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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Rookies Aren't My Audience - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 02-21-2017
The scene opens to what should have been the whole of Jim Caedus's last promo since it's the only part worth responding to.
Quote:I'm tired of your look-how-clever-I-am metaphors and inside jokes, NOC. I'm tired of your adamant refusal to let go of the same silly shit premise and concepts that have attained your client Zero a big fat fucking ZERO in the XWF. I'm tired of your gimmickry and snippet promos. Most of all...I'm tired of you, NOC and quite honestly I've had it up to here with your bitchass.
NOCMM: You're tired and the old skool fans are woke. That's why you're not my audience, Jim. You made the distinction that I'm here to entertain you, but you couldn't be anymore wrong. You should be tired of me. I exist to exhaust you. I exist to challenge you. I exist to make your small brain overwork itself. I exist to put you to the test.
NOCMM keeps thrusting into Kelli Berglund's cisgendered female shoulder.
NOCMM: I've already proved you can't keep up with me. This would be my 10th promo if you could. My job is already done. My battle is already won. You can't hang with the best promo guy in the XWF. I did what the old skool fans wanted me to do. That's my purpose as God's manager.
NOCMM grins as he cums into Kelli's other ear leaving her deaf.
NOCMM: You're tired of what the old skool fans want, and they're tired of you. They're tired of looking at your name on the card and thinking "Who's that? Jim Gaydus? Some rookie?". They've been doing that for 21 years now. For as long as that shoulder I was fucking existed they've been wondering if you will ever make something of yourself. You still haven't. Kelli doesn't need to get arrested over fake IDs anymore and you still haven't.
NOCMM shifts to one of Kelli's God-made holes for a change.
NOCMM: "Your client has done nothing in XWF" and "Your promos are short", when you look at it like a rookie would these things sound insulting. However when you take them for what they are, when you do your research, you find that these comments are just inane, meaningless, and irrelevant. My client came here to make sure the gates were kept, in other words to make sure the main event titles were held by main eventers. It's not my client's fault the XWF Universal Champion at the time did deserve to be a main eventer. To a rookie winning some belt is a huge deal. It doesn't matter how long a promo is, and it never will, but to a rookie who has never tasted main event gold QUANTITY is everything.
NOCMM's large invisible dick gives Kelli a quality orgasm.
NOCMM: Jim, padding out my promos with filler like you do would be the definition of tiring. I guess that's just another word you don't understand. You're a poor tired rookie, and you don't even know what that means. Only new skool fans want a long boring promo they can pretend they were sucked into, and they're few and far between.
rookies aren't my audience, so if you're tired of seeing my promos that's the greatest gift you can give to me. Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I did my job perfectly. NOCMM clearly and concisely made all his points so he goes back to putting his full-attention on Kelli Berglund's holes, God-made and invisible man-made alike, as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.