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Doc and Graves Are Homos - Big Nate - 02-06-2017
Nate Higgers flings a bunch of dirt off the tires of his four wheeler as he does some donuts around a port-o-john. A port-o-john he for sure saw Ghost Tank's Broken Bullshit enter a few moments earlier, on account of the c. diff he still definitely has.
"This bitch."
Nate rams the john with the four-wheeler, knocking it over onto its side. A bunch of brown fluids seep out onto the dirt as Autism Septic scrambles to get free. But ol' Nate has his lasso handy and gets that "champ" hogtied quicker'n a hiccup.
"Now squeal for me, boy."
Higgers drives the four wheeler on top of GT's chest and lights up a Marlboro Red.
"Pussy."
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re:Doc and Graves Are Homos - Mr. Oz - 02-06-2017
While trying to enjoy a nice shit, he felt the full force of a vehicle running into him and then over. As he laid there, he prayed to the Seven Deities, and they answered his prayers! The Broken One was not pinned completely and was able to not only grab the front of Higgers's vehicle and began to push up upon it, kicking out at the last possible second. He would then chuckle at Higgers before speaking aloud
"Brother Higgers!
I knew you'd come!"
After that, with strength of vested in him by the Seven Deities, he'd begin to get up off the ground, lifting the front of the vehicle
"Prepare, Brother Higgers, TO BE, DELETED!"
All of his muscles bulging as he tossed the vehicle with Higgers riding it, high up into the air, and it began to flip back over front. Oswald then prepared himself, much like the Man of Steel, he would push off the ground, jumping into the air after the now flipping through the air Higgers and grabbing him by the head, and the two would begin to descend at an abnormally fast pace, until soon both Higgers and Broken Oswald Autem Sephtis have crashed into the ground, with Higgers's broken and Oswald unscathed.
"Brother Higgers, consider yourself OBSOLETE!"
The four wheeler lands on top of Higgers's body, and explodes as Oswald walks away from the explosion.