-2017 *yawns* well I was gonna take a nap but i guess ill take your belt instead re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Big Nate - 04-17-2017 Sorry, golliwog, but I lock my doors. I ain't about to be findin' my belt at the local pawn shop just so's you can smoke a few rocks with your buddies down in 'da hood.' Shit, only 'hood' worth a damn is the one that was your granddaddy's last sight before being choked unconscious in the light of a burnin' cross. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Mr Killjoy - 04-17-2017 (04-17-2017, 05:38 AM)RENO☆ERSE Said: Hey man maybe you'd be higher up the list if you won more matches without assistance or without cheating. "But Trax, a wins a win!" Eh agreeable, but you still look like a massive bitch so it's a win/loss situation really. Caedus do us all a favour and cash in on this fool already, in his "Renoverse" the sky is pink and the grass is blue, clearly. re:Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Big Nate - 04-17-2017 (04-17-2017, 08:01 AM)John Blaq Said: *yawns* I'm waitin', boy. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - Paul Heyman - 04-17-2017 I can't force you to pay attention, Reno. You'll notice I said these rankings BEGAN with the onset of the Lethal Lottery tournament. That tournament, by the way, is where you and Mr. Chaos tanked and got your asses handed to you by a wannabe and the current Hart Champion. Since then, your notable win, singular, came against Chaos. Beating McBride isn't notable. You should be happy you're ranked as high as you are. Xtreme Power Rankings: Inaugural Edition 4/12/2017 - "Dark Warrior" Micheal Graves - 04-17-2017 Buuuuuurn! By the way Paul, I'd suggest you keep an eye on ALL of AX3 Paul, I expect to be higher of this list next time. |