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Rookies are shit at naming promos 4 - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 02-22-2017
After his promo about Rookiepool's first of the day, NOCMM goes to look at the second. He can't help but laugh at how
the title is. In fact it's so that he doesn't even need to watch it to find more bullshit to shit on, the title will provide enough content to make the productive old skool fans happy and the slightly less productive homeless veteran old skool fans happy too.NOCMM checks in with the cameraman to see if he got footage of him laughing at the name of the
's next promo, and he did, so NOCMM starts talking. NOCMM: I know none of you watched that second promo either, but you at least saw the title I imagine. What a
. God can change his hair color to whatever he wants via magic, and what's with those misplaced apostrophes? He must be . My apologies for the repetition but there's really no other way to describe a other than calling him a rookie. NOCMM laughs at the prospect of some masked
giving the slightest shit about hair color. NOCMM: That's why he wears the mask. It isn't just so he can cry about how he's not Deadpool because his mask is different. It also hides the hair color he's so ashamed of. At the end of the day he's just another
who the television show South Park tricked into thinking there is something wrong with red hair, when they were trying to satirize the concept of racism. Obviously those are wrong, treating monkeys like shit is what they deserve, but it's so obvious what they were trying to say. NOCMM laughs again.
NOCMM: It flew over Rookiepool's head just like it flew over the heads of their 12 year old
fanboys. New skool fans had some shitty kids and apparently Rookiepool was among them, thank Hero Xtreme 7.9 old skool fans are doing a fabulous job of raising straight super children that know that hair-based bigotry is . NOCMM gets himself some pineapple juice since he'll be cumming a lot in his upcoming appointments with various cisgendered female minus-sized supermodels.
NOCMM: Well, Rookiepool is two for three when it comes to making his promos completely unwatchable with a title that would make even the rookie-ist
shake their head in disgust, which is just dandy. Less time spent watching shitty rookie promos means more time fucking the hottest women on the planet. It's great to be me.NOCMM pours himself a glass as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.