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friends with benefits - Z - 10-05-2016 Lurking in the woods, the ragged man gripping his pail with fog trailing behind him. He comes across the one known as Unknown Soldier, perched upon a stone at the head of a summoning circle. Greetings Unoon Sojah, de pleasentries will end dere. You know why Z have come.
Unknown Soldier: How about that, damn thing actually worked. The two engage in a binge of wickedness and treachery of truly epic proportions. Doing line after line of seemingly endless Loa Dust for 27 months straight, causing mayhem and catastrophic damage all over the planet, falling out of sky scraper windows and and plowed in underground subways. The two eventually battle they're way into an nuclear missile silo, slamming each other into knobs and levers, control panels, and submerged plutonium rods. The country is in disarray as ever nuke in the country detonates. In the midst of all the carnage at the center of the crater. A skeleton with intricately carved symbols lays atop another, constructed of the purest black metal.[/color] 1...... 2..... re:friends with benefits - Unknown Soldier - 10-05-2016 Soldier gives one hell of a nuclear kick out! "This Lua Dust is almost as good as crystal methamphetamine... ALMOST!! I like how you pronounce things. Like my name for instance, reminds me of hearing how John Black always says it. Grab a bunch of that Lua Dust and meet me at the NASA space station in Florida. If we're going to blow up the world we're going to need to fly to the moon so we can keep getting high! HIGH AS FUCK! Get it?" re:friends with benefits - Bjorn Felhammen - 10-06-2016 Going to space huh, yall mutha fucks need me and Velo up there, talkin bout goin round the world. Howd yall like to get your dong dinged in Zero G. We can conquer the universe one dick at a time. |