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Trax is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> rookie monkey Part 7: Comparing a fight to gay sex - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 02-09-2017
The scene opens to a new skool fan who happens to be a monkey watching some cuck porn. The fat black monkey is fucking the liberal man's wife, then the monkey pulls out and cums on the white dude who loves monkey cum.
New Skool Fan: I wish I could do that. I'll be just like Trax. Cumming on other men definitely isn't gay. It's just dominant. Being the dom in a gay relationship isn't gay either. It's only gay to get cummed on by a big black dude. Making men eat cum is straight. I wish I was in the arena to chant "Trax got Screwed" so he didn't have to stoop to the level of Trump supporters and put fake news in his first promo.
NOCMM does the world a favor and paints the wall with the monkey by blowing its brains out. The camera zooms in on its tiny monkey brain. No wonder it was such a
. NOCMM: I'm sorry you had to see one of the only Trax fans in its natural habitat. It was just too perfect. Isn't this the kind of
you'd expect to buy into what Trax says? I had to start the promo early just to capture something so natural. NOCMM gets the feeling in his chest that everyone gets when they realize without a shadow of a doubt they were 100% correct. He puts his gun away.
NOCMM: Anyway, Trax's last promo was a lame scene with the same things he said before tacked on at the end. He brings up irrelevant trash like Game Girl, who no one ever cared about except for him apparently. I guess she's his anime....'waifu'? Alt-Righters are degenerates, what can I say.
NOCMM looks down at the now dead monkey.
NOCMM: "Blah blah blah, I'm not sorry and I hope you kill more monkeys in retaliation, blah blah blah I met a fake God blah blah blah I don't know what a cuck is blah blah blah I'lll beat your client blah blah blah"
His monkey voice is spot on.
NOCMM: Trax, you can convince yourself that anything you do to my client will hurt him, but at the end of the day it simply isn't true. This is a performance. The rest of the card is real fights, but the main event, the match before the old skool fans go home and start a traffic jam, is fake, it's fixed, and only exists to test if the three people in the ring with my client are worthy of the main event. If you think otherwise maybe you belong in the front row of a WWE show. It's still real to you...isn't it?
NOCMM shakes his invisible head.
NOCMM: Here's something that is real: the fact that you put a bullet in this degenerate's monkey brain. Here's something real, you're comparing a fight, albeit a fake one, to fucking sex. How gay are you? So you fight dudes for a living, and meanwhile you're comparing it to boning them. That's got to be one of the gayest things I've ever heard. You're bitch monkey of a wife is going to kill you for that, not for wrecking some furniture. She's sharing a bed with a gay monkey, a gay monkey that's going to get her killed as soon as I find her and choke her to death. Trax...you're a
. NOCMM calls Hero Xtreme 7.9 on the phone.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Hello?
NOCMM: One of your opponents this week, the monkey one. He thinks the match is like having sex with you.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: That's gay. Call him a
. NOCMM: I did. Apparently he's been lying to his wife about only being dominant with women. Get it?
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Is that a reference to his nick-name, NOCMM? I don't know anything about this
. NOCMM: Right, my bad. I sometimes forget my great promo work is lost on you. I just want to warn you in case he tries to rape you during the match. He's a monkey, so I wouldn't put it past him to try to fuck someone without their consent.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: If he tries to fuck me and then cum on your face, well then I'll kick him really hard in the dick. That would make it painful for him. That'll teach him.
NOCMM: Good idea! What a stupid monkey.
Hero Xtreme 7.9: Thanks for the warning.
NOCMM: No problem.
They both hang up, but NOCMM is still worried. A gay rapist monkey just cut a promo about how he's going to rape his client in the middle of the ring. The worry goes away when he remembers that Trax is a fucking twink that likes to take it and would never give it, just like Trax's hero Milo Yiannopolis. Another veteran is mistaken for a SJW and beaten to death as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.