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Skull Fucking 101 - Unknown Soldier - 10-11-2016
Unknown Soldier is surrounded by a sea of 666 dead corpse heads. He's inside some type of small room of an abandoned house. A crack house most likely. Rocking back and forth in the corner like a crazed lunatic. That's what crazy people do, they sit in the corner rocking back and forth making horrible analogies to rocking horses, because they have nothing better to do with their time. Soldier isn't so much rocking back and forth as he is undulating his hip inside the dead corpse skull of some poor soul that he finds attractive and with lips able to please his demon dick. The skull obviously came from a severed body that was previously decapitated before it made it's way to Soldier's dick. But it's actually not just some poor victim, but rather the heads of his 666 cousins that he flew over to Norway to meet just before his main event match against Bearded War Pig.
That's right, it's not as much fun to rape, kill, and desecrate the corpses of random people anymore, they have to be family. Soldier hasn't seen his cousins in a long time, but they were very happy to see him initially and were proud of his accomplishments in the XWF. Unknown Soldier took this perfect time to gain their trust so he could murder and then skull fuck the dead corpses of all his family. He stands up to speak to the camera as it turns the corner and focuses directly on our Xtreme Champion. He stands and begins to speak, the dead head of some corpse he just mutilated is hanging off the edge of his penis giving him necro-felacio as Soldier begins his rant.
Unknown Soldier: "Well, well, well.... I'm so proud of you Ghost Tank. Murdering your family like that and then using the dead bodies in a way that only someone like I would find intriguing. I liked it so much, that I decided that I'm going to mimic it by taking care of my entire family in the Oslo area in the same manner as you. You see Tank, I haven't been back to Norway in ages since I departed their long ago after my thirteenth birthday. My immediate family was murdered and I was tossed in an insane asylum here in America and escaped. I know your pain Tank, and I know what it feels like to have your family bringing you down. I'm proud of you man. You can't rape, murder, and desecrate bodies as good as me, but it brings a twinkle to my eyes to see a young cannibal getting his first taste of blood develop into a full blown Jeffery Dahmer psychopath!"
Unknown Soldier pulls out a black towel and let's the severed head drop off his dick and fall to the ground. He wipes off his dick with this black towel, leaving a smear of white in a small corner of the towel.
Unknown Soldier: "That's why I'm going to be in your corner tonight Ghost Tank. As soon as I can turn this black towel into white, then I'll be ready to be there by your side. Skull fucking as many dead bodies as we can. Just one big skull fuck-a-palooza-orgy-a-thon! Don't worry Tank, I'll be the best towel waving corner man you ever had. You know how I know that? Because I'd rather see Mcbride kill you then throw in the towel so that you lose. I hope you die Tank, and you should be thankful for that because then you know for sure that I won't be the reason that you lose. There's no fucking way I'm going to throw in that towel, because I'll be spending most of the time jacking off my dick into it and using it for 'after wipes'. It might take me all night to turn this black towel into white! You know why else I'm going to be there Ghost Tank? So that I can remind you for the rest of your title reign and quite frankly for the rest of your life, that it is I; the great Unknown Soldier, who allowed for this Hart title charade of yours to continue. You could never do it without me Ghost Tank, and I swear to SATAN! that I will be sure to remind you from now until the end of time about it!"
Soldier goes back to skull fucking another dead head and then viciously tossing it to the ground after he is done with it. He then wipes his dick on the black towel, leaving yet another small white smear, then picks up another corpse head and goes back to skull fucking like a savage disgusting psycho beast. This process repeats itself at least 666 times or so, or rather until the black towel is completely white and ready for the Hart title match on tomorrow's episode of Warfare.