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+---- Thread: I... will not.... be beaten that easily! (/showthread.php?tid=25035)
I... will not.... be beaten that easily! - BenitoAngelo - 10-04-2016
Oh, good, a new champion. This could be a little easier, hopefully. Doctor D'bill actually tried to kill me! He tried to make me sleep inside a cofpin! He tried to kill me, by drowning! He must think I have enetophobia or something. Anyway, once I pin you I will be the new heavy metal weight CHAMPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Benito spins Mini around, hits him with a low blow, then goes for the pin!
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re:I... will not.... be beaten that easily! - Mini Morbid - 10-04-2016
YOU HAVE THE BREATH OF A MILLION SPERMS!!!!
ABRAXAS, COME TO MY RESCUE!!!!!
Just then, a giant DRAGON of twenty feet in length flies overhead... dangling beneath him is his MASSIVE DRAGON COCK!!! It is THIRTY FEET LONG!!!
Abraxas flies over Benito and swats him aside with his gigantic reptile peen, whIch is spraying OCEANS OF DRAGON CUM EVERYWHERE!!!!
COME, MY STEED!
Mini grabs the dangling lizard wang and is lifted to safety, allowing him to kick out! His championship belt held high as he flies away, laughing heartily at the jizzy remains of Benito Angelo and his FAILURE!!!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
!Oh, good, a new champion. This could be a little easier, hopefully. Doctor D'bill actually tried to kill me! He tried to make me sleep inside a cofpin! He tried to kill me, by drowning! He must think I have enetophobia - fear of pins! or something. Anyway, once I pin you I will be the new heavy metal weight CHAMPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Benito spins Mini around, hits him with a low blow, then goes for the pin!
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re:I... will not.... be beaten that easily! - Vincent Lane - 10-04-2016
Not so fast you little horse-cocked bastard you!
Vincent rides into the scene on a white horse, then takes aim with his long bow.
Lane shoots an arrow directly up the dragon's urethra! The pain causes the magnificent beast to whips his cock around, causing Mini Morbid to lose the grip on his belt.
The HMW Title lands on the cumsticky waist of Benito Angelo.
Dude. Get yourself cleaned up.
| Winner and NEW Heavymetalweight Champion - Benito Angelo! |
(OOC: Missed "champin" in subject line)
I... will not.... be beaten that easily! - BenitoAngelo - 10-04-2016
Cool. Also, this is disgusting.