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If We're Gonna Rhyme... - JimCaedus - 02-05-2017
We see, Cadryn T, rhyming's _not_ all that tough
When you phone your shit in and don't _try_ hard enough
Should've cut and paste Keats, Robert Frost or The Poe
You verse it like IQ of 7 and O
Couldn't even keep tempo, bitch CLAP OUT YOUR RHYMES
"Mistakes Have Been Made". No spit! SWALLOW that pride!
That's called a B-rhyme, you're still on mono-syllables
Rhymin' remedial, slurpin' on cereal
Candy-ass Cadryn Tiberius, please
Hear voices like Gravy, he bit that off these
You wonder why Micheal ain't taking your calls?
You fucked 'im and dropped 'im. Boy, you got some balls
Not balls enough, though, to be fuckin' unique
So I'll crack both your huevos and cook up Queer Quiche
Third-hand stolen shit, it started second-hand
But my voices are real, not Fantasyland
It's cool, I'm not crazy, just P-T-S-D
M-E-S, O-C-D and oh, right, A-D-D
So that means if C, you don't stop fucking with me
I'll whistle while stabbin' in patterns of 3
The psycho 8th dwarf, after Happy, I'm Stabby
And prop severed heads don't frighten me, sadly
Cardboard belts? Jolly Rancher, keep suckin'
Where's Killjoy? Chicken fearin' a pluckin'?
Cruisin' for bruisin', pleading for beating
Yearnin' for burnin', how's that all sound sweetie?
You're fuckin' with Caedus and Robbie Bourbon?
I don't think you know all the trouble you're in
Walk down the ramp, bitch, and right past the ring
Past the announcers and hop the railing
Pick through the fans,
, out the back doorAnd don't let us catch you around here no more
You got lucky against me, _I_ made the faux pas
Now Ive bitten your head off with poetic jaws
Had a chance but you blew it, here, take fail 2
Just a sample of what you got coming to you
Did this over lunch, when I promo, I'll kill
I'll show you how "bad" I can be, how it feels
Slice into your pig's guts with stated serrated
And hang your ass up for the drain, liquidated
Keep fuckin' that head, you ain't fuckin' with mine
Rude awakening, dipshit, it's clobberin' time
Fuck your game, fuck your swag, most of all fuck you, son
And please keep in mind this is just promo 1
Fuck lines. I'm Jim Caedus.