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Hunter Payne's First Client - Hunter Payne - 09-23-2016

With the number one overall pick, Hunter Payne will now be representing



The controversial,



The very unstable,



All-American Linebacker,




THAD CASTLE!



Blue Mountain State



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Wow! What a pick!



Now since the NCAA are being dicks as usual, instead of game footage, here is a closer look at Thad Castle.










Now turning to the NFL Total access analysts



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Lindsey Rhodes: Wow! Now Thad is currently nursing a thigh injury, with no immediate timetable to return to the football field. But with his size, strength, and huge personality, I have a feeling coach Payne will find creative ways to use him in the meantime.



Willie McGinest: Plus, let's not forget with the recent death of Hunter Payne's former bodyguard Ray Peterson (RIP), there is a big void at bodyguard that Thad Castle can fill in on day one!



Sean O'Hara: Is it a risk? Absolutely, but if anyone can get a out-of-control drug user in line, it's Hunter Payne. After all, preaching a life of sobriety was Payne's "thing" back in the day. So I am loving this pick!



Dan Hellie: And this just in, we are now going live to Thad Castle! Thad, hey buddy! Thank you for being here.




Thad Castle: You're welcome for having me.



Dan Hellie: Okay... Thad. What made you sign with Hunter Payne?



Thad Castle: He said if sign with him, I can make a billion dollars!



Willie McGinest: A billion dollars Thad?! Seems like an idiotic figure.



Thad Castle: You seem like an idiotic figure!



Sean O'Hara: Now Thad, you've had an insane amount of off-the-field issues. Do you think you deserve another chance?



Thad Castle: Yes. Duh! What a stupid question!



Lindsey Rhodes: Now you are currently injured Thad, have you recieved any updates on when you can play again?



Thad Castle: I can play whenever I want to!



Willie McGinest: That's not what I heard.



Thad Castle: Well you heard wrong bromigo! I AM THE BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!




Thad removes his mic piece and storms off before the camera feed shuts off.



Sean O'Hara: Final thoughts, good luck Hunter Payne. You're gonna need it...