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God and Internalized Misogynerd Rookie VERSUS Stupid Buffoon Rookie and Rookieman - Hero Xtreme 7.9 - 02-01-2017
NOCMM: Like the title of my promo says my client, Hero Xtreme 7.9 will be tag teaming with Game Girl, a stupid anti-woman woman, against Trax, a stupid talking monkey who thinks people are 'triggered' when they merely respond to his inane
shit, and Rookieman, some no one knows or cares about.NOCMM shakes his invisible head.
NOCMM: I'm sure you all remember the last time my client was booked against a worthless animal. That was the day Hero Xtreme Un made his debut and took his place. He did this because God didn't want to face a gay monkey in a nothing match for no reason other than some
named OakPee wanted him to. However, this is Lethal fucking Lottery. I'm not here to talk about Dumb Monkey X or any of his 2 Twitter followers. My client will not be pulling out of any matches. He is here to elevate some of the talent so it isn't just a roster of rookies anymore. Or maybe he'll decide to win the tournament if none of you are worthy of being main eventers. Like always, God will do God's will and the old skool fans will actually watch Lethal Lottery this time. NOCMM and the old skool fans like the sound of that.
NOCMM: I brought this up earlier, but I'd like to explain how the talking monkey's misuse of the word 'triggered' is problematic. It's ableist. PTSD is real thing you fucking piece of shit rookie monkey. Stop being a fucking piece of shit and making out the disease that countless veterans face everyday to be some kind of joke. Get your stupid monkey head out of your
rookie ass.NOCMM turns to several cages of monkeys and one by one he opens a cage, grabs a monkey, and chokes the life out of it.
NOCMM: It's monkey holocaust time. Veterans and their post-war life is not a fucking joke. I will kill your brethren until you give them a public apology.
NOCMM keeps choking monkeys to death as the scene fades to an Xtreme shade of black.