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I'm back - BenitoAngelo - 11-15-2016
Benito Angelo is sitting in a leather chair, in a black and white suit, watching something on his phone. He looks up at the camera.
Oh, nice to see you again me amigo. I was just watching 1 of my so called opponent on Warfare attempt to talk about me in a coherent fashion. It was quite entertaining to watch actually. I couldn't understand about half of it, but what I did understand was quite funny. He tried to talk about me and my so called partner Kurt Angle. The thing that I find funny, besides the lack of grammar, was that it was obvious that he did no research at all before talking. He called me Mexican. Well, I believe that I'm actually Italian-American. On my birth certificate it says that I was born in New York, which, besides Alaska, is one of the farthest places away from Mexico in the United States. Maybe it's the name? I honestly have no idea where he got that notion from. He also says that I will never accomplish anything in the XWF. Hate to break it to ya, Dave, but I already have. I made my debut in September, and I was suspended for a month in October. This is the first day I can come back. Before I was suspended, though, I had actually accomplished a lot. I am the longest reigning HeavyMetalWeight Champion, and have the most reigns with 5. I was only pinned or made to submit once in 7 matches. What have you done? Oh, you beat someone named Nami, The Pirate Hunter.
Benito starts a slow clap.
Well, that's just lovely for you. Well, you could say that you beat Barney Green, but how much of an accomplishment is that anyway. I could do it if I ever had a match with him. I would really love to fight him. And not Bad Attitude twice in 5 days. Beating the same people twice gets boring. Also, why couldn't they set me up with my partner Jervis Cottonbelly? They set me up with Kurt Angle. He's a loser. I would prefer him not even showing up. Seriously, you would just cost me the match. But back on track, I will beat Dave Stone and Ron Cage, and it won't be much of a fight. This Dave guy seems to be the brains of the group, and that's not saying much, because he is simply an idiot. The only reason I call him the brains of the group, is because he definitely isn't the brawn. He couldn't even pin Nami. I watched that match of his, and he got 7 moves in. He basically let his partner do most of the hard work in that match. Oh, and his partner. I nearly forgot to talk about him. Mr. Cage, the brawn of the group. I don't know if he actually knows how to speak English. If you watched his promo last week, you know what I mean. If not, I'll show you basically what was said. Ahh hates peoples cause no goo' reason. YO ADRIAN! AHH DID IT ADRIAN! That last part may have been artistic license. But for some reason, Ronald Cage seems to not like people. I share that sentiment, except for a few people I can tolerate. There aren't that many, and you can be sure that the 2 members of the second newest tag team in the XWF aren't in that group. They irk me. And soon they, like everyone else, will learn I am not a man to be taken lightly. My word is law. Don't go against me, or you may wind up dead. I nearly forgot to mention to Dave-O Stone. I am a mob boss. In case you don't know what that means, it means I can control people. I can kill people. I can kill you. I don't hesitate to kill. Don't believe me? Well, I can't show you definite proof of it, or I may go to jail, but don't test me on it. Something about my mob, the Angelo's, is that we are the fastest growing mob in New York. We, like every other mob have enemies, and ours are the Gambino's. Back on track, I really don't have much else I can actually say about the 2 men with just horrible attitudes, because there isn't much to say. I heard they were friends since childhood, so that's nice. In my childhood, I trained to become a mob boss. By myself, I am better then Bad Attitude will ever be. But I do have back up. My actual partner in the World's Friendliest Mafia, Jervis Cottonbelly, will be accompanying me to ring side. We will be chasing the trios title soon, with someone else you may have heard of, Guppy Parsh. We are part of PATROL, the best faction in the XWF. The point of all this was to say that I won't be alone on my quest to defeat Bad Attitude. I just realized, that kind of sounds like I am actually fighting a bad mood. That's really weird. Who thought of that name? It's really bad!
Benito rubs his eyes
Honestly, this whole situation makes me annoyed. I am coming back from a month's absence, and my big return is against Bad Attitude. Could they really find no one else for me to come back against? And if they put me in a tag match, why can't it be with my actual tag team partner? I'm sure Jervis would be better then Kurt Angle. I am seriously hoping that Kurt Angle doesn't even show up. He may actually cost me in this match. What if he tags himself in and he gets pinned? Oh god, that is the worst possible thing that could happen. It would show in the record books that I lost to bad attitude. And we can't have that, can we? Come Wednesday, I will be back in an XWF ring, and I will have 2 victories over Bad Attitude. Peace out.