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Trax is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> rookie monkey Part 5: Being half the man his partner is - Printable Version

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Trax is a <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> rookie monkey Part 5: Being half the man his partner is - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 02-07-2017

After several minutes of reflection, the scene opens moments after the last promo left off.

NOCMM: Trax is clearly the bigger in this tag team. As misguided and silly and it is, Rookiepool is at least attempting to build something out of me bringing to light how much of a rip-off he is, yet Trax has done absolutely nothing with the negligent monkey image I painted of him. Why aren't we seeing vignettes of Trax with fake monkey ears on his head, and drinking while driving?

The question hangs in the air.

NOCMM: It's simple, Trax is as out-of-touch with the new skool fans as he is with the old skool fans. That's why he had to edit footage. That's why he's not running with my insults. That's why he reduced himself to a co-star the moment I proved him wrong. He has no one behind him anymore. He saw that his partner was doing an okay job at getting the clueless people who would watch XWF even if my client had no involvement because they are just brain dead who like seeing people get hurt to like him a little, so he just decided to sit back and coast on it.

NOCMM shakes his head at their missed opportunity.

NOCMM: The team up should have been Deadpool and Curious George, but instead we got Deadpool and Deadshot because one person knows how to cater to his fans and the monkey doesn't. So, congratulations Rookiepool. You are twice the man your monkey partner is.

NOCMM applauds.

NOCMM: It's not too late though Trax, you can still steal my idea and be a self-aware negligent monkey. Say it's as of now, when you've been one all along, just like how Rookieman was always a Deadpool rip-off. It's never too late to fix your mistakes. It's never too late to learn from your partner, and it's never too late to cater to when you're an unapologetic one.

NOCMM grabs a chimp and starts choking it to death as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.